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2017

10

Oct

Farrah Abraham Fashion Model of the Day

Farrah Abraham Fashion Model

If you don’t know anything about Farrah Abraham, and you shouldn’t…it’s that she’s known for having a fashion model body….I mean why else would she be walking the runway…that tall, lean, delicate face….

I mean she’s known for that, fashion model shit, along with being a slutty teen who got pregnant to get on TV, and became famous on a reality show, that couldn’t sustain that fame after the reality show, but was always slutty and figured fucking worked for her before, that’s how she got famous, might as well fuck again in porn with a porn star, and carry out that sex worker life…it’s empowering…pays the bills…keeps people talking about her…when she probably should have done something else than film herself squirting…but I guess girl sees cameras and turns on…

Here she is fashion modeling, confusing maybe, but some brands are clever enough to use bottom feeders to add hype to their bullshit…I’d do the same by I can’t afford her 500 dollar or less day rate.

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2017

26

Sep

Farrah Abraham in a Bikini of the Day

Farrah Abraham ass shot in a blue bikini

Farrah Abraham and her fake ass in staged paparazzi pics are really the only thing right in the world….

The fact that girl is still running after the attention shamelessly is a testament to how great the world we live in is…you know, you can get exploited, or exploit yourself to some dude when you’re 16, view it as an opportunity to get on TV, get on TV where you are exploited by the TV people, only to be forgotten, because who the fuck cares about one 16 and pregnant girl who is no longer 16, there are other 16 and pregnant girls to track down and exploit..forcing the slut who got pregnant at 16 to her own devices to figure out tactics…ending up in porn, like all girls from TV dream of doing, only it’s usually do porn first, and I guess in ways MTV reality shows of 10 years ago were pretty much porn, release a video with a pornstar, squirt in said video, and have a new life in the adult world….a new life that made me money…and that allows the 26 year old who looks 50…to parade around in a bikini rocking a fake ass, and really fake everything…inspiring a next generation of sluts to follow her lead and deliver something I hope is a bit better than this shitty performance…..

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2017

14

Sep

Farrah Abraham Did a Webcam Show of the Day

Farrah Abraham Webcam Show

Farrah Abraham did a cam show to promote her pocket pussy with a masturbation on Cam session she got paid for – because she is a reality star turned sex worker…I didn’t promote it because no one was paying me to promote it – and I have my own CAM SHOW deal going on – that I am too busy to bother with her cam show – shamelessly promoting nonsense – from TEEN MOM SLUT to TEEN MOM ON TV to PORN to whatever it is she does now to hang onto whatever she had going for her…..

I view her as my business partner because I made more money from her sex tape than I had on anything ever….a terrible business partner….but business partner none the less and I support her work as a cam girl because I believe in cam girls being the future….I just can’t stand looking at that mangled plastic surgery face…it’s a reminder of just how broken she is…like all sex workers I guess..but other sex workers didn’t have TV shows or celebrity really…making her story a really weird one..

I assume very few people cared to watch her cam show, she’s at that point in her relevance..but here are some pics of it anyway…

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2017

07

Mar

Backdoor Farrah Abraham Tit Slip of the Day

Farrah Abraham is known for being a subtle famewhore..who shamelessly pulls out her tit in a bathing suit for the paparazzi because she knows how this shit works….

She’s Teen Mom, she’s been at this for a while….because she’s no longer a teen, in fact she looks 40….and with a dead baby daddy, she was forced to single mother her way through life, now more than ever because she’s off the show and no one cares about her, she’s already taken the right steps by producing some porn, two or more movies with an actual pornstar, and not even with a boyfriend, putting her shitty ball shaped implants on blast, taking it up the ass, cuz she’s learned, as most teen moms do, that cum in the pussy leads to horrible things, even when those horrible things are the only reason we’re talking about her, you know anal is the best birth control, especially when the pussy involved is ravaged to shit from early childbirth….allowing you to appreciate anal the way you should…

Nothing she’s done has made her really famous – but she exists and that’s pretty good for some sexual deviant, slut to some…who got pregnant to get on TV…and that alone makes her amazing…I just watched THE HARDCORE TRAILER (NSFW) FROM HER FIRST MOVIE and it’s pretty awesome….it also made me a lot of money so I love everything about her…

These bikini/bathing suit pics are just bonus…

WATCH THE HARDCORE TRAILER (NSFW) FROM HER FIRST MOVIE

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2017

15

Feb

Farrah Abraham in Some Staged Paparazzi Pics of the Day

I think it is safe to say that the most interesting bikini photoshoot put out today – is my girl Farrah Abraham…who with her new weird looking face is still a wonderful slutty teen who got knocked up because she didn’t make him pull out…but who unlike other slutty teens was able to make it work for her and instead of an abortion she cleverly got herself onto a TV show…that paved the way for her to get that taste of fame and relevance…that allowed her to do things like porno videos that made me more money than I ever made…so in a lot of ways she’s a business partner, or maybe even an employer…thanks to people reallly being into watching her squirting clip…

I wouldn’t say I’m a fan, but I am into all the hookers, cocaine and other fun things I blew all that money on….

So in a lot of ways – we are in this famewhoring together baby….

So fuck SI SWIM…when girls like Farrah bring the goods….

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2016

16

Jun

Farrah Abraham Slutting of the Day

Farrah Abraham is a classy mother – the kind of woman who would get pregnant at 16 strictly to get on MTV show and become a magical celebrity no one really cared about – until the sex tape came out and made me a ton of fucking money because Gawker linked me thanks the exclusive squirt video I posted – because I am a leader in the sex tape scene – but n oone knows or cares or bothers to give me the credit I deserve, not that I really deserve any credit, without all these whores – and their hard work whoring – I would have nothing….

So here she is showing her twat at the pool in Vegas, as good, sound, classy moms who do porn do….because she matters and people care about her asshole…I mean…not really..but we all seemed into watching her horse face fuck and that’s gotta count for something!

Solid facetune

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2016

30

Mar

Farrah Abraham in Lingerie on Set for New Sex Tape of the Day

FARRAH-1

Farrah Abraham made me a lot of money with this SEX TAPE …and HER OTHER SEX TAPE …so in a lot of ways, I like to think we’re business partners…

Apparently, she’s at it again, because these are from her on set, where I guess she’s doing some lesbian shit with a terrifying looking girl..

But I guess it’s possible this isn’t for a sex tape, even though the sex tape is the only thing that’s made her money the last 5 years, and it feeds her sex addiction that got her pregnant as a teen in the first place..addicted to the cum…

I know she’s a fame whore, bottom feeder, but I shouldn’t talk about my business partner like this…

I can just hope this is a MASSIVE hit and makes me my YACHT money, because I deserve YACHT money from some hooker exploiting herself….

FARRAH-2

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2015

02

Dec

Pornstar and Teen Mother Farrah Abraham in Lingerie for Christmas of the Day

I feel like a lot of pornstars start their sex lives out with being either teen mothers, teen aborters, or teen taking as much cock as possible because it feels good and fills the emptiness in their soul…and thus leads to producing content that fills the emptiness in our soul….

Maybe I am just typecasting girls who are addicted to sex so hard that they end up doing it as a career because they think it will lead to fame and fortune, who are either too smart to do a normal job when they can just fuck for money on screen…and feel like stars….or maybe they are just too dumb to know better than thing being fucked up the ass is the answer to their problems…that started in their white trash, raped by family members…or neighbors…you know cuz you have to be fucked in the head to be a pornstar…and/or a teen mom…

Either way from MTV, to PORN, to Best Selling Author, back to Porn, Back to MTV, etc….Farrah Abraham…an inspiration to white trash everywhere…

Here’s some lingerie shoot she’s doing for the holidays…she’s the Christmas monster…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE LINGERIE PICS CLICK HERE

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2014

15

Jul

Farrah Abraham and her Pussy Toy of the Day

Want to know what I love? Farrah Abraham.

I feel like I have a close relationship, because I RELEASED HER SEX TAPES TO THE INTERNET BEFORE ANYONE ELSE

I also like that she was a teen mother, clearly a bit of a sex addict, proven in the fact that she was a teen mother in the first place, who after the show, decided to do HARDCORE PORN with a Pornstar, not pretending it was a leaked video, the first one called FARRAH SUPERSTAR BACKDOOR the second called BACK DOOR AND MORE …and she was fucking amazing…

I have EXCLUSIVE CLIPS OF BOTH OF THEM

Her body was hot, her fucking was hot, and in turn she was hot…even though she was a mom….and even though she was Farrah Abraham…and even though her face looks like that…

So after going viral with the porn, making more money than Kim Kardashian from the porn, being the biggest porn of last year in sales, she disappeared for a little bit, but has now moved back into the adult industry with these awesome sex toys that have the likeliness of her vagina and luckily not of her face.. since she’s not that pretty, but her not being pretty kind of gets thrown out the window, when you see her fuck, and squirt, and take it up the ass…like an delicate flower sent from heaven to show the world how a good mom who started young and who seeks attention behaves….

So the good people at TOPCO…have licensed the exclusive use of her VAGINA for good and not evil…

I’ve already asked them to send me every single one in the set…even two or three…that I can put between my wife’s legs and fuck a new vagina that’s not as tainted as either Farrah or my wife…

You see, I would never want to deal with Farrah in person, I’ve met her and she’s a bit of a crazy person…but I am totally down to desecrate her pelvis in my basement….

So love her or hate her, you won’t be able to resist how good these pics of her celebrating her new business venture are….

Ridiculous, and amazing…I’m a fan.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS BECAUSE THEY ARE AMAZING CLICK HERE

TO WATCH HER IN PORN CLICK HERE

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2014

17

Mar

Farrah Abraham’s Weirdo Music VIdeo of the Day

Farrah Abraham has had two hits already under her belt Backdoor and More and Backdoor Mom

This one is a little stretch, maybe even off the mark a little, but I think she’s got talent, at least in the uncensored version of this, wherever it may be, because I’ve seen her fuck in her two prior hits… Backdoor and More and Backdoor Mom and she was a great fucking pornstar…even better than a seasoned veteran…but I guess that’s what happens when you’ve fucked enough by 16 to keep the kid because you’d done it a lll..

Either way, if this amazing shit spewed out of her mouth, through a computer and into your ears isn’t really for you…there’s always Backdoor and More and Backdoor Mom and I thank her for that…it makes everything she does more tolerable…

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2014

12

Feb

Teen Mom Farrah Abraham in Farrah 2 Backdoor and More EXCLUSIVE of the Day




In the event you haven’t heard. The Teen Mom Farrah Abraham dabbled in porn back in May…We had the exclusive clip that everyone loved…especially me…because I think I fell in love…

I think it was the highlight of her career, if not her life…probably more important than having her child, who if she actually cared about, would probably not be participating in unprotected sex with male pornstars, but doesn’t care about that…it’s about Farrah and all the attention she can get directed her way…and what’s not to love about that….

That’s probably why she’s releasing another one…Farrah 2 – Backdoor and more…and we have the exclusive….


TO SEE THE HARDCORE TRAILER (NSFW)
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Sure it could be footage from the first shoot she signed off on in May, not knowing there were more movies to come, but it is safe to say she is all about this, because otherwise it wouldn’t be happening…she’d be back home, working a normal job, being a normal mom…but I am so glad that she is not….

I guess her aspiring TV Series dreams like she was a Kardashian didn’t pan out so well with her sex tape, that just lead to doing more porn…and love her or hate her and everything her not so wholesome nymphomaniac publicity seeking ass is all about…I am just just I get to see her publicity seeking ass….getting fucked.


TO SEE THE HARDCORE TRAILER (NSFW)
FOLLOW THIS LINK

It may not be a leaked tape, it may not be an authentic, but it shows the world the kind of girl she is…now that we’ve already seen her backdoored and squirting…very little is left….but apparently there’s more…because she’s got all the fucking moves and she fucking loves it….but not nearly as much as I do….


TO SEE THE HARDCORE TRAILER (NSFW)
FOLLOW THIS LINK

She’s fame hungry, or just cock hungry, or just money hungry. Maybe she likes to to fuck on camera. Maybe this is her dream. I’m not a fucking therapist. I don’t care what this does to her or her families life, I mean the damage is already done…might as well keep going down this path, especially when built lil this.


TO SEE THE HARDCORE TRAILER (NSFW)
FOLLOW THIS LINK

I worry that she’s sabotaged herself, that she’s been over exposed…that no one will care about seeing her fuck, but then seeing her actually exposed, fucking like a machine, doing such a good porno job of it, I realize…this is her calling…this is her talent that and it is perfect…it makes me realize none of that bullshit that surrounds her actually matters as long as she’s just fucking perfectly…and she is…


TO SEE THE HARDCORE TRAILER (NSFW)
FOLLOW THIS LINK

I am sure she’s not the first teen mom to get into porn, if anything she did it the right way…and watching her…convinces me of that…and will convince you…

The union of a man and woman shouldn’t be a sacred thing, at least not when being filmed on a sex swing. This is hot and I generally can’t stand porn…

Good job Farrah…I bow down to your hustle…it’s a good one…If you’re not sold on how awesome she is yet….BACKDOOR AND MORE PEOPLE…BACKDOOR AND MORE….


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Thanks VIVID.com for making all our dreams come true this morning!

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2014

07

Feb

Farrah Abraham has a New Sex Tape of the Day

This is the best news ever….

THERE IS A PART 2 TO THE FARRAH ABRAHAM SEX TAPE

It’s one of those coming of christ, or at least of a teen mom attention seeker, who is doing it the right way, because filming yourself fuck when you’re a teen mom, is probably the single most relevant thing to be doing for a job, since girls who get pregnant at 16 aren’t emotionally sound…maybe even nymphomaniac attention seekers…and when the TV show gets pulled…shit gets real…

That said…it makes for a good porn…because THE FIRST FARRAH ABRAHAM SEX TAPE WAS AMAZING ANF FILLED WITH SQUIRTING AND SQUIRTING

That I can only assume the new one is going to have even more of, because the public wants more, and she needs to next level it and step her game up…

Point Being…I’m pretty happy about this news, even if at my core I don’t care about any of these fame whores…

It’s gonna be called Farrah 2: Backdoor and More and should be out in a few days.

TO SEE HER SQUIRTING THE FIRST TIME AROUND CLICK HERE

The New one looks like she’s on a sex swing…fun…

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2014

17

Jan

Farrah Abraham Buying Condoms Publicity Stunt of the Day

Farrah Abraham is pretty much a walking publicity stunt, but these pics of her are pretty fucking amazing

From HER AMAZING SEX TAPE to HER CASTING HER VAGINA FOR A SEX TOY and now she’s buying condoms and pregnancy tests…all done up with paid paparazzi there to promote her…and I think it’s as funny as it can be considering it is Farrah Abraham who is really not all that interesting..because it is Farrah Abraham….

She looks like a wreck and clearly…she doesn’t use condoms…but we’ll go with the lie..because it’s friday.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2013

23

Sep

Farrah Abraham Gets Her Vagina Cast of the Day

Anyone with a brain probably hates Farrah Abraham…for not having a brain…but I think she’s lovely…ever since I first heard about her SEX TAPE and realized this broken reality star, nympho teen mom, who likes anal and squirting, because she’s broken, nymph teen mom, looking for more attention, I knew she was special…

Here her insane video…with quotes like “People are going to jack off to me…it’s crazy”…. or “I need the Anal part to be longer” or “I was in this position when giving birth to my daughter”….or “The anus and the vagina area…” while getting her pussy and asshole moulded for a sex doll you can buy to fuck because your life is just that shitty….makes me happy…

Watch the clip…it’s nuts…at least nuts in terms of how shameless she is…she’s owning this and it’s good…

To see her squirting in her sex tape….in a DrunkenStepfather.com Exclusive from May…. CLICK HERE

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2013

04

Sep

Farrah Abraham’s in a Bikini of the Day

The highlight of my year was the Farrah Abraham sex tape…

Not because I knew who this teen mom was before the sex tape, or because I was shocked a teen mom would have a sex tape, because they did become teen mom’s by being broken bitches, and most porn chicks were probably teen moms, had they not aborted the mission, not that her sex tape was even a sex tape but more a hardcore porn….and even with the amazing squirting clip or the kind hot sex, I didn’t really care….

The highlight of my year was the Farrah Abraham sex tape because I had the squirt exclusive and probably made more money off the shit that she did.

So when I see her in a bikini, I feel like I have to jerk off to her, because that pussy has paid me over and over again, and part of me feels like it’s whore…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

TO SEE THE EXCLUSIVE SQUIRT CLIP CLICK HERE

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