Farrah Abraham may not be a goddess to you, or even to me.

I didn’t watch her Teen Mom show…

But I did make a lot of money off her Sex Tape so I am in a lot of ways her business partner and number 1 fan…

All it took was an exclusive clip of her squirting for a pornstar in a porno they marketed as a sex tape…and boom…I got to go on a bender for 6-8 months…thanks for almost killing me girl..

I am still not a fan of hers, but like that she takes it up the ass like a good teen mom who learned her lesson, even if teen mom-ing is the only reason she exists….

But I appreciate that she still goes at it everyday in her attention seeking, producing content and putting herself out there, because if she didn’t – who would….Everyone on social media? Sure, but they are MTV teen mom stars…are they…ARE THEY.

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Farrah Abraham has found her place in the world. Dubai.

The sex worker, who was once on MTV, on a very popular show that probably streams in Dubai on MTV Dubai….giving the rest of the world the script to how to move in and destroy the American culture without them realizing it…because they are too distracted with bullshit smut like Teen Pregnancies…

The point of the story is that women in Saudi Arabia, or even UAE, aren’t allowed to do shit, but the Americans they collect because they are rich, and these American women like money, can come in and get gang shat on for money by these people as a representation of them taking over America…

First we get their desperate sex worker women, then we shit on them, then we take over the world…

Why the fuck else would Farrah Abraham be in Dubai…makes no fucking sense unless rich dudes are paying her desperate fake ass.

THat said, I am a fan of Farrah Abraham because she made me money with her sex tapes….thanks Farrah for taking one for the team you didn’t even know what your team.

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She’s a porn star – who has done more than one nude shoot LIKE THIS NUDE SHOOT …..

I consider her my business partner – not that I like to fuck with sex workers on a professional level – or work as their PR team, their marketing team, their management, or their pimps….

But her first squirting video made me more money in one day than the site made in years….combined…which may not be very much money but that paid off some debts I had to various people who I mooch off of in order to get right properly fucked up…

She’s a slut, who knows she’s a slut celebrated for being a slut, and even got on TV for being a slut who couldn’t keep it in her pants even as a teen, or in her ass even, I mean knocked up at 16, on TV by 17 to show the world how damaged teen moms actually are…before turning reality TV to hardcore porn, to whatever this amazing is now..

So seeing her pussy print in a bathing suit, going to Cannes, working as a sex worker, still pushing her “mom” brand is a fascinating thing. It’s like she’s been able to stay mainstream enough, while being a gutter spread pussy on the interent and there’s something to this story that may one day become a documentary series if I have my way with it..but I’m lazy, and I doubt she’s that compelling…just a girl who likes attention, who got attention…with her pussy….

Not so fascinating, but maybe you’re more into seeing her spreading her mom pussy…

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My business partner, who doesn’t know she’s my business partner, but who made me a lot of money with her sex tape thanks to Gawker linking to the story. The one day I went Viral..which is also the name of my memoir….is being slutty on the beach in French Polynesia…a little Fiji water…probably because she wanted to hit up the source of Fiji water…it can’t be because her backwoods trash who gets pregnant at 15 wanted to have some kind of cultural experience…she’s as vapid and disgusting as they come…but she did master the sex worker hustle, by scamming MTV before taking porn dick tit she squirted…..the squirt is the reason Gawker linked me and got me paid because I guess Gawker readers are into buying squirt videos…far more than you lazy broke fucks…

I guess what I am saying is keep on Squirting Farrah and your silly body and even sillier face…it did good for us all..

TO SEE MORE PICS OF HER IN A BIKINI CLICK HERE

TO SEE HER SECOND SEX TAPE TRAILER SINCE HER FIRST SEX TAPE TRAILER DOESN’T SEEM TO WORK ON THE SITE CLICK HERE

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Farrah Abraham is my favorite…

Not because I think she’s hot, or because I like her Teen Mom bolt on tits, or because I like all the pastic surgery she’s done to herself…like this bolt on ass….

She’s not even my favorite because she got knocked up for being the sexual dysfunctional and hormonal young girl in high school, who didn’t learn to take it up the ass until her porn career …but she did learn to leverage the fuck out of getting knocked up – creating a celebrity for herself she would otherwise never have – being on MTV and known…despite being hated for people for being a terrible and disgusting sex working mom….when really all she was ever destined to do was porn….

She’s my favorite because she launched her porn career the right way, she got famous on MTV, then did porn, even though she was always destined to do porn. Attention seekers with a high sex drive who were likely sexually assaulted always end up in porn…

But the way she did it, built hype, and value, and perceived value and for whatever reason, a reason I call having the exclusive SQUIRT clip thank to the people at VIVID …that GAWKER pre Hulk Hogan shutting them down linked and thanks to their gang of perverts – I made a shit ton of money off this angel…

More money than I’ve ever made on this site before or after this angel…which I guess makes her my business partner…who will never perform for me like she did that one day many years ago…but who I should support in all her whoring because I am loyal to those who make me money from their taking porn dick in their ass and squirting.

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