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2021

21

Apr

Bebe Rexha Drinks Cum Coffee of the Day

Bebe Rexha is a old fatty that I think is too old to be a popstar but who I still appreciate being a popstar…only because she busts her fat girl tits out…even though fat disgusts me….despite being fat…or maybe becasue of being fat…since I know how gross it is first hand…

The reason I don’t mind her…which in the previous paragraph I was a little overly hyped on by saying “appreciate” her….is because she had a 10 year career as a hit making song writer and she got paid heavy….so you know, she knows how to write pop songs, which I am sure is not too hard, I mean I could probably bust out the lyrics of a pop song in about 15 minutes or less…I could try right now really….


I’m Sorry,
I love you,
But I have to go.

I’m Sorry,
I need you,
But I’m dying of aids cuz your cunt is dirty…

I know…
Aids isn’t a death sentence….
But I should have just taking the blowjob instead..

You toothless whore,
I still smell you on my hand
Even though we fucked in the 80s.

Ladies….Ladies….Ladies…
in the 80s…
MAKE ME AIDS-Y

Ladies….Ladies….Ladies…
in the 80s…
MAKE ME AIDS-Y

Ladies….Ladies….Ladies…
in the 80s…
MAKE ME AIDS-Y

That took 2 minutes….I’m good, raw talent, I know…

Point of the story is bitch drank cum coffee, which is probably some new superfood, get those hormones, that testosterone, for those gains…but it’s a pretty gross trend, unless you’re the the Starbucks working being milked to make the cum coffee…in which case…you likely have a great job…living that corporate dream…

Oh, and Bebe Rexha’s got tits.

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Bebe Rexha Braless


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2021

07

Apr

Bebe Rexha Cleavage in a Bra of the Day

I don’t typically like fat girls, but the other day I decided that I like Bebe Rexha, the old weathered pop star still trying despite being in her mid to late 30s, because with all these TikTok idiots getting famous for awkward dancing, I like seeing someone who has written hit pop songs before trying to be a pop star, because at least she knows the ins and outs and deserves that shine….and yes…fat girls are gross obviously…unless you own a McDonalds franchise and are into that kind of thing, but fat girls also have big fat tits, or can have big fat tits and when they do….you can sure as hell count on seeing them…because that’s the marketing tool…..so keep on the marketing…and shit’s making me hungry….not in a “I’m a baby feed me and change my diaper” infantile fetish….in a “girl clearly eats and I want to too”…however the tits are still tits and that’s all I got.




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2021

06

Apr

Bebe Rexha Titties on a Boat of the Day

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Bebe Rexha is the big girl with the big girl titties who is likely too old to be a popstar but with modern technology she can pull it off…you know face filters and photoshop and shit….and despite being plus sized…she’s kind of a babe….which is hard for me to say because I think fat girls re the enemy of the state…but Bebe I endorse…

Prior to being a popstar doing her own thing in her 30s, she was writing hit songs that made her stupid money for other people, so let this bitch get in on that action, which I am sure was always the plan, because AT LEAST SHE WRITES HER OWN SONGS…in this era of idiots of social media who just put out robot music to get a TIKTOK hit as a secondary revenue stream because they’ve manipulated the minds of idiots who follow TIkTok People…

WHICH reminds me…I accidentally saw FALLON on my FREE TV antennae, it was on mute and fully accidental because I hate that clown….and I had no idea how low budget and embarassing TV has god…I mean I remember he would do his schoolyard games for the idiots and thought “this is bad”….trying to get viral…instead of having interesting conversations and taking a piss on celebs like late night hosts of the past….but the segment I saw was TIKTOK people doing TIKTOK dances awkwardly while Fallon did his creepy fucking smile…

Anyway, there was a time when people would WORK their asses off developing their craft, just ask any Comedy Store Comic from yesteryear about how hard they tried to get on CARSON….it required actually being funny enough….and some people spent years getting that perfect set…building, working, trying, testing, elevating the coversation because competition was fierce..

Now some retard can do a dance badly or a series of dances badly and for whatever reason the Chinese algorithm gets them views and this Fallon idiot has them on his show….not that anyone is watching or that it is as influential as Carson was…but WHAT an embarrassment to entertainment….

Then celebs are reducing themselves to be LIKE the TIKTOK people because the TIKTOK people have views…VALIDATING them as people of talent or interest…because they dance akwardly on an APP…

It’s pretty terrifying how dumb society is…

BUT THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH BEBE REXHA titties…that I support despite being plus sized cuz I think she looks hot…

In other news…she’s performing for the WWE…..so that’s exciting…and YOU SAY I don’t report the NEWS..this shit is 1 hour old fuckers…..


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2021

25

Feb

Bebe Rexha Lace Bra Vampire Freak of the Day

Bebe Rexha is out here in a bra, because if you’re not wearing a bra as outerwear on social media, you’re not doing the job you’re meant to do, which is perpetuating the sexualization of women, in order to get the views and likes you need, to execute whatever the fuck you are selling, in the best way possible…

JUST DON’T USE A HOT BITCH IN A BIKINI TO SELL BEER IN A BEER COMMERCIAL…that would be misogynistic, perverted, patriarchal, trying to appease men…

But do it in selfie from on IG, you inconsistent fucks…even if you’re fat…because that’s empowerment or clickbait…either way…get your fucking story straight…

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2021

08

Feb

Bebe Rexha Titties of the Day

I think the funniest thing about pop culture or celebrity culture or the current zeitgeist is that this site, drunkenstepfather, which has prided itself on being weird, creepy, perverted and basically the cesspool of the internet that no one gives a fuck about, is less hardcore, less sexual, less perverted than a popstar or an aspiring popstar…or a too old and fat to be a popstar but thanks to fat being trending and being already in the industry…and thus becoming a popstar…like Bebe Rexha…

Who is producing content of her basically grabbing her tits, like “look I have tits cuz I am a too fat to be a popstar under traditional popstar requirements, but thank to the fat agenda being pushed, am perfectly positioned and shaped to be a popstar”…

The whole thing is pretty silly….

Sure she’s cropped out the titty, but being a sleazy pervert who likes sex is the cool…forcing me to look onto celebrity in shock that these sluts are legit sluts…not that it’s a bad thing, I’ve been calling them sluts since day one…maybe I willed this low hanging fruit approach to clickbait….

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2021

21

Jan

Bebe Rexha Tits of the Day

Bebe Rexha Tits

Bebe Rexha is a 45 year old songwriter who decided that with all the filters, botox, costumes, photoshop available to her, she could launch a pop career like a 20 year old and no one will notice…not to mention she’s thick, or fat, depending on what school of thought you are from, or if you fear body shaming a big gear because she can sit on you and choke you out, or shit on you and show off her man-sized turds, or maybe you just fear the general consensus of the public that think Body Postivity is good and Body Shaming is fat, since half of society is fat and fat people need to be allowed to do things skinny girls do, to be relatable to the consumer…paving the way for Bebe Rexha, who know how to do pop songs but didn’t do them for herself, until now…or a few years ago..I don’t really know when she first hit.

I just know that in being fat, she’s got tits, and in having tits, she uses them to promote herself and distract from the whole being 45 thing…and we like tits so good fucking work.

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2020

21

Dec

Bebe Rexha Booty of the Day

Bebe Rexha Booty

Bebe Rexha is a big girl, who I guess is trying to be less big, like basically everyone since the Pandemic started and they found out that fat kills and that fat is for lazy fucks and that you don’t have to be fat if you just get off your ass and eat less….I have seen at least 20 or 30 people from social media, and I don’t really use social media, drop between 30 and 100 pounds since March, so…stop being fat fucks…being fat will kill you.

Anyway, as a fat man, I feel I am allowed to fat shame fat women, we’re in this together…it’s the same logic as the black people using the “n word” or gay people using the “F word”….no not “Fill my man pussy”….FAG…I AM TALKING ABOUT FAG…and the joke is that I use “n-word” or “f-word”….because people don’t want to be disresepectful…when they should just say the damn word…it’s easier to understand and it doesn’t mean you want to tie one up to the back of your pick-up truck like Boys Don’t Cry…Hilary Swank shit..

So here’s a fat old popstar who’s trying thanks to having success as a song writer and realizing she can get what needs to be got…and I guess in trying to be less fat she’s into gratituous fitness pant pics to showcase what her fat ass looks like when basically strapped together in shapewear, because she knows with 50 percent of the population being fat…there’s a fuck of a lot of chubby chasers fascinated by fat ass…even though getting a fat ass is not that hard to do…if anything it’s lazy…

SO, from this angle that fat ass is fine, I’ll look at it knowing it’s huge…but I can’t help be see that side fat, back fat roll, throwing off the whole fat ass experience that is hardly a sexual experience but more a “stare at a fat ass before it dies of a stroke” experience….which I guess can be jerked off to by ambitious masturbators..

Bebe Rexha Bunny

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2020

04

Dec

Bebe Rexha Lifts Her Skirt of the Day

Bebe Rexha Red

Bebe Rexha was the obese 35 year old songwriter who used to write music for other artists before remembering that she lived in an era where anyone can become famous…..where narcissism runs deep and where life is your own movie that you are the star of so fuck everyone else….

There’s a reason everyone is scrambling to be famous, or a content producer, or anything like that….in part because it pays heavy, but also because of validation they seek…you know to matter.

It’s like writing hit songs for famous people that she got paid heavy on and that she still gets paid heavy on wasn’t enough, she had to say “I’m rich and ready, let’s do it, I’m an artist, let me art”…

The good news is that despite being 35, she’s not as obese as she originally was, still a thick girl, but not a vile thick girl, more the kind of thick girl that you’d want to fuck, a TILF….you know a THICK I’D LIKE TO FUCK….but can’t because my penis is too small.

I like the way she’s teasing us with her big fucking thighs that could easily crush heads and watermelons in viral videos or porn…but instead she took the mainstream musician route…which luckily will eventually morph into pornostar route…this is just the beginning of naughtiness our people are to embark on.

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2020

30

Nov

Bebe Rexha Weird Pussy Print of the Day

I don’t know what’s going on with Bebe Rexha’s cunt, but it looks fucking weird…

I know it’s not pussy wedgie wednesday yet, but there’s some kind of pussy wedgie happening, but I am not too sure that’s a pussy that’s being wedged between said crotch hugging onesie, one of those pussy hungry so it eats everything like she does, you know her pussy learned that over-eating disorder from her pussy momma herself….

Bebe Rexha is fat, but I think she’s been working out during quarantine like all the fatties who were told COVID kills fattes, but I do think this is more of a custom tailoring fail…..you know they had to get the Drag Queen size to fit her belly, and in doing that it all bunched up in her crotch….like she’s rocking a dick, which people may be into….

She’s a 30 something mom bodied rich songwriter gone popstar and her outfits is some Cuella Deville looking weirdness, but that pussy definition, is weirder.

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2020

04

Nov

Bebe Rexha Beached of the Day

Bebe Rexha Beach

Bebe Rexha who is the chubby popstar that is too old to be a popstar but is doing the whole popstar thing because you can fake a lot of things on the internet…..is out on the beach in a one piece…which is actually the most appropriate swimsuit for her to be in…a bikini on a big girl is always messy….

I am going to assume this is an unphotoshopped picture of the normally photoshopped to shit 30 something year old on her quest to be a popstar because she’s trying to fake her way into popstar status…

As an industry veteran at 30 with hit songs under her belt for other popstars, she’s feeling entitled, or capable…especially in an era of body positivity and where you can blame any failings on your physical attributes and seek redemption for that…from things like weight, you’re a body shamer so let her go with it, to age, you’re an age shamer let her run with it, it’s the era of “Participation Prizes” we are all equals…so she can’t fucking lose….but her swimsuit can as she spills the fuck out of it in all the worst ways, maybe a size up is in order, unless a cutting of circulation at her hips is the look she’s going for as she basically explodes out of the thing….I mean it’s designer, they make that shit small, at least too small for BEBE….unless she’s just not willing to size up, one of those living the lie….who knows…

I will say I prfer this real looking 30 year old to her all done up like Nicki Minaj in clown make-up and hair…but that doesn’t mean I am into it…

Not to mention, I thought she found fitness and was slimming down to keep up with the young folk…but looking at this…tells a whole other story….a story you may jack off to.

I spoke too soon she is in a red bikini – brave new world.

Bebe Rexha Beach

Bebe Rexha Beach

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