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2019

10

May

Bottom of the SI Barrel Girls in Staged Paparazzi Pics in Bikinis of the Day

Bottom of the SI Barrel

Here are 3 of the very bottom of the barrel SI Swimsuit girls in bikinis in a staged paparazzi photoshoot..Jasmine Sanders..Danielle Herrington..and some other girl I can’t name because she sent her lawyer after me over internet hate / cyber bully crimes for calling her out for what she looked like..

This is the battle of just how broken and weird we can get to polarize into being marketable…by pretending to be empowered when really they know they truth…and that is that they are just milking the fuck out of they hype that they have generated and the fact that able bodied people feel bad not viewing retardations as beautiful…so they package them as beautiful…

I don’t know, but these staged shit is terrifying, like some nightmare or horror version of Charrlie’s Angel….and I can’t imagine this being interesting to ANYONE…

Hailey Clauson was there too..
Bottom of the SI Barrel Hailey Clauson

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2019

19

Apr

Jasmine Sanders Topless for VS of the Day

Jasmine Sanders Topless for VS 2

Victoria’s Secret is pretty funny.

First they cast Josie Canseco

Now they cast Jasmine Sanders….

Who you may not know, but who is one of the Kardashian Jenner friends, with a lot of instagram followers, who I guess they are trying to use to become relevant..

But this is what happens when old people try to be relevant, they google social media, influencer, and try to figure out who the right people are with the most influence…only to clearly fuck right up…

They probably put millions into market research, figuring out how to make the instagram generation connect with their brand as they are losing..

This is what they came up with.

Pretty disappointing…

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2018

06

Dec

Jasmine Sanders Wet on the Beach of the Day

I don’t know who Jasmine Sanders is, but she was in a bikini last week and in trying to stay relevant I figure I should post up her bikini pics for you Jasmine Sanders fans, who I assume exist because I just googled her and remembered the Instagram model who I think is a Kylie Jenner friend, which always helps with an instagram model career – because Kylie is the queen Instagram bullshit…..the top selling avon lady of social media…..and I guess the staged paparazzi bikini pics from a week ago are just bonus marketing amplification…right..

Bikini pics documented by the paparazzi so we know she matters…

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2018

20

Nov

Jasmine Sanders Tits Fell Off of the Day

Jasmine Sanders Slutty Bikini Instagram

Jasmine Sanders is another German model who is in America taking all your jobs…..because she was probably a military kid…with American parents because she was raised in South Carolina..but that doesn’t mean she’s not an immigrant to me…an immigrant who is pushing 30 and who has millions of followers on social media thanks to all the perverts out there into her perverted self produced content…

She’s apparently 5 foot 9, so tall enough to be a model, and she’s not fat like the other instagram models, which you can cross reference in these bikini pics to her titty size…but she is a friend of the Kardashians, an insider who could take care of them, you know take out the terrorists who are the biggest threat on the future of the country and not just because of all the plastics they will leave in the ocean after they rot..but because of all the idiot kids following their lead….it’s just crazy…..but not crazy enough to Jasmine Sanders to attach herself to them, and pretty much be them in her own right, cuz they have it all figured out when it comes to brain washing idiots on the internet…..maybe I should buy the e-book….I wouldn’t mind sitting on a pile of money throwing feces at everyone I invite over because I can….


Jasmine Sanders Slutty Bikini Instagram

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