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2024

15

Apr

Bebe Rexha’s Big Ass and Big Titties at Coachella of the Day

Bebe Rexha may be a fat chick and I may be a hater when it comes to fat chicks since my beauty ideals stem from anorexic model chicks on a heroin or diet coke diet, but the truth is, fat girls have fat asses and fat tits and if they are going to use them for marketing purposes, who am I to fat shame.

Sure, I don’t buy into fat being strictly genetics, it’s what you put in your damn mouth and I don’t support body positivity movement that celebrates overeating and unhealthiness, because 90 percent of people in Walmart right now are 3 times Bebe Rexha’s size…she’s Hollywood fat.

So just because 90 percent of people in Walmart are fat may make fat normal, but it doesn’t make it right, but when in corset with the tits out and the round ass you’d consider being smothered by, it’s not as bad as it could be….even to a fat shamer like me.

What would have previously been a series of mean spirited fat jokes has become a celebration of big ass and tits….I’m growing as a person here and apparently so is Bebe Rexha.

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2024

12

Jan

Bebe Rexha’s Big Cleavage of the Day

Bebe Rexha probably named herself Bebe because she would tell people she was her size because she never lost her baby fat and it just stuck…well into her 40s…

She had a minute where she was a very important popstar, and she probably is still in that minute, since the first decade of their career kept her behind the scenes like most fat girls…

Well, the good news is that as a fat girl, she’s got fat tits, and that’s really all that she needs to focus on if she crops the belly and thighs out of the content and just makes herself a tit up…she’ll continue to win this social media game….just hide out in the mansion and stick to this crop girl, we’ve found the angle, the viral hook..you got this.

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2022

12

Aug

Bebe Rexha in her Tight Wrestling Outfit of the Day

Bebe Rexha may be a fat fuck pop star in her 30s, which is a little old to be a pop star and you may not think of her fat, but it’s “hollywood fat” and I may not like “Hollywood Obesity” which is not obesity you see in walmart, but a scaled down version of obesity that fits on stage, in costume, on camera, but it is still fat.

I guess the world doesn’t need more Lizzo/Precious/Gilbert Grape Moms normalized or celebrated, we’re going into food shortage times and clearly, as they push eating bugs on us, they can’t have us wanting to live fat pig lives, it’ll just keep us all hungry.

That’s not to say that Kosovo refugee number 3 isn’t worth looking at in her wrestling outfit, it’s a trend you’ll see on girls if you leave your house this weekend, so let the tight, form fitting, tit exploding, pussy hugging, not nearly as gay as when you used to jerk off to High School Wrestling, inspire, because I can assure you, her shitty pop music won’t.

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2022

16

Feb

Bebe Rexha Titty Bounce of the Day

Here’s Bebe Rexha showing her fat girl tits….

I am sure a lot of you like that large breast plate that house the fat girl tits….

It’s not really my vibe…..because big girls are supposed to have big girl tits, if they don’t it’s just fucking weird….and when they do..I just think LUNCH LADY…

It’s like who is this CAFETERIA worker on vacation at the all inclusive in full hair and make-up using a FILTER…having the time of her life…maybe she put some of her lunch lady money into CRYPTO early on and can afford that 2,000 dollar for a week of unadulterated good times….not that I know what unadulterated means….or maybe she just won a scratchy lottery ticket….BINGO.

But instead of it being a lunch lady, it’s a “Pop star”…in her mid 30s…who was kept locked in a basement for her 20s…

Like some fat chicks, she’s not necessarily ugly…just into eating more calories than she burns…even with her pop dance life…how does that work? CAKE!

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2022

04

Jan

Bebe Rexha Big Girl Tit of the Day

Bebe Rexha is a big titty cuz she’s thick songwriter turned popstar because with modern technology and the general woke nature of the world, you can fake being hotter than you are with filters and photoshop, but more interestingly, you can use being in your 30s and fat to you advantage, AGEISM, BODY POSITIVITY and other bullshit that seems to forget that there is other talent out there, we don’t need to keep taking these behind the scenes girls like GAGA and now REXHA who have lots of hit songs to their credit, and put them centre stage…there’s nothing wrong with keeping them hidden away in their cave writing hits for other hotter people…but yet here we are…seeing some rich, old lady with her full old lady big girl tit out for social media, because she’s about as desperate, despite being rich and successful, for acceptance….so desperate she’ll pull her tit out and try to force you into wanting to fuck her….

Since I don’t do anything all day, I watched Netflix QUEENPINS, while wasted but still watched it and Bebe Rexha brought her acting chops playing a HACKER that helps Kristen Bell pull off her Housewife coupon scam…it wasn’t that bad of a movie and as someone who normally hates Kristen Bell, she was kinda hot in it….anyway Bebe Rexha’s acting was just a reminder that everything you see her is some act…this isn’t some artist, this is a bullshitter acting…but at least her big girl titty is out, it makes her more interesting….just not as interesting as if she was doing less GLAM and more BUFFALO WING, or even better, HoT Dog eating competitions..with her vagina.

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2021

21

Dec

Bebe Rexha Beach Tits of the Day

Bebe Rexha is some potential Bosnian refugee from the 90s, who along with DUA LIPA and RITA ORA have decided to become pop stars, you know because when you’re a refugee, it’s REALLY easy to get international multi million dollar record contracts.

I don’t actually know of BLEHAT or whatever the fuck her real name is was born outside of America in some refugee camp, but it makes the story more interesting than linking up with PETE WENTZ doing some shitty rock music from that era of EMO, only to write some shitty songs in her 20s, and decide at 30 when old and fat to do the popstar thing…and have it work..because she’s already rich as shit…

In being a modern day popstar, one must produce sleazy selfies to exist, and I guess that’s what this titty out situation is…if you like flapjack looking, lunch lady, separated on some MOSES shit big girl titties…which as it turns sout…people do like that because they do..

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2021

27

Oct

Bebe Rexha Got Them Tits On of the Day

Bebe Rexha’s actual name is Bleta. I wonder why she ran with Bebe…when she could have normalized Bleta…you know give the other Bletas in the world the opportunity to feel empowered by her, you know instead of trying to give herself a more cutesy and conventional name…there’s a clothing brand called Bebe…Bebe means baby in french…you know…seemingly a more conventional approach to popstar-dom than Bleta…but what message does that tell the Bletas of the world? That they should be ashamed of their name, that they should change it to be more “Western” or “stripper-like”….

I get that she’s done the whole “fat old chicks can be popstars too”..you know cuz she’s old and fat, but knew that you can’t censor or suppress fat as being a bad thing anymore, that body positivity thing is rock solid and can’t be thwarted…fat girls are playing bikini models on the internet like we live in a fucking parody…and we probably do…and I guess the being old thing thanks to her decade of writing hit songs is just a side note since actual old chicks are still be treated like 20 year old vixens…J.LO…

But to change your name, like she’s ashamed of who she is…pretty concerning…isn’t it BLETA…

Here she is in a pant suit….because she’s a professional…

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2021

08

Oct

Bebe Rexha Big Ass in a Bikini of the Day

Bebe Rexha’s got a fat ass which I guess at this point is a marketing hook…that I’ll subscribe to, even though I don’t really like fat chicks and their fat asses, but sometimes a fatty comes around and it doesn’t bother me at all, for whatever reason, this is one of those moments…

So this 30 year old popstar who has proved herself as a talented pop music writer, is claiming her stake as the center of attention, because being locked in the backroom making the hits for other assholes, is probably pretty hard on a society based solely on EGO…what a person is capable of, or what a person has accomplished, it’s like all social media does is brag on the most basic level…just idiots bragging..

I don’t mind the bikini pics, but the psychology behind all this is probably pretty depressing…but the bikini pics…distract from that…plus I don’t get depressed over depressing people being desperate for fame and money…or used as distractions while evil shit goes on behind the scene….

In fact, I like the bikini pics.

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2021

06

Sep

Bebe Rexha Ass of the Day

Big girl popstar who finally sold her soul after years of being in the industry, trying to be famous, only getting song writing credits because they don’t like the fatties, has decided to celebrate her big girl ass, which for whatever reason looks fucking great from this angle, I guess she’s got it all figured out, or at least like all the fat girls on the dating apps, knows her angles, and I am falling for it, despite being a NO FAT CHICKS allowed kind of guy….I guess not all fat fucks are created equally….some are the waddle necked pigs of WALMART or most HEALTHY YOUNG GIRL WITH COVID stories….some are the kind you want to have sit on your face and smother you until you die because this life and new world is a struggle to want to live in….and that’d be a luxurious way to end all the suffering!!


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2021

05

Aug

Bebe Rexha Slutty of the Day

Bebe Rexha is one of the Albanian refugees who are dominating your pop music like a slave…..

Not that Rita Ora is really dominating pop music, but Dua Lipa is and they’re all from the same refugee camp, at least that’s what I assume in my ignorance….

There’s gotta be a conspiracy as to why all these big titty pop stars are Albanians…I don’t get it…maybe they have specific singing talent thanks to their language…but Bebe’s unlike the others is American…which still means something to some people….so she probably doesn’t even speak the language…

I figure in the collapse of society we’re witnessing, it’d be great to put all the investigative journalists on the job to figure out the origin story to the Albanian pop star trend….you know since they’re not doing investigative journalism on the FUCKING LIES we are being fed….but at least they use their well paid puppets wisely, by posting their smut to social media…

There’s just so much smut on social media, and the celebs have hopped on the trend to get their piece of the pie, a pie we’ll assume Bebe Rexha ate all of, since she’s fat…but body shamers have been shamed, so we can’t call a fat chick a fat chick….even if she’s got fat girl tits…

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