I find comfort in watching Farrah Abraham desperately seek attention….

She’s basically the beauty of famewhoring at it’s best…you know someone who got into TV for such trashy reasons, being a teen mom, celebrated for getting knocked up at 16, sensationalized by tabloid MTV for ratings, scrambling for ratings….

When that run ended, she went with SEX TAPE for fame, bad strategy maybe, but she was a slut to start, it made sense, and her sex tape with a pornstar making it not a sex tape at all…and now..she’s just this weird half celeb, tabloid fodder, who still does sex work in the porn world, and writes books and plays the teen mom, anything to anyone who will listen, all while rocking clown tits and a clown face from Plastic surgery…

She’s weird…but I like it.

What you’re not seeing in these pics is she’s here with her kid…my god…people everything wrong in America but so right….

She’s also pushing her Amazon wish list on her social media…what is this..anything for a dollar hustle…sad really…

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If you don’t know anything about Farrah Abraham, and you shouldn’t…it’s that she’s known for having a fashion model body….I mean why else would she be walking the runway…that tall, lean, delicate face….

I mean she’s known for that, fashion model shit, along with being a slutty teen who got pregnant to get on TV, and became famous on a reality show, that couldn’t sustain that fame after the reality show, but was always slutty and figured fucking worked for her before, that’s how she got famous, might as well fuck again in porn with a porn star, and carry out that sex worker life…it’s empowering…pays the bills…keeps people talking about her…when she probably should have done something else than film herself squirting…but I guess girl sees cameras and turns on…

Here she is fashion modeling, confusing maybe, but some brands are clever enough to use bottom feeders to add hype to their bullshit…I’d do the same by I can’t afford her 500 dollar or less day rate.

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I think it is safe to say that the most interesting bikini photoshoot put out today – is my girl Farrah Abraham…who with her new weird looking face is still a wonderful slutty teen who got knocked up because she didn’t make him pull out…but who unlike other slutty teens was able to make it work for her and instead of an abortion she cleverly got herself onto a TV show…that paved the way for her to get that taste of fame and relevance…that allowed her to do things like porno videos that made me more money than I ever made…so in a lot of ways she’s a business partner, or maybe even an employer…thanks to people reallly being into watching her squirting clip…

I wouldn’t say I’m a fan, but I am into all the hookers, cocaine and other fun things I blew all that money on….

So in a lot of ways – we are in this famewhoring together baby….

So fuck SI SWIM…when girls like Farrah bring the goods….

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Farrah Abraham is a classy mother – the kind of woman who would get pregnant at 16 strictly to get on MTV show and become a magical celebrity no one really cared about – until the sex tape came out and made me a ton of fucking money because Gawker linked me thanks the exclusive squirt video I posted – because I am a leader in the sex tape scene – but n oone knows or cares or bothers to give me the credit I deserve, not that I really deserve any credit, without all these whores – and their hard work whoring – I would have nothing….

So here she is showing her twat at the pool in Vegas, as good, sound, classy moms who do porn do….because she matters and people care about her asshole…I mean…not really..but we all seemed into watching her horse face fuck and that’s gotta count for something!

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