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2019

04

Feb

Dog Faced Nina Agdal Topless with her Twin of the Day

Nina Agdal has found her twin in Marnie the Dog

I know that’s mean to say about poor Marnie the rescue who got famous and exploited by his parents at its old age…

People embraced Marnie and Nina Agdal is now mooching the fuck off of the poor dog because once you mooch off Leo dicaprio and Christie Brinkley’s son and all the other men she’s sugar babied. She’s not that rich from being a SI model. Not bad for a retard looking waterhead…

Poor Marnie. Shameless Nina. Trash.

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2019

01

Feb

Dua Lipa Panty Flash of the Day

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Dua Lipa and her stupid name – who got famous on Youtube thanks to fake views and Albanian pride….is now considered a celebrity, because he who controls his own audience is far superior and as more value than he who is hired by a company that has distribution and visibility…with no audience…it’s like if you’re not on the social media marketing hustle you don’t exist…and sometimes you have to wonder what that means for actual talent that is actually talented out there not getting work….

There was a time when movie studios, talent agencies, TV networks, found the people they thought were the best…and now they just pick the people who have the best stats and based on running a website that used to get a lot of fucking traffic…I can assure you that the most followed is hardly the best…it just means the perverts know you exist…

Well – this is her panty flash, not a panty flash, cuz it’s her outfit…..

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2019

31

Jan

Madison Beer Got Them Shorts On of the Day

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Madison Beer is in shorts for the paparazzi…walking around in an oversized sweatshirt to look like she’s got no pants on..only to reveal to her hired photographer, used to sell her images to the media and give a sense of importance to some Youtube chick no one actually gives a shit about, except maybe a bunch of fucking perverts who used to jerk off to her youtube channel, because youtube is a hub of fucking creepy predators watching videos of young girls, a publicly traded porno site…sick but not as sick as this one’s mom who put her onto this, who managed her and who sold her to Bieber….

Well…part of their strategy to go mainstream, is doing the paparazzi whoring, the publicity stunts simplistic, but I guess they work…

Just show your tits or pick your ass for the paparazzi after 10 years of being a youtube channel…and prosper…

The world…a wonderful place.

I am just glad she’s not fat, only fat in the tits, like a woman is supposed to be according to the dictionary definition of woman.

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Here she is getting her titties on…

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2019

30

Jan

Iskra Lawrence Big Girl Bikini of the Day

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Iskra Lawrence out here with her fat ass and grey hair looking like she just got banged out behind the CVS by the guy that killed XXXTENTACION….if you know what I mean…

She’s a big fucking girl, doing the fat thing, who I don’t think was fat before realizing she could make money with the fat thing, and as an exhibitionist…she had no choice to go that route to get noticed…so that she can walk around gut out with confidence since it was self inflicted and not in an eat her feelings cuz she’s sad and lonely self inflicted….but self inflicted like a fucking tactic or design to get out there, get famous and get banged out by all the florida hoods into this kind of thing….

Fat chicks are gross. Fat shame them. Don’t celebrate them. Fat is the very loud killer…cuz fat people are loud, the fart loud, they inconvenience normal sized people on planes…they eat loud…they die fast and they die hard….being fat needs to stop being glamourizeed and sexualizeed…it’s the real threat on your great nation.

Iskra Lawrence Fat Ass Tight Pink Bikini

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2019

30

Jan

Candice Swanepoel Erotica of the Day

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Candice Swanepoel is in the new Vogue Turkey…because I guess there is life after being pregnant for the last 3-4 years. Maybe this is the media tour of her comeback tour…to remind people that she’s the best Victoria’s Secret ever had, even though she’s not the best they have now, in her time off she’s been replaced by hotter girls that we aren’t bored of yet, because they haven’t ONLY done Victoria’s Secret, like Candice…who is a pre social media, famous from being a VS model and that’s about it…she’s never had much personality, has been more of a body to wear underwear, which is what I guess they are hired to be…and is now old, even if she’s not that old…

Another reminder, that when you women insist on making babies, breeding and taking off three years, the younger more eager will replace you and your old and tired ways…and really you don’t have passion or want to be on the job, you want to be home breast feeding…which is why women shouldn’t be in the workforce if they want to breed. True Story.

That said…here are her pics.

Here are some more of her in a nude bodysuit

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2019

28

Jan

Christina Hendricks Fucking on Camera of the Day

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Here’s a clip of Christina Hendricks getting her fuck on in whatever it is she’s getting her fuck on in….

I like to think of this as an educational or instructional video on how to fuck a fat girl…like that time I got a DVD called the Art of Female Ejaculation…that wasn’t hot because the women demonstrating were the kind of women you’d expect to demonstrate that kind of thing back in the 90s…swinger amateurs in their 50s….I still have the DVD somewhere….

Either way, it’s like that…you still gotta jerk off to it, and it gives you a takeaway knowledge you can apply to your life fucking fat girls….just lay back and let her rock back and forth while you stare at her terrifyingly huge and amazing tits…. waiting to see if your vital organs give out on you from the weight….or that she doesn’t die on you…cuz it’ll be hard to get out and you’ll be forced to finish in her- making you a necrophiliac..and if you like being that Necrophiliac…you’ve just complicated the fuck out of your life…

So here she is, rocking back and forth, lazy…because she’s not fit enough to try to bounce on your dick flat footed, but you appreciate the rocking back and forth, so long as your dick is being enough to get around the belly.

It’s the she’s horny and wet from all that gravy she ate for lunch, and it feels like she peed on you, but it could just be her sweat…it’s alot of work to actually move…and it’s not a bang the fuck out kind of being ridden…more a leisurely walk kind of being ridden…and you know if you bust up in her…she may not get pregnant cuz she’s old..and because fat girls have irregular periods…

The point of the story is that Christina Hendricks has huge tits…that are being kept in a bra to not bounce around aggressively and unattractively..and that is pretty unfortunate…

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2019

15

Jan

Martha Hunt Hot Bikini of the Day

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Martha Hunt is all American…..bikini slut who worked or works for Victoria’s Secret. I am too lazy to google where she’s at in her career, and what type of work she’s doing as a half naked girl in a bikini, because these are pics of her in some more luxurious place than I am in, which isn’t saying much since I am pretty fucking close to homeless…my beaches are black mould making it’s way to my mattress…my sun burn is scabies from my soiled mattress…but Martha Hunt…the once and possibly current fake friend to Taylor Swift, back when the people at VS thought it was good for their girls to be held captive by some weirdo popstar…is hot….and clearly a puppet…and we like puppets that are hot…it’s the foundation of some of our best relationships and friendships….our pocket pussies…that we need content like this to use…cuz looking down at your dick in a pocket pussy will forever be a humilating feeling no matter how good it feels…or how quick it makes you bust…

Tits….eating….

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2019

14

Jan

Elsa Hosk Is Naked of the Day

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Elsa Hosk is taking a shit in her bathtub…at least that is what I think is going on here. The audience needs and expects bigger and more exciting content out of these sex workers, and getting naked in the tub is just not going to differentiate yourself from all the other promo models on instagram getting naked for attetion, you need to dive into your chest drawer of tricks, and bring out the ones the most highest paying Arab fan asked her to do for him and his friends in DUBAI on a luxury trip…because Victoria’s Secret promoted them right to the source of money for pussy…..

Unless she isn’t shitting, and this is just a disappointing ass in the pool been done 100000000 times, by her and other whores, but I guess in this case, it’s Elsa Hosk…who I think is the hottest of the VS models….and for that…we celebrate her.

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2019

09

Jan

Candice Swanepoel Bikini of the Day

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Despite the high AIDS rate in South Africa, coupled with the level of systematic racism, and violence that goes on in South Africa, and not just by the legless athletes who kill their model girlfriends, but across the board…South Africa is a fucked up place….and despite the fact that Candice Swanepoel is old, weathered, tired, a mom of two, constantly pregnant because she likes the way it feels when a baby rips her cunt open…I man why else would she abuse herself 9 months back to back destroying her body and even her Victoria’s Secret career even though they encourage these girls to get knocked up and push 40…..anything to avoid hiring fat chicks…..It’s gotta be for the orgasm she gets….

I still think she’s got a vagina worth sniffing like a dog sniffing another dog’s ass in the dog park, only with your dick….you may not feel much…but it’d be a hell of a story…one you will never live out so it’s dumb to even think about…but I mean when staring at her pussy in a bikini what the fuck else are you to think about…

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2019

07

Jan

Lili Reinhart Probably Pregnant Tits of the Day

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Lili Reinhart fucks the dude who plays Jughead on the show Riverdale, which is why you know who Lili Reinhart is….because you are like me, and don’t watch outdated Hollywood shit like the Golden Globes, because we are capable of deciphering our own decision as to whether something is good or bad and we don’t need some Gala event to give these idiots trophies to feed their egos….we spend our time on social media looking at tits, dating apps looking for sex…and in order to relate to the half retards that are too blinded by their selfies to realize what the hell is going on, you have to watch the real low quality TV they watch to better understand them, in order to manipulate them into sucking your dick…..so shows like Riverdale appeal to idiots, but people like me watch them to appeal to idiots, even though every second of the show is the fucking worst, like it doesn’t even know it’s a TV show, or how it became a TV show…they had one Season…that’s all they were prepared for and the rest has been a scramble that doesn’t make sense….

That said Lili Reinhart is the fat Betty, not the Betty I used to jerk off to when she was a comic, it was the 70s…we were easier to please….but the new generation Body Positive Plus Sized Betty….looks knocked up…all the youngs are doing it thanks to no AIDS crisis to scare them into condoms…and in this stage of her possible pregnancy….she’s got big swollen fat girl tits in a push up bra…which should fulfill your needs and wants…

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Here she is flashing her panties at the Golden Globes

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