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2021

21

Apr

Bebe Rexha Drinks Cum Coffee of the Day

Bebe Rexha is a old fatty that I think is too old to be a popstar but who I still appreciate being a popstar…only because she busts her fat girl tits out…even though fat disgusts me….despite being fat…or maybe becasue of being fat…since I know how gross it is first hand…

The reason I don’t mind her…which in the previous paragraph I was a little overly hyped on by saying “appreciate” her….is because she had a 10 year career as a hit making song writer and she got paid heavy….so you know, she knows how to write pop songs, which I am sure is not too hard, I mean I could probably bust out the lyrics of a pop song in about 15 minutes or less…I could try right now really….


I’m Sorry,
I love you,
But I have to go.

I’m Sorry,
I need you,
But I’m dying of aids cuz your cunt is dirty…

I know…
Aids isn’t a death sentence….
But I should have just taking the blowjob instead..

You toothless whore,
I still smell you on my hand
Even though we fucked in the 80s.

Ladies….Ladies….Ladies…
in the 80s…
MAKE ME AIDS-Y

Ladies….Ladies….Ladies…
in the 80s…
MAKE ME AIDS-Y

Ladies….Ladies….Ladies…
in the 80s…
MAKE ME AIDS-Y

That took 2 minutes….I’m good, raw talent, I know…

Point of the story is bitch drank cum coffee, which is probably some new superfood, get those hormones, that testosterone, for those gains…but it’s a pretty gross trend, unless you’re the the Starbucks working being milked to make the cum coffee…in which case…you likely have a great job…living that corporate dream…

Oh, and Bebe Rexha’s got tits.

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