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2018

20

Nov

Farrah Abraham Bikini of the Day

Farah Abraham Big Fake Ass Tits Tiny Bikini

Farrah Abraham is my business partner, who doesn’t know she’s my business partner, and who I guess I haven’t done any business with since 2013, when her sex tape came out and I was lucky enough to get featured on an actual relevant website, since we know that this isn’t an actual relevant website, all because I had the exclusive squirting clip, which you’d assume would make me an actual relevant website, but the internet doesn’t really work that way….some sites get all the love, and others are sort of in existence but no one actually cares about them or check in on them, since it’s a lot of the same shit for 14 years, but isn’t everything alot of the same shit, I get it I’m not Instagram or Facebook Owned you pricks….but at least I keep doing this for the 1 -2 people who care…..it is loyalty man…committed to a cause I haven’t figured out yet…but figure if I live another 14 years I still won’t have figured out…but I will still be updating this shi…it’s a habit.

Anyway, I made 10k off her sex tape, the squirt scene…I’ve seen her get fucked up the ass, I’ve see her ass get implants, her tits get bolted on…the mental illness that is celebrity and fame…an empire collapsing, but still existing…from Teen Mom, slutty teen getting on TV, to thong bikinis…all while being horse faced and disgusting…pretty fucking brilliant run. I would watch her biopic and you’d probably jerk off to it.

That is why I appreciate both you and Farrah. Equally sick fucking weirdos.


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2018

16

Nov

Farrah Abraham Digging her Own Grave of the Day

Farrah Abraham Grave Digger Big Fake TIts

Farrah Abraham was never hot or compelling, but we have seen the MTV star of a show about being an irresponsible slut misbehaving, evolve into being a slut misbehaving as a sex worker, and we’ve seen the progressive plastic surgery and face injections she’s got as that sex worker in porno movies and stripping on a mainstream level, because these reality stars are fucking shameless and do whatever it takes to matter…and that usually involves sex or sex work…

We have seen the clown tits bolted on by two blind guys in a van outside MTV’s offices when she was trying to get a new show…and we’ve seen her squirt….but we’ve never seen her spray tanned so hard, and face injected so hard, with a stupid fake ass, looking like a Kardashian / Nicki Minaj, who the fuck knows what – it’s a weird look and I don’t understand why people find it hot, or want to look like it…it’s muppet-like and creepy…

That said…we’ve seen her take it up the ass, so she’s a friend to all of us….a business partner to me…I made like 10,000 dollars off her sex tape…which is more money than I’ve made off the site in 10 years…so I like her.

Farrah Abraham Grave Digger Big Fake TIts

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2018

13

Nov

Farrah Abraham Plastic of the Day

Farrah Abraham Big Fake Tits Plastic Wet

It’s nice to see Farrah Abraham on vacation, one of the more interesting sex workers…who is now a porn chick because she shot porn, after she was a horny teen mom who took loads in her instead of her ass, and got on MTV and became famous cuz they promote teen moms, only to fall off and decide to do a sex tape, because that’s what people do, when they want to feel hot and generate some buzz, they film a sex tape…cuz people are all either exhibitionist perverts….or voyeur perverts…into seeing some MTV reality trash squirt on video….it was a good time, good era, it was all so simple back then….

It’s nice to see her on vacation, because after all the injections, bootleg surgeries, bolted on tits from some back alley mechanic, she’s not melting….but rather thriving….magical really.

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2018

29

Oct

Farrah Abraham Pussy Slip of the Day

Farrah Abraham Pussy Slip Bikini Big Tits

Is a pussy slip still considered a pussy slip…when you’ve already seen a dick in the pussy’s host body’s ass….

I do believe…a pussy slip is still a pussy slip…whether on a fake ass that we’ve seen get fucked before it was a fake ass…

When it was just Farrah Abraham, a slutty teen who got knocked up from all her slutty teen sex she had to make up for that vile face…slutty teen sex that got her on TV, in her developmental years, which in and of itself is terrible for someone’s soul, because peaking that young makes it hard to maintain…which I guess for perverts like us worked out all right because instead of her becoming a host on the View..she became a sex worker…..something I encourage all women become…to really matter in the world.


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2018

08

Oct

Farrah Abraham Nipple Slip of the Day

Farrah Abraham Nipple Slip Big Fake Tits Ass Exposed

Farrah Abraham had her tits out because what the fuck else is she going to do with those big tits and porn career….

Wear a classy pantsuit with nothing underneath…and bring your bolt on tits for the people who care…and the people do care…somewhere because she still exists…

I mean I can’t believe she’s not out there with her asshole out…Maybe she is in the other pics I am too lazy to look at…But I do appreciate seeing a whore be a whore….but you can see if you CLICK HERE

A slutty teen, who got knocked up from being a slutty teen, and who kept the pregnancy like a stupid teen, the kind of girl you’d hate to have fucked, only to be celebrated by American entertainment industry to become a famous slutty teen….thanks American people for your high level taste…that turned to weird porno, which I guess made me a lot of money when I posted up her squirt clips from their sex tapes….making her a business partner of mine without her even knowing it…so I didn’t get to go to the company Xmas party all those years ago….but I do get to look at this and wonder what the fuck it is.

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2018

06

Sep

Farrah Abraham Nude on the Beach of the Day

Farrah Abraham may be a disgusting to look at, clown faced, clown titty, botched plastic surgery, pile of clickbait sex worker, MTV star shit…

She may be a garbage person, who got pregnant in High School to get on TV, only to get a pretty large following and have one of the biggest sex tapes ever – thanks to being a whore….

Something that for some reason shocked reality show watchers, without realizing in order to get pregnant at 15 – you gotta be a bit of a trashy whore…who doesn’t understand the value of anal.

Well, I think she’s amazing….because she still exists…and hasn’t killed herself off, you know she’s got a daughter to look out for or somes hit…and clown tits to buy…

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2018

05

Sep

Farrah Abraham Fake Tit Erotica of the Day

Farrah Abraham may not be a goddess to you, or even to me.

I didn’t watch her Teen Mom show…

But I did make a lot of money off her Sex Tape so I am in a lot of ways her business partner and number 1 fan…

All it took was an exclusive clip of her squirting for a pornstar in a porno they marketed as a sex tape…and boom…I got to go on a bender for 6-8 months…thanks for almost killing me girl..

I am still not a fan of hers, but like that she takes it up the ass like a good teen mom who learned her lesson, even if teen mom-ing is the only reason she exists….

But I appreciate that she still goes at it everyday in her attention seeking, producing content and putting herself out there, because if she didn’t – who would….Everyone on social media? Sure, but they are MTV teen mom stars…are they…ARE THEY.

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2018

13

Aug

Farrah Abraham Nipples of the Day

Farrah Abraham Big Fake Tits in a Swimsuit Nipple Slip

Farrah Abraham is a legend.

She’s made me a lot of money over the years, thanks to posting her sex tape and getting linked on Gawker for it.

Do you remember Gawker? They were fucking huge, and 100,000 people clicked through to see her sex tape..on this very site you are reading…I was so close to being culturally relevant, to being mainstream, to existing…

I had the squirting clip, that I don’t think even works anymore thanks to system upgrades, it was a whole ago…

But at the time, posting a whore, who was known for being a whore, hell she got pregnant at 16 to be on TV, when she could have just kept taking it up the ass like a normal teen girl….

She was MTV, mainstream, it was a big deal…and I made thousands of dollars…IN ONE DAY….it was amazing.

So seeing her bolt on tits, still existing, barely mattering, all jacked up like some mentally fucked up person thanks to the backlash of MTV…may not be exciting to you, but it reminds me of the day I fucking peaked…and it was a good day.

Her vagina pissing on a male porn star…was my “Lewinsky” moment…the day I broke a story….and here I am barely holding on by a thread…while Farrah and her hack job tit job from the bargain basement surgeon…is still fucking winning at life…

She’s an icon, a beacon of hope…it’s just too bad she’s so mangled.

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2018

29

May

Farrah Abraham if For Sale in Dubai of the Day

Farrah Abraham Fake Ass in Bikini in Dubai

Farrah Abraham has found her place in the world. Dubai.

The sex worker, who was once on MTV, on a very popular show that probably streams in Dubai on MTV Dubai….giving the rest of the world the script to how to move in and destroy the American culture without them realizing it…because they are too distracted with bullshit smut like Teen Pregnancies…

The point of the story is that women in Saudi Arabia, or even UAE, aren’t allowed to do shit, but the Americans they collect because they are rich, and these American women like money, can come in and get gang shat on for money by these people as a representation of them taking over America…

First we get their desperate sex worker women, then we shit on them, then we take over the world…

Why the fuck else would Farrah Abraham be in Dubai…makes no fucking sense unless rich dudes are paying her desperate fake ass.

THat said, I am a fan of Farrah Abraham because she made me money with her sex tapes….thanks Farrah for taking one for the team you didn’t even know what your team.

Farrah Abraham Fake Ass in Bikini in Dubai

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2018

22

May

Farrah Abraham Pussy Print of the Day

Farrah Abraham Pussy Print in a Black Thong Swimsuit with Huge Fake Tits

She’s a porn star – who has done more than one nude shoot LIKE THIS NUDE SHOOT …..

I consider her my business partner – not that I like to fuck with sex workers on a professional level – or work as their PR team, their marketing team, their management, or their pimps….

But her first squirting video made me more money in one day than the site made in years….combined…which may not be very much money but that paid off some debts I had to various people who I mooch off of in order to get right properly fucked up…

She’s a slut, who knows she’s a slut celebrated for being a slut, and even got on TV for being a slut who couldn’t keep it in her pants even as a teen, or in her ass even, I mean knocked up at 16, on TV by 17 to show the world how damaged teen moms actually are…before turning reality TV to hardcore porn, to whatever this amazing is now..

So seeing her pussy print in a bathing suit, going to Cannes, working as a sex worker, still pushing her “mom” brand is a fascinating thing. It’s like she’s been able to stay mainstream enough, while being a gutter spread pussy on the interent and there’s something to this story that may one day become a documentary series if I have my way with it..but I’m lazy, and I doubt she’s that compelling…just a girl who likes attention, who got attention…with her pussy….

Not so fascinating, but maybe you’re more into seeing her spreading her mom pussy…

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