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2021

21

Dec

Bebe Rexha Beach Tits of the Day

Bebe Rexha is some potential Bosnian refugee from the 90s, who along with DUA LIPA and RITA ORA have decided to become pop stars, you know because when you’re a refugee, it’s REALLY easy to get international multi million dollar record contracts.

I don’t actually know of BLEHAT or whatever the fuck her real name is was born outside of America in some refugee camp, but it makes the story more interesting than linking up with PETE WENTZ doing some shitty rock music from that era of EMO, only to write some shitty songs in her 20s, and decide at 30 when old and fat to do the popstar thing…and have it work..because she’s already rich as shit…

In being a modern day popstar, one must produce sleazy selfies to exist, and I guess that’s what this titty out situation is…if you like flapjack looking, lunch lady, separated on some MOSES shit big girl titties…which as it turns sout…people do like that because they do..

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2021

27

Oct

Bebe Rexha Got Them Tits On of the Day

Bebe Rexha’s actual name is Bleta. I wonder why she ran with Bebe…when she could have normalized Bleta…you know give the other Bletas in the world the opportunity to feel empowered by her, you know instead of trying to give herself a more cutesy and conventional name…there’s a clothing brand called Bebe…Bebe means baby in french…you know…seemingly a more conventional approach to popstar-dom than Bleta…but what message does that tell the Bletas of the world? That they should be ashamed of their name, that they should change it to be more “Western” or “stripper-like”….

I get that she’s done the whole “fat old chicks can be popstars too”..you know cuz she’s old and fat, but knew that you can’t censor or suppress fat as being a bad thing anymore, that body positivity thing is rock solid and can’t be thwarted…fat girls are playing bikini models on the internet like we live in a fucking parody…and we probably do…and I guess the being old thing thanks to her decade of writing hit songs is just a side note since actual old chicks are still be treated like 20 year old vixens…J.LO…

But to change your name, like she’s ashamed of who she is…pretty concerning…isn’t it BLETA…

Here she is in a pant suit….because she’s a professional…

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2021

08

Oct

Bebe Rexha Big Ass in a Bikini of the Day

Bebe Rexha’s got a fat ass which I guess at this point is a marketing hook…that I’ll subscribe to, even though I don’t really like fat chicks and their fat asses, but sometimes a fatty comes around and it doesn’t bother me at all, for whatever reason, this is one of those moments…

So this 30 year old popstar who has proved herself as a talented pop music writer, is claiming her stake as the center of attention, because being locked in the backroom making the hits for other assholes, is probably pretty hard on a society based solely on EGO…what a person is capable of, or what a person has accomplished, it’s like all social media does is brag on the most basic level…just idiots bragging..

I don’t mind the bikini pics, but the psychology behind all this is probably pretty depressing…but the bikini pics…distract from that…plus I don’t get depressed over depressing people being desperate for fame and money…or used as distractions while evil shit goes on behind the scene….

In fact, I like the bikini pics.

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2021

06

Sep

Bebe Rexha Ass of the Day

Big girl popstar who finally sold her soul after years of being in the industry, trying to be famous, only getting song writing credits because they don’t like the fatties, has decided to celebrate her big girl ass, which for whatever reason looks fucking great from this angle, I guess she’s got it all figured out, or at least like all the fat girls on the dating apps, knows her angles, and I am falling for it, despite being a NO FAT CHICKS allowed kind of guy….I guess not all fat fucks are created equally….some are the waddle necked pigs of WALMART or most HEALTHY YOUNG GIRL WITH COVID stories….some are the kind you want to have sit on your face and smother you until you die because this life and new world is a struggle to want to live in….and that’d be a luxurious way to end all the suffering!!


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2021

05

Aug

Bebe Rexha Slutty of the Day

Bebe Rexha is one of the Albanian refugees who are dominating your pop music like a slave…..

Not that Rita Ora is really dominating pop music, but Dua Lipa is and they’re all from the same refugee camp, at least that’s what I assume in my ignorance….

There’s gotta be a conspiracy as to why all these big titty pop stars are Albanians…I don’t get it…maybe they have specific singing talent thanks to their language…but Bebe’s unlike the others is American…which still means something to some people….so she probably doesn’t even speak the language…

I figure in the collapse of society we’re witnessing, it’d be great to put all the investigative journalists on the job to figure out the origin story to the Albanian pop star trend….you know since they’re not doing investigative journalism on the FUCKING LIES we are being fed….but at least they use their well paid puppets wisely, by posting their smut to social media…

There’s just so much smut on social media, and the celebs have hopped on the trend to get their piece of the pie, a pie we’ll assume Bebe Rexha ate all of, since she’s fat…but body shamers have been shamed, so we can’t call a fat chick a fat chick….even if she’s got fat girl tits…

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2021

30

Jun

Bebe Rexha Weight Guessing Game of the Day

I am typically a fat-shamer because I know how disgusting fat is, I change diapers on a fat 60 year old daily, it’s really fucking awesome and enough to make you never want to see an asshole again, until you realize that not all pussy and asshole is that shit covered and monstrous….I’m talking about my wife, she pays the rent with her fat chick disability checks, so I do what I gotta do no thanks to this bullshit site not paying the fucking bills….I blame you dear fans who aren’t actual fans cuz if you were you’d pay me in CRYPTO to keep going…

Anyway, I think all fat is gross, the skinnier the better, even with the fat tits, I find it a low hanging fruit kind of sales pitch, I get it, sure, but it’s not a strong enough of an argument to make me switch my stance on fat….

Not to mention, I’ve seen pics of Bebe Rexha from when she was skinny, and it was a better experience….so if she wasn’t so fat, she’d be better…

But not all things are bad…or absolute, everything is one giant grey area…and as it turns out there is good fat chicks and there are bad fat chicks and Bebe Rexha falls into the good fat chicks, cuz her fat ass is round, her tits big, her stomach or waistline still smaller than her hips…she looks like a woman and not a butterball turkey on Thanksgiving day at the homeless shelter…which is the kind of fat I know too well…so seeing her and her 175 pounds is probably obese by definition, but not obese on a sexual appeal front…you don’t need a BBW FEEDER fetish to like this..

So I’ve said it….NOT ALL FAT IS BAD FAT….even if all fat is bad fat…shit will fucking kill you…but you can still be a hot fat chick…it’s rare…but happens.

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2021

28

Jun

Bebe Rexha Got Them Tits On of the Day

I don’t know why Bebe Rexha is in some slutty Space Slut from the Future, who is coming to eat your ass because she hasn’t had human food in a long time, and that’s how they do it on whatever colony they’ve dropped her off at to work the fucking pole….

It’s some big titty armour that I am sure the space nerds out there can’t get enough of…you dreams of sex colonies in space have been a life long passion of yours…even though you know deep in your soul that if it actually happened, you probably wouldn’t make the cut to get on the ship to the new colony as earth was about to implode….and if you did…it’d be to be the sex worker yourself…you know…you’re not the emperor with the sex slaves…you’re the one doing the sex work…or cleaning up after feces were sprayed everywhere….space feces….from space food…all in your mop…a fetish in and of itself.

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2021

01

Jun

Bebe Rexha Thong of the Day

Bebe Rexha is some self proclaimed person with mental health issues, since they are all Bi Polar, they’ve been diagnosed you know…even thought having emotions, moods, ups and downs is part of life, but instead they say “MEDICATE ME, I HAVE A DISEASE”…it’s like addicts, real addicts know it’s not a disease, we just say that to get sympathy or a pass when we do fucked up things…when really…we are addicts cuz we like it…anyway…TAKE YOUR ANTI DEPRESSANTS you fucking brainless empty brained fucks…

So anyway, Bebe Rexha, the popstar in her mid 30s, is at some pool party because she doesn’t live like the rest of you because you are the ones who pay her to live this charmed life…which is weird…

But despite money, a legitimate career, lots of money…did I mention money…she still needs to do an arch back thong ass post on her IG for attention…pretty pathetic but IT IS EMPOWERING guys…and I see what they mean by empowering, assuming empowering means enforced, cuz if her ass was any bigger that shit would injure a motherfucker walking by…

The worst thing in all this is I don’t find it as gross as I want to….her scam is working.

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2021

17

May

Bebe Backroll Rexha of the Day

I maybe have mentioned this on the site before, since it happened the last time I was doing a BEBE REXHA post, where I ended up on some old images of her from 10 years ago when she was some skinnier chick fronting some Emo looking band, before being sidelined and forced to write hit songs as she proved herself to the powers that control who end up being popstars, and for whatever reason, at 30+ years old they said, she’s a good look for what we need…she’s been put through the celebrity hell, she wants her own legacy instead of being a scribe for other talent, she’s plus sized and people like that, and most importantly, she claims to be bi-polar which everyone claims to be because they don’t encourage people to NOT have mental health issues anymore, it’s the norm not the exception, which by definition would mean that mental health isn’t a real thing, if everyone has mental health issues and are medicated accordingly, thanks to walk-in clinics, General Practionners and other medical workers who know absolutely nothing about you, your life, your problems, your stresses, your anxieties, your childhood traumas, but they have this prescription pad and are READY to go….I hear some of the top prescribers get rewarded by the drug companies…free trips and all you have to do is put these weak people on meds…AWESOME…who doesn’t love a free trip…..

Yes, I am against mental health issues, prescription drugs, whiners who tell us their diagnosis, which to me is just psudo science, I’ve had psych evaluations at least once, what an easy thing to troll….

So yeah, Bebe Rexha, the BiPolar, old, chubby, popstar you wouldn’t expect to be a popster, wants you to see her fat ass being held up in jeans and since we like fat asses, here’s that fat backside….which is better than a fat frontside…especially when it’s so done up, I mean can you imagine the work that went into this “casual selfie”…

Remember, if everyone has mental health issue, and everyone is diagnosed or self diagnosed at the level they all talk about all the time, then mental health issues are fake and instead just “normal”….it’s important to know that….now stare at her big ass, she wants you to, you know, for mental health awareness..

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2021

07

May

Bebe Rexha’s Weird Barely Topless Topless Pic of the Day

Bebe Rexha apparently launched her new album or new song that I would hope no one gibes a fuck about, because I hate when people make it in life, even if she’s been working at it for the last decade, because she’s old as shit….I did a google image search of her a few days ago out of curiosity because she’s dropped some publicity stunt about having dated some A-Lister that she won’t name, because publicity stunts never give you the full story, they want you paying attention to get the conclusion…you know cliff hanger shit…

Anyway, she was not very fat in 2013 or 2014 when she was in a band, fronting a band, performing with a band…she even wore crop tops with her younger tits out…

I guess she got fat in the years of not performing, but living off residuals from her songwriting before finally deciding or being told by her handlers to do a solo album, they needed a new Katy Perry or something and she was the one to do it…with her now fatter tits…and fatter everything…because she’s old…

In marketing her new album I hope to never hear, but assume is already a tiktok viral dance trend, she pulled off her top (above) and brought out her tits to an event (bellow)…..

I’ve embedded the Instagram because I’m not getting sued over this nonsense, since it is nonsense.

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