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2018

23

Nov

Lucy Hale Pussy Print of the Day

I heard that Lucy Hale has herpes, but it may be Nina Dobrev, I get the two confused all the time, two girls I don’t really give a fuck about, I haven’t seen on TV, one a Canadian, the other with cameltoe, but I am sure they both have their fair of cameltoe, rubbing up against their herpes, that I have been told either one, or both have…because that’s the hollywood fucking dream.

I wonder how easy reading that ramble was? Probably not easy at all. For the record I write posts to a rhythm in my head, like it is some kind of poetry that I won’t win any literary awards for, because the subject is so crass and vile, even when it’s Lucy Hale…a star of some bullshit show, given more bullshit shows, since Hollywood is some sort of circle jerk….a circle jerk you aren’t invited to.

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2018

23

Nov

Kimberley Garner Wet Pussy Print of the Day

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I unfollowed Kimberley Garner on social media the other day, I was like “Why do I bother fucking with this trash” who literally doesn’t fuck with me….she actually followed me on twitter, only to unfollow me…yet here I am on her instagram giving her my fucking co-sign, when she doesn’t do anything interesting, cool, fun…or even get naked…

She’s just some cunt, entitled, thinks she’s important because she was on a reality show…pretty much the lowest on the totem pole of anything…

So as part of my social media cleanse, which is really nothing I need or do, because I don’t spend my days scrolling instagram, people bore me…even when they are naked….so it was more of my fuck Kim Garner she’s useless…I smashed that UNFOLLOW button bro…

But apparently I post pics of her solid trying to make it in AMerica body in a bikini to this website…and write posts about it….making my unfollow seem insincere…BUT LET ME TELL YOU PEOPLE….it was sincere.

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2018

22

Nov

Demi Rose Mawby Panty Flash of the Day

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Demi Rose flashing her panties….which is pretty classy of her considering she is a sex worker…but I guess with all her instagram followers from playing up the whole Kardashian thing with the fake face, ass, and tits has increased her day rate and her clientele so that she has to be classy and have some level of manners when she goes to their important events…because she’s now important…so she doesn’t just put her cunt out there, despite pretty much making a name for herself by putting her cunt out there…as she should, I mean what else was she destined to be…

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2018

21

Nov

Nadine Velazquez Nudity of the Day

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Nadine Velazquez is a 40 year old Puerto Rican actress who I guess likes to show her tits. Who doesn’t like to show their tits, that’s the whole reason they have tits, especially when they work in the entertainment industry, I mean how else does a girl become an actress who has starred alongside Denzel Washington in roles you probably don’t remember, an IMDB page to differentiate her from some gutter sex worker….

I’ve done posts on her before because I like to fixate on people who show their tits, and I’ve probably called her an immigrant stealing your jobs, because I am ignorant and don’t realize that Puerto Rico is part of your country, even on this day before American Thanksgiving…a time for American Pride to unite the country…or the white people on how they took over the country by tricking all them indians…

Point being, never too old to be slutty, even when you’re too old!

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2018

20

Nov

Jasmine Sanders Tits Fell Off of the Day

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Jasmine Sanders is another German model who is in America taking all your jobs…..because she was probably a military kid…with American parents because she was raised in South Carolina..but that doesn’t mean she’s not an immigrant to me…an immigrant who is pushing 30 and who has millions of followers on social media thanks to all the perverts out there into her perverted self produced content…

She’s apparently 5 foot 9, so tall enough to be a model, and she’s not fat like the other instagram models, which you can cross reference in these bikini pics to her titty size…but she is a friend of the Kardashians, an insider who could take care of them, you know take out the terrorists who are the biggest threat on the future of the country and not just because of all the plastics they will leave in the ocean after they rot..but because of all the idiot kids following their lead….it’s just crazy…..but not crazy enough to Jasmine Sanders to attach herself to them, and pretty much be them in her own right, cuz they have it all figured out when it comes to brain washing idiots on the internet…..maybe I should buy the e-book….I wouldn’t mind sitting on a pile of money throwing feces at everyone I invite over because I can….

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2018

19

Nov

Dora Madison Burge Striptease of the Day

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I don’t know who Dora Madison Burge is, but she seems to be on all kinds of TV shows and movies, but more interestingly, and probably more relevantly she gets naked on instagram, which is where you need to get naked to know you exist, because if you go without getting a notification on your phone for more than 30 seconds you might as well be dead…especially when you’re out there showing off your nakedness, giving it to the people for free, or for attention, which I guess is a currency when you’re empty on the inside!!! A key ingredient in the recipe that makes nudes!

This is her self produced content…probably more important than her actual work….

Dora Madison Burge StripTease Black Panties

Dora Madison Burge Naked on Instagram Topless

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2018

19

Nov

Ariel Winter Tight Leggings of the Day

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The other day, I guess it was Friday, I noticed that Ariel Winter was out in public in leggings or some tight clothing, looking a solid 20 pounds lighter than she was just a month ago. Maybe she’s on the Keto Diet, maybe she’s just anorexic, maybe she’s got her face injected, and the fat sucked out of her like the pig Kardashians, it could really be any reason…so many reasons and ways a rich person can get into shape….

Her face, even with the new jawline, looks like some kind of troll she’s always looked like, not that any of you have noticed her face, you’re more the kind of people who just stare at her breast reduced tits…

I assume there’s cameltoe going on in these pics, because fat pussy, turned skinny pussy, has gotta eat you know…so watch it eat…it’s a fetish…and I guess so is Ariel Winter..because she’d have to be a fetish for people to get off to her, in a world where people get off to some really gross shit..she’s not the worst of it.

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2018

16

Nov

Farrah Abraham Digging her Own Grave of the Day

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Farrah Abraham was never hot or compelling, but we have seen the MTV star of a show about being an irresponsible slut misbehaving, evolve into being a slut misbehaving as a sex worker, and we’ve seen the progressive plastic surgery and face injections she’s got as that sex worker in porno movies and stripping on a mainstream level, because these reality stars are fucking shameless and do whatever it takes to matter…and that usually involves sex or sex work…

We have seen the clown tits bolted on by two blind guys in a van outside MTV’s offices when she was trying to get a new show…and we’ve seen her squirt….but we’ve never seen her spray tanned so hard, and face injected so hard, with a stupid fake ass, looking like a Kardashian / Nicki Minaj, who the fuck knows what – it’s a weird look and I don’t understand why people find it hot, or want to look like it…it’s muppet-like and creepy…

That said…we’ve seen her take it up the ass, so she’s a friend to all of us….a business partner to me…I made like 10,000 dollars off her sex tape…which is more money than I’ve made off the site in 10 years…so I like her.

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2018

14

Nov

Charlotte McKinney Big Tits in Lingerie of the Day

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Charlotte McKinney, the big titties from who the fuck cares, they are big titties, we don’t need to reach their titty biography to know their titty story, especially when we’ve already heard the titty story, because there’s only so much to say about these titties…they aren’t that interesting or compelling…they are just tits…

She is a rich kid from Florida, her dad Bahamian to tax evade, rich enough to spend less than 6 months a year in the USA to evade the tax, allowing her to still be raised in Florida where she learned all about showing her tits in a bikini to get things out of people…

Those tits got instagram followers. Those tits got on TV with DWTS. Now those tits are designer tits….and if those tits had vocal chords they’d hopefully have something more special to discuss…thank what Charlotte had to say:

“I have been looking for a lingerie line to collaborate with. It’s something that has always been a big part of my life — underwear. For me, it was kind of a no-brainer,”

Underwear, a big part of her life, a no brainer, but we like brain….especially when it ends with tits.

Right?

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2018

13

Nov

Barbara Palvin Slutty Old Model of the Day

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People like Barbara Palvin…even though she got fat a few years ago…totally fucking up her entire career even though all these fat chicks are getting work now…but now she’s back, she realized she was throwing a good thing as a Hungarian who made it at 18, turning her back to that due to overeating was crazy…not to mention there are so many hip drugs you can take to keep the fat off…it’s like get it together woman…and she got it together…making that comeback of a lifetime in some bullshit infomercial America seems to love and embrace because you’re all drones who buy into the exact same bullshit…

Here are some pics of her to jerk off to cuz you’re sick fucks who can jerk off to non-porn.