I am a big fan of Farrah Abraham. She’s a reality star done right.

I don’t even know why I like her as much as I do, maybe it’s the fact that we were technically business partners when her sex tape came out and I had the squirting clip, only to be linked on GAWKER and basically reach 1,000,000 people in ONE day, it was the biggest traffic day in the history of the site and it has been progressively downhill ever since, which some would argue was the same fate for Farrah Abaraham, you know the fade into OBSCURITY, BUT clearly they haven’t seen what she’s up to, with amazing spreading of asshole pics.

Clearly she knows the asshole is the window, or gateway to the soul…and this is her way of letting you into her life….which for those of you who don’t know…is the best way to be welcomed into her life…just ask the pornstar who fucked her up the ass for her movie…HE KNOWS.

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I wouldn’t go so far as to say that Farrah Abraham is a fucking legend in the grand scheme of the world, but I like to think of her as a legend to me, not only because the single biggest traffic day on the site, and really the single biggest money day was when VIVID gave me a clip of her squirting in her first porno video….and GAWKER linked to it….making it basically my LEWINSKY…which is a reference I make to Drudge Report, despite not knowing anything about Drudge Report other than that they went viral with the Lewinsky story….which may not even be a true story, but something I’ve assumed true for at least 15 years so I run with it…

Anyway, I fucking peaked and that was the top….it’s been downhill since, and I’d say the samething applies to the TEEN MOM you know only got KNOCKED up to get on TV, because it’s a good way to get on MTV at 16 if you didn’t have a rich parent to give you a SUPER SWEET 16 BIRTHDAY party…what’s with MTV and teens….what are they CNN?

So as the horny enough to get knocked up at 16, rewarded for bad cum filled pussy behavior at a young age, then again when she did the sex tape, the babe has found her stride with producing content like this….which seems to be WHIPPED cream in the PUSSY…a recipe for a YEAST infection…or a REALLY tasty birthday cake…depending on whether you’re a glass half full motherfucker or not..

She may look clownlike, but she was doing this before the other whores or wholes or holes…of the internet…so bow own to the leader, the trend setter, the first mover who I don’t think should EVER be forgotten but rather a taught in schools across America….like the legend she is.

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I like Farrah Abraham. Sure she looks like a fucking circus freak or circus clown and she must be pushing 40 now but I respect her hustle….

She was a young slut who got pregnant young, probably at the request of MTV producers who scouted her at a casting…”you’d be great for teen mom, get pregnant and give us a calL”…to which the fame seeker ran to her closest dick willing to cum in her and said “Not in the ass this time”…making her celebrity dream come true…

She ended up being on a show people apparently watch cuz they like teens who fuck, I mean why else would you watch that shit….and who green lit that Hollywood / Viacom / Sumner Redstone? It’s a little weird to sensationalize teen pregnancy in a way for kids to follow suit hoping they end up on MTV too, only to end up stripping, living in a trailer park on meth with kids that have been abducted by the child protective services, where they are out getting molested, cuz you know good people don’t work in Foster Care…at least statistically….

Instead of spinning off to something mainstream, maybe teen mom grown up, she went into porn…released a sex tape like she was KIM K, only it was with a male pornstar and contrived, turning her from MTV starlet who could have secured brand deals with her social media fame and made millions…to porn slut who made me a lot of money because I ran an affiliate link on her sex tape and Gawker picked it up and shit…that squirt scene was my most important day in history of existence…so I see her as my cash cow and myself as her pimp…even if we never met…there’s that pimp/whore love that is undeniable…

Which is why I’ll stare at her pussy and encourage you all to support this goddess in her exclusive content like she supported me through her squiriting scene unintentionally, but that’s ok…

For the record, it wasn’t life changing money…no private jets or yachts but I am a simple man and it was a huge deal for me….and for that…we celebrate this…whatever it is…

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This video is probably better suited for stepSMUT but as far as I’m concerned Farrah Abraham cannot be porn or do porn even when she is doing porn, plus I have no advertisers, they all think I am porn, the worst porn but still porn….that should be my slogan…SOCIETY CHOSE THIS PORN LIFE FOR ME since I don’t think I am porn.

Anyway, Farrah Abraham cannon be porn because she’s an MTV sensation, Teen Mom….just demonstrating the level of horny one must have to take loads as a teen to end up on TV…instead of doing normal teen things like studying for midterms or whatever they fucking do…

When Farrah Abraham made the move to produced porn with legit pornstars I was happy to see it happen, she’s far more interesting with her bolt on tits and muppet face, it was a good use of her celebrity in a “I don’t give a fuck” way…because she could have easily just done brand deals like an influencer…but she said, no, I’ll let James Dean fuck me up the ass til I squirt…and that takes a level of horny that would land you a teen mom in the first place and that’s worth respecting her for….you know think of all the other reality stars, from Survivor to Amazing Race….Real Housewives to the Hills…to Little People Big World…and Pawn Stars….that HAVE NOT GONE to porn and made it….when Farrah says “fuck it”…and does it her way…That’s HERO shit…

This is a clip of a longer video on her OnlyFans….that I am encouraging you to sign up for, you know so Farrah sees this as promo and not something to send lawyers after….because I think Farrah Abarahm is potentially the perfect women…or not…either way she’s fucking herself on camera and it’s amazing..

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This is a week old, but I just saw it now because I am bad at keeping up with all the nonsense, but I am glad I saw it now, because it is a video of Farrah Abraham dancing naked, but I like to think it’s INCREDIBLE and important…because Farrah Abraham may not be incredible or important…but she’s a shameless teen mom who was tabloid fodder who turned into a low level porn chick…in actual produced anal sex and squirt porn….only to slowly lose any relevance…while getting clown tits and tons of weirdo surgeries…that don’t make her look better but that are pretty funny….and now she sells nudes online…people buy her nudes online…that’s an amazing rags to riches story if I’ve ever seen one…I am a fan.

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Farrah Abraham is amazing…

The fucking slutty muppet who got knocked up as a teen to launch a career as a slut..

The basis of her existence, even prior to sex videos with porn stars has been SLUT…

So as she’s migrated to porn, getting fucked up the ass like she would have in high school if it meant getting on MTV….while looking like some sort of clown…and still existing with a fan base…is just amazing to me…

You may hate it, but I don’t care what you’re thinking….which is probably nothing interesting, clever, intelligent anyway…

Your opinion can’t influence me…not on this…not on anything…

Clown tits out on the beach…doing some circus shit for attention is perfection…and if you can’t see it, you’re the one with the problem.

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