Farrah Abraham may not be a goddess to you, or even to me.

I didn’t watch her Teen Mom show…

But I did make a lot of money off her Sex Tape so I am in a lot of ways her business partner and number 1 fan…

All it took was an exclusive clip of her squirting for a pornstar in a porno they marketed as a sex tape…and boom…I got to go on a bender for 6-8 months…thanks for almost killing me girl..

I am still not a fan of hers, but like that she takes it up the ass like a good teen mom who learned her lesson, even if teen mom-ing is the only reason she exists….

But I appreciate that she still goes at it everyday in her attention seeking, producing content and putting herself out there, because if she didn’t – who would….Everyone on social media? Sure, but they are MTV teen mom stars…are they…ARE THEY.

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