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2018

30

Nov

Rita Ora Lingerie of the Day

Not a day goes by where Rita Ora doesn’t comes out with Rita Ora content that people would want to look at in order to remember who Rita Ora is because Rita Ora and her music is not that compelling or interesting, that is why it has taken her 10 years, since she was 18 years old, all while having rocking tits, hustling hard on social media, being at events, hanging with actual famous people, to finally break the public into assuming she’s a pop star….10 years of hustle to remind us that the loudest in the room is the one people eventually listen to because we are too lazy to pay attention to other people…plus they don’t have the same great tits that got them to be the loudest person in the room.

Here she is flashing her ass at an event.

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2018

29

Nov

Aubrey O’Day Velvet Pussy Print of the Day

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Have you been wondering what Aubrey O’Day has been up to since fucking TRUMP JR on Celebrity Apprentice? Or maybe you’re old school and wondering what she’s been up to since fucking DIDDY on Making of a Band?….or you could be a Jersey Shore fan and curious on what she’s been up to since fucking Dj Paulie D…..so have you been curious about what she’s been up to?

Me neither.

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2018

28

Nov

Madison Beer Braless of the Day

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Madison Beer youtube star, trying to make it in the mainstream, thanks to being a youtube star in an era where the mainstream media hasn’t fully given up on traditional things like Network TV and record deals, still tries to keep the shit alive, by employing people like this who used to sing cover songs like Rita Ora on social media, to bait views off hit songs, and bait dudes with there tits, so that they could be masturbated to while racking up that AD SENSE google money..

I am never impressed by YOUTUBE success stories, especially not from long ago when it was easy to go viral, and when it was easy to get views and make that youtube money because not everyone was doing it….

It’s like they had all the eyeballs all you had to do was something funny, titled something people were searching, and use your young tits the way your mom made her use them….which I guess was smart because now girl is in media, relevant, has marketing behind her, music videos getting produced, paparazzi attention and is a legit hit…and all it comes down to is moderate talent and a solid use of young tits on social media….a solid troll.

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Here she is on the beach…

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2018

27

Nov

Gigi and Bella Hadid Pussy Print for a Magazine of the Day

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Gigi and Bella Hadid are channelling some Disney shit for some fashion shoot their dad either paid for as an advertorial for one of his developments in Anaheim near the Disney Theme parks, since he’s in real estate, or just a bi-product of him buying their careers early on…creating this hype that is nonsense and ridiculous since neither are even hot…yet the entire system seems to think they are worth throwing money at…

But I guess it is nice to see them coming to terms with their mascot looking features, cuz these bitches are pretty much fucking cartoons thanks to all the face injections they’ve got…something Disney would have dreamt up in his early days when creating his first merchandise of Mickey to finance his entire operation that brought you all the hits and made the brand world class and iconic…it all started with a muppet looking cartoon face….and look what it grew into…something I guess these first generation immigrants stealing your job grew up knowing. The American Dreams…they’ve got it.

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2018

27

Nov

Anna Farris Hard Nipples Getting Wet of the Day

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Anna Farris is some skinny bitch with bolt on tits who has been getting in trouble for being too skinny to a world of fat people..which is unfortunate because we like skinny bitches…but the world is fat and loves to get mad at women who are old and remember the importance of being skinny and how it directly correlated to hotness…

She’s a recent divorcee, so coming out of the gates like it was 10 years ago, hitting that dating scene like she was a new whore to Hollywood whilst competing against young pussy, means skinny-down…which is why she’s out there with her nipples out in some shirt showing off her old fucking body that I will say may be disgusting because it is old and well traveled but that is not as bad as it could be because it is not fat.

I am more like the men she’s trying to fuck, not because I am rich, but because I prefer seeing young versions of these women. I am not nostalgic like the nerds who can’t move on with their lives who are incapable of moving on with their lives and by default just keep on watching the bitches they once jerked off to in House Bunny or whatever movie she was in…wither away…

For more on Anna Ferris, you can listen to her podcast that I am sure is fucking annoying and filled with annoying guests, but podcasting, that’s just the future of media…since watching everyone live feed themselves on social media wasn’t enough, now I need to see them play radio host….fuck off.

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2018

27

Nov

Kourtney Kardashian Naked for GQ Magazine of the Day

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What the world needs more of is a naked Kardashian…because they haven’t manipulated the media enough to basically spread all their assholes on the internet in a way that you’d find shameless and disgusting….but that for some reason the media embraced and brands decided to throw money at….giving hope to many sex workers out there that they too can go mainstream with their porn life, instead of committing suicide as most broken porn girls do…and that they too can secure big brand deals that pay them stupid fucking money like 1,000,000 dollars a post or MORE…as long as they are rich and have a team…including a famous husband and 10 siblings to basically do a share for share all fucking day to support their network of being the trashiest and most disgusting “avon” ladies…selling shit we don’t need to idiots who buy whatever they are told to..because they are all medicated, lazy and too busy taking selfies to notice how terrible this evil family is.

I call them the Terrorists from within….who need to be eliminated and ignored but lucky for them, no one seems to unfollow on social media, and the 5 mins of fame turns into 7 years.

Kourntey Kardashian Naked for GQ Magazine

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2018

27

Nov

Kristina Mendonca Amazing InstaThot of the Day

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Her name is Kristina Mendonca and she’s Australian….and like Australians, she looks good in a bikini, looks like she likes to have a good time, and even in her cheesy half naked bikini shoots, that are all so staged and over the tops, she throws some humor into the mix…

There is a whole group of these Australian girls with face injections and awesome bodies who travel around and promote the same shitty brands, doing ridiculous shoots for the sake of doing shoots, for their instagrams….not for actual brands or projects….all for a fucking instagram pic…which is pretty hilarious and ridiculous…but if they’re backing out and making money, or at least getting rich cock paying their rent…all while traveling the world with their friends they leverage, you know like business associates in the business of taking slutty pics, living this ridiculous life, half naked….pretty fucking easy….and it makes perfect sense to me….if the public are thirsty as fuck to look at bikini pics…and you look good in a bikini fucking take advantage of the opportunity…seize the day…

Here’s a solid pile of pics of the slutty Australian….

Kristina Mendonca Legs Spread Yellow Bikini Pussy Print

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2018

26

Nov

Ariel Winter Big Titty Bounce of the Day

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Ariel Winter made her titties bounce for thanksgiving, because after at least a month or two of starvation, she gets to fucking eat….CHEAT DAY….from cutting out her cheat months… because I assume the people she works for gave her shit for being fat as fuck, she’s managed to cut her relationship with food, which shouldn’t be that big of a deal because she gets paid alot of fucking money and it’s easy to divert your addictive personality filling your void to something more lucrative than getting fat and gross…you know if you know you are a fat fuck with a broken soul, get therapy or do drugs, change out that addiction for something that keeps you hot, don’t give into Fat America, where everyone is fat and getting away with it, shape the fuck up for society, keep Hollywood hot and sexy…and I figure no matter how gross Ariel Winter may be, if she’s skinny, she’ll be better…that applies to all people…so stop being such fucking pigs.

Her ass in leggings…

Her tits in a pink shirt….

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2018

26

Nov

Noah Cyrus Bra and Panties of the Day

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Noah Cyrus trying to be relevant is pretty fucking disgusting. I am a pervert and find this shameless use of nude selfies as a marketing tool annoying but only when the girl involved looks like Noah Cyrus. I am actually really into it when the girls getting naked are hot.

There was a time when the people you wanted to see naked, were hard to see naked, not that you’d ever want to see Noah Cyrus naked, but you wouldn’t have seen her naked or half naked back then, you’d have to beg and negotiate to get a nude, and when a nude struck you’d have no choice but to jack off fast to it because you were genuinely excited by it….

We live in an era where everyone gets naked, but that means that ugly girls are also getting naked, especially when they are rich brats trying to differentiate themselves from their super famous sister, when the only difference is hot ugly and not compelling she is…but she’s still doing it and I assume there’s at least one pervert Miley fan into her sister out there so this grossness is for them.

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2018

23

Nov

Kristen Dunst Big Tits Out of the Day

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Kristen Dunst and Meth Damon had a baby, and these are her milk filled tits on her mom body, that she at least has a kid to justify, unlike the body she had before the kid, that you assumed was a mom body, cuz she’s fucking old as fuck….you know making it count..where it matters…

She has consistently been a set of fat tits on a small frame and the fat tits just got fatter thanks to nature, and women tits being used to feed their kids, that for some reason certain groups are protesting and fighting for the desexualizing of tits, which will never work, because dudes like you will always jerk off to tits, especially when the desexualizing of tits involves showing tits in public…

I mean I have never hated when a mom breasts feeds in public, even before it was a political protest, women did it..it’s called feeding her fucking kid…and I would always try to get as close to the action, front row titty show…and they’d be the ones uncomfortable with the whole process…to which I’d say “don’t pull your tits out for a pervert who loves tits to see the fucking tits”…it’s just common sense…cuz tits…no matter what the protest is…will always be something I want to jerk off on, or suck on…and even these women who say don’t sexualize their tits, are titty fucking dudes they don’t want to actually fuck, or taking loads on their tits…totally discounting their whole war on the sexualizing of tits.

I AM ONTO YOU LYING TITTY PROTESTORS JUST LOOKING FOR A REASON TO SHOW TIT.

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