Ireland Baldwin is nude at the beach, showing off her monster sized tits, which would be more impressive if she wasn’t monster sized….straight up 6 foot 7 inches…
In the event you pay attention to the celebrity gossip news, and I don’t, Ireland Baldwin has been given a second chance at a big break, because her step mother I’ve made fun of for as many years as her pregnancy addiciton has had her in the “news”….has finally been exposed for being a fake…
I am sure I’ve written about this 100 times before, but no one pays attention to what I say, and need some random woman from instagram to line-up the storyline for people to really grasp….but basically, Hilaria Baldwin, is actually named Hilary Baldwin and despite having a fake Spanish accent like some kind of freak, she’s born and raised in Boston….her schoolmates have been calling her Spanish accent fake forever…and the whole thing has been more a testament to Alec Baldwin being some narcissitic fuck who doesn’t really give a fuck about his wife he’s had dozens of kids with, but is more into fucking his wife because she’s got that YOGA body even after her 5 or 6 kids….that are biting into Ireland’s inheritance…also something I’ve made fun of before this online investigator who was just tired of Hilaria’s bullshit dug up…
So the fake Spanish woman who seduced Baldwin when he was doing Yoga with her, has an American mother who was a professor, her grandfather a professor, her lineage pre-colonial…but for whatever reasons, they are saying she got wind of Baldwin being into Salma Hayek back on 30 Rock….and she moved in to give him that Spanish fantasy, depsite Hayek being Mexican…and dude fell for it….because dudes, rich and otherwise, are suckers and if a hot girl strokes their ego enough they fall for it….it’s probably more a joke to him than anything as all his kids have Spanish names…while he keeps on cumming in her to shut her fake accent up…
I assume Alec is in on the joke and finds it hilarious they’ve kept the lie up this long, since no one cares about Hilaria unless she posts a post pregnancy photo….because if he’s not in on the joke, then he really doesn’t give a fuck about the bitch he’s knocking up and giving that good life to….something she probably works very hard at maintaining because clearly she’s an underachiver who uses her pussy to get paid.
ANYWAY…Ireland’s back in the news, like she was when her dad called her a pig, like she was when she was doing the Beachy instagram model thing, like she was when she was in and out of rehab after dating a lesbian black rapper….only she’s still so irrelevant for a celebrity child which is weird…cuz she’s got big tits!
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