Ireland Baldwin is oiling up her tits like she was an old rusted out bike chain, or maybe like an old rusted out car, because she may not be officially old, her spirit is pretty fucking beat the fuck down….like when you see a brand new Rolls Royce torched in an organized crime war…it’s still a rolls royce, but basically only good for the parts….you see because she started out with a father who called her a pig publicly, but managed to not be cancelled, despite being a piece of shit, maybe because he mocks TRUMP and the decision makers like that, you know save the cancelling for people who support Trump, even if Trump’s a better comedian than they are….but yeah…Dad Baldwin’s a fiery tempered, egotistical, piece of shit….but he was alright in Beetlejuice.
In being a piece of shit, he’s been a bad father to Ireland, proven in her need to get naked on the internet to get noticed, while her cousin is marrying pop stars like the groupie she is to get famous on the internet, after befriending the devil Jenners and Hadids, despite pretending to be a Jesus freak, while this one was getting prison tattoos, in and out of rehab, some identity crisis shit….but despite all that…she’s still getting naked or half naked on the internet, not sure if she’s selling tit pics like other girls her generation, despite having access to all the money in the world, I mean her mom was Kim Bassinger and I guess still is, but not the version of Kim Bassinger that was the hottest celebrity babe of her era, where as now she’s just some old as shit mom of a crackwhore looking LA rich kid trying to have soul, substance, some edginess to offset her coddled life….
This is what the generation does, and who are we to not stare at the 6 foot tall 250 pounder who is luckily proportionate’s big tits while she oils them up, because they are still tits and we like those…
If anything, it’d be unfortunate if Ireland didn’t carry herself like this, trying to be the hot chick dudes jack off to, because I like exhibitionists and their tits, even Ireland Baldwin’s despite looking more Baldwin than Bassinger.
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