Ireland Baldwin is so fucking masculine…it’s almost gross to be into looking at her and her tall naked body and her not so masculine big tits trying to be edgey to get noticed….but celebrity kids are a fetish and Ireland’s really not that bad, it just seems like she doesn’t believe in her core that she’s not that bad…
I do think Ireland Baldwin is the punchline to a joke…so in efforts to keep the joke alive…I keep supporting her slow and steady quest for relevance, or attention, and as girls of the internet have known forever, that happens the more and more naked you get…
I think she’s a joke in part because her dad called her a pig, we all know that storyline and I’ve done enough posts on her to have established that she’s unwanted or unappreciated by her dad….he even went onto knock up some fake Spanish bitch 5 or 6 or more times to dillute Ireland’s value both on a monetary level by divvying up the inheritance, but also by hedging his bets that the fake spanish kids, who all have Spanish names, will offset the loss he had with her….it’s one of those DIVERSIFY your sperm so that you don’t have all your eggs in one disappointing basket…
I think she’s a joke because before the prison tats and the getting naked on the internet, she was doing the beachy influencer thing, before Kendall and Kyle were even hustling instagram that hard…she was early to it, but couldn’t pull it off…
Now I don’t use social media, but I can point to a lot of ugly fucking women who have mastered being influencers, without getting naked and NONE of them were Alec Baldwin and Kim Bassinger’s forgotten daughter…
She has budget, she has access, she has houses in various places to shoot, she could hire filmers, start a youtube…but instead she’s on the cusp of an only fans member site because she wants to be jacked off to…it’s weird.
I guess when you’re rich and have everything you want or need, the only thing left to do is dive into softcore porn…
It’s pretty disappointing, because she had the opportunity to do everything and anything, but instead is following the lead of a cam girl in Ohio with an Only Fans…
That’s not to say Ireland has an onlyfans but when you’re doing this shit for free, you might as well sell the spread ass version for a premium…
The only sad thing is when NO ONE will pay to see her naked because they don’t care…
It’s also not to say that she shouldb’t be posting nudes, I’d rather see her naked than clothed, but on a higher level, not all girls need to get naked to matter in this world, it helps, but it’s more exciting when they DON’T get naked unless it is for special occasions, or for special people. There’s nothing wrong with nudity, I am all for nudists, it’s just that there’s no need to be a nudist on the internet unless you’re just desperate to be seen….and there’s no need to be desperate to be seen when you’re rich as fuck with celebrity parents…and if you are, there’s a deeper cry for help here….
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