Bebe Rexha is a 45 year old songwriter who decided that with all the filters, botox, costumes, photoshop available to her, she could launch a pop career like a 20 year old and no one will notice…not to mention she’s thick, or fat, depending on what school of thought you are from, or if you fear body shaming a big gear because she can sit on you and choke you out, or shit on you and show off her man-sized turds, or maybe you just fear the general consensus of the public that think Body Postivity is good and Body Shaming is fat, since half of society is fat and fat people need to be allowed to do things skinny girls do, to be relatable to the consumer…paving the way for Bebe Rexha, who know how to do pop songs but didn’t do them for herself, until now…or a few years ago..I don’t really know when she first hit.

I just know that in being fat, she’s got tits, and in having tits, she uses them to promote herself and distract from the whole being 45 thing…and we like tits so good fucking work.

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