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2021

03

May

Kristen Dunst Panty Flash of the Day

I still like Kirsten Dunst…I liked her when she first got her start and had those big tits on her skinny frame…I don’t remember what movie I first saw her where I decided I was into it…but it happened….her scraggle tooth never scared me….then there was the era of her looking unshowered and disgusting, I think we used to do a Kirsten Dunst death watch because she was slowly getting more and more absorbed in the hell that is hollywood, but she took a shower, got her shit together and has since been in at least one series as a 40 year old that was about Florida Pyramid Schemes in the 80s….but that was also a casualty of COVID…

She’s currently has a baby with Meth Damon, the Matt Damon who went to Space looking actor, and here is a little panty flash in a skimpy dress…which despite being grossed out by motherhood and all that her vagina has been through all these years…is still worth staring at because I’ll assume they are clean enough, which isn’t saying much, since clean enough is a totally subjective measurement and for a pervert like me doesn’t mean very clean….or fresh out of the washer clean….but rather “clean enough”….to be a COVID mask I’d happily wear while walking alone outside like an asshole…

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2018

23

Nov

Kristen Dunst Big Tits Out of the Day

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Kristen Dunst and Meth Damon had a baby, and these are her milk filled tits on her mom body, that she at least has a kid to justify, unlike the body she had before the kid, that you assumed was a mom body, cuz she’s fucking old as fuck….you know making it count..where it matters…

She has consistently been a set of fat tits on a small frame and the fat tits just got fatter thanks to nature, and women tits being used to feed their kids, that for some reason certain groups are protesting and fighting for the desexualizing of tits, which will never work, because dudes like you will always jerk off to tits, especially when the desexualizing of tits involves showing tits in public…

I mean I have never hated when a mom breasts feeds in public, even before it was a political protest, women did it..it’s called feeding her fucking kid…and I would always try to get as close to the action, front row titty show…and they’d be the ones uncomfortable with the whole process…to which I’d say “don’t pull your tits out for a pervert who loves tits to see the fucking tits”…it’s just common sense…cuz tits…no matter what the protest is…will always be something I want to jerk off on, or suck on…and even these women who say don’t sexualize their tits, are titty fucking dudes they don’t want to actually fuck, or taking loads on their tits…totally discounting their whole war on the sexualizing of tits.

I AM ONTO YOU LYING TITTY PROTESTORS JUST LOOKING FOR A REASON TO SHOW TIT.

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2018

30

Mar

Kirsten Dunst Pregnant in a Short Dress of the Day

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Kirsten Dunst is being inappropriate pregnant woman as so many pregnant women tend to be with being pregnant…..they lose their sex appeal and feel disgusting about themselves…as their boyfriends..even METH DAMON from Black Mirror / FARGO Fame, probably fuck other women in the window of sadness when their woman is 300 fucking pounds…

So they hit the scene, pussy out, maybe hoping the baby crawls the fuck out if the wind hits it right…

And that’s all I have to say about that…

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2016

04

Mar

Kirsten Dunst’s Hard Nipples of the Day

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I know that Kristen Dunst is on some kind of comeback tour after pretty much disappearing for a decade, but I think this is her best work in recent years and it required as much talent as acting, all she had to do was show up and let her tits do the work.

There was a time when hard nipples was enough for me to jerk off to, I am not even joking, and I was not even an overly horny dude, I was still a fucking pervert, but a fresh faced pervert, not desensitized pervert digging for complicated things to get off…and I guess that is a tribute to those glory days..which were around the time Kirsten Dunst hit the scene as a skinny body with big tits….before turning into a granny hipster dress wearing 40 year old with big tits….

I just googled her, she’s not even 35 yet…how the fuck does that make sense…but I guess any girl tainted by Jake Gyllenhaal, enemy of the site cuz he’s a pussy, is not worth paying attention to…except when it involves her big, full, round tits with hard nipples!

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2014

31

Aug

Kirsten Dunst “alleged” Topless Leaked Pics on Reddit of the Day

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In the event you are on the interent, you’ll know that there has been a shit load of pics posted to Reddit from what I assume is another celebrity hack someone is going to be going to jail for.

Kirsten Dunst was one of the victims, showing off her big, old, drunk tits, that I used to be into in the late 90s…but that I guess she’s showing now because she’s got very little else to do with her time.

Thank god for that.

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2011

27

Apr

Kristen Dunst Crackhead Getting Fit of the Day

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I feel like I am watching some program organized by the church for the down on their luck homeless crackheads to turn their life around…

I’m guessing Kirsten Dunst isn’t one of those girls who showers at the gym, based on the fact that she looks like she doesn’t shower in life…if anything, I’m surprised she’s even going to the gym, she looks more like the kind of girl who would just do speed…starve hereself….and cry….you know all tormented and shit…I guess she’s working on a comeback…too little too late. Sex Tape would work though…but only if it’s gutter and comes with a pair of dirty shit stained panties she actually wore…I think I just revolutionized porn. I’m not Jesus, I’m a genius.