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2014

17

Mar

Farrah Abraham’s Weirdo Music VIdeo of the Day

Farrah Abraham has had two hits already under her belt Backdoor and More and Backdoor Mom

This one is a little stretch, maybe even off the mark a little, but I think she’s got talent, at least in the uncensored version of this, wherever it may be, because I’ve seen her fuck in her two prior hits… Backdoor and More and Backdoor Mom and she was a great fucking pornstar…even better than a seasoned veteran…but I guess that’s what happens when you’ve fucked enough by 16 to keep the kid because you’d done it a lll..

Either way, if this amazing shit spewed out of her mouth, through a computer and into your ears isn’t really for you…there’s always Backdoor and More and Backdoor Mom and I thank her for that…it makes everything she does more tolerable…

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2014

12

Feb

Teen Mom Farrah Abraham in Farrah 2 Backdoor and More EXCLUSIVE of the Day




In the event you haven’t heard. The Teen Mom Farrah Abraham dabbled in porn back in May…We had the exclusive clip that everyone loved…especially me…because I think I fell in love…

I think it was the highlight of her career, if not her life…probably more important than having her child, who if she actually cared about, would probably not be participating in unprotected sex with male pornstars, but doesn’t care about that…it’s about Farrah and all the attention she can get directed her way…and what’s not to love about that….

That’s probably why she’s releasing another one…Farrah 2 – Backdoor and more…and we have the exclusive….


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Sure it could be footage from the first shoot she signed off on in May, not knowing there were more movies to come, but it is safe to say she is all about this, because otherwise it wouldn’t be happening…she’d be back home, working a normal job, being a normal mom…but I am so glad that she is not….

I guess her aspiring TV Series dreams like she was a Kardashian didn’t pan out so well with her sex tape, that just lead to doing more porn…and love her or hate her and everything her not so wholesome nymphomaniac publicity seeking ass is all about…I am just just I get to see her publicity seeking ass….getting fucked.


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It may not be a leaked tape, it may not be an authentic, but it shows the world the kind of girl she is…now that we’ve already seen her backdoored and squirting…very little is left….but apparently there’s more…because she’s got all the fucking moves and she fucking loves it….but not nearly as much as I do….


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She’s fame hungry, or just cock hungry, or just money hungry. Maybe she likes to to fuck on camera. Maybe this is her dream. I’m not a fucking therapist. I don’t care what this does to her or her families life, I mean the damage is already done…might as well keep going down this path, especially when built lil this.


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I worry that she’s sabotaged herself, that she’s been over exposed…that no one will care about seeing her fuck, but then seeing her actually exposed, fucking like a machine, doing such a good porno job of it, I realize…this is her calling…this is her talent that and it is perfect…it makes me realize none of that bullshit that surrounds her actually matters as long as she’s just fucking perfectly…and she is…


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I am sure she’s not the first teen mom to get into porn, if anything she did it the right way…and watching her…convinces me of that…and will convince you…

The union of a man and woman shouldn’t be a sacred thing, at least not when being filmed on a sex swing. This is hot and I generally can’t stand porn…

Good job Farrah…I bow down to your hustle…it’s a good one…If you’re not sold on how awesome she is yet….BACKDOOR AND MORE PEOPLE…BACKDOOR AND MORE….


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Thanks VIVID.com for making all our dreams come true this morning!

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2014

07

Feb

Farrah Abraham has a New Sex Tape of the Day

This is the best news ever….

THERE IS A PART 2 TO THE FARRAH ABRAHAM SEX TAPE

It’s one of those coming of christ, or at least of a teen mom attention seeker, who is doing it the right way, because filming yourself fuck when you’re a teen mom, is probably the single most relevant thing to be doing for a job, since girls who get pregnant at 16 aren’t emotionally sound…maybe even nymphomaniac attention seekers…and when the TV show gets pulled…shit gets real…

That said…it makes for a good porn…because THE FIRST FARRAH ABRAHAM SEX TAPE WAS AMAZING ANF FILLED WITH SQUIRTING AND SQUIRTING

That I can only assume the new one is going to have even more of, because the public wants more, and she needs to next level it and step her game up…

Point Being…I’m pretty happy about this news, even if at my core I don’t care about any of these fame whores…

It’s gonna be called Farrah 2: Backdoor and More and should be out in a few days.

TO SEE HER SQUIRTING THE FIRST TIME AROUND CLICK HERE

The New one looks like she’s on a sex swing…fun…

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2014

17

Jan

Farrah Abraham Buying Condoms Publicity Stunt of the Day

Farrah Abraham is pretty much a walking publicity stunt, but these pics of her are pretty fucking amazing

From HER AMAZING SEX TAPE to HER CASTING HER VAGINA FOR A SEX TOY and now she’s buying condoms and pregnancy tests…all done up with paid paparazzi there to promote her…and I think it’s as funny as it can be considering it is Farrah Abraham who is really not all that interesting..because it is Farrah Abraham….

She looks like a wreck and clearly…she doesn’t use condoms…but we’ll go with the lie..because it’s friday.

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2013

23

Sep

Farrah Abraham Gets Her Vagina Cast of the Day

Anyone with a brain probably hates Farrah Abraham…for not having a brain…but I think she’s lovely…ever since I first heard about her SEX TAPE and realized this broken reality star, nympho teen mom, who likes anal and squirting, because she’s broken, nymph teen mom, looking for more attention, I knew she was special…

Here her insane video…with quotes like “People are going to jack off to me…it’s crazy”…. or “I need the Anal part to be longer” or “I was in this position when giving birth to my daughter”….or “The anus and the vagina area…” while getting her pussy and asshole moulded for a sex doll you can buy to fuck because your life is just that shitty….makes me happy…

Watch the clip…it’s nuts…at least nuts in terms of how shameless she is…she’s owning this and it’s good…


To see her squirting in her sex tape….in a DrunkenStepfather.com Exclusive from May…. CLICK HERE

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2013

04

Sep

Farrah Abraham’s in a Bikini of the Day

The highlight of my year was the Farrah Abraham sex tape…

Not because I knew who this teen mom was before the sex tape, or because I was shocked a teen mom would have a sex tape, because they did become teen mom’s by being broken bitches, and most porn chicks were probably teen moms, had they not aborted the mission, not that her sex tape was even a sex tape but more a hardcore porn….and even with the amazing squirting clip or the kind hot sex, I didn’t really care….

The highlight of my year was the Farrah Abraham sex tape because I had the squirt exclusive and probably made more money off the shit that she did.

So when I see her in a bikini, I feel like I have to jerk off to her, because that pussy has paid me over and over again, and part of me feels like it’s whore…

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TO SEE THE EXCLUSIVE SQUIRT CLIP CLICK HERE

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2013

26

Aug

Farrah Abraham in a Bikini of the Day

Farrah Abraham is still pushing bikini photoshoots because apparently people care about Farrah Abraham…at least according to Farrah Abraham…because it allows her to keep her bullshit alive as long as she fucking can…

So here is her pussy covered up with a Gene Simmons tongue, possibly a reference to how her uterus pretty much hangs out of her thanks to teen mom behavior…

But if you’re like me and prefer seeing her pussy not covered up but rather seeing it squirting in porn you can do that….because unlike most girls staging bikini pics…she’s got porn to cross reference…something all girls need…it makes her less annoying…

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2013

21

Aug

Farrah Abraham’s Still the Worst of the Day

Teen Mom Farrah Abraham who you may remember as the SQUIRTER IN THE BEST PORN OF THE YEAR ….or maybe as the teen mom on an MTV show that ruined the eroticism of TEEN moms by making us realize how annoying they are…all broken and thinking we care…is in Vegas….and I am in Vegas…but for some reason…we are not together…holding hands and talking about our dreams in the Stratosphere, but instead I’m watching her give her hair and make-up artist a shout out on KEEK because she’s probably paid by KEEK but more importantly, because it probably got her a discount on his services…

Now she’s in town for the Gentelmen’s Club Convention, that I should probably try to sneak into, cuz I like strippers, especially when they were once on MTV and in PORN …because they seem all the more desperate…and I like desperation….

All this to say – she’s my kind of winner…

TO SEE OUR EXCLUSIVE OF HER SEX TAPE CLICK HERE

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2013

12

Aug

Farrah Abraham’s Staged Bikini Pics to Remind You She Exists of the Day

In case you were wondering – SEX TAPE SQUIRTER Farrah Abraham is still crying for attention…because I guess her SQUIRTING IN A SEX TAPE is losing traction and she’s pulling whatever she can to make more money…before filming a new one….which we all know is going to happen…and that I know I’m ready for cuz THE FIRST SEX TAPE was awesome…

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2013

23

Jul

Farrah Abraham Playing Mom for the Press of the Day

I don’t know who Farrah Abraham’s advisor is, probably because I still barely know who Farrah Abraham is, I mean I’ve watched her squirt in a sex tape with a pornstar, a movie that is clearly her soft launch into a porn career, because girls who have kids at 16 are generally fucked up sexually to begin with, and porn just makes sense…it’s really the biggest thing she’s done for herself ever. It made her household, but like all things internet, people care for 10 minutes if you’re lucky and move the fuck on.

But Farrah, like a lyric of a shitty love song, just keeps holding on, hoping for more that the 100,000 dollars she reportedly made off the sex tape, a number I find low, considering they sold over 100,000 copies of the shit…but a number I hope is real, because 100,000 can’t buy you shit these days, and bitch put herself out there to make it, meaning more is to come…hopefully while she chums…as she squirts.

So, she’s now doing the Stripclub circuit at Vivid’s new chain of stripclubs by night, and staging paparazzi pics posing with her babies by day, in what I like to think is little “take her kids away from her, there are parents far better than this one who have had their kids taken away”….and a lot “keep the kid with her so we can see what the is future criminal, hooker, becomes thanks to having a mom like this”…

Here she is pretending to be a mom for the paparazzi because it helps sell her porns…

Either way, it’s funny, even if you’re like me and don’t really give a fuck at all….Lies everywhere…

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2013

24

Jun

Farrah Abraham New Tits Topless on the Beach of the Day

If you read the site, you will know that I really endorse this Farrah Abraham and her move into porn.

It’s not just because I had the EXCLUSIVE CLIP OF HER SQUIRTING

It’s much bigger than that….

It’s like she represents all the is wrong in the world, while doing things the way I want her to be doing things…

I mean sure, she’s annoying, she’s a total entitled cunt, even though she’s nothing but a porn chick. She’s got shitty implants, even with her new ones…but she squirts…on camera…for the promise of more fame…like she’s Kim Kardashian, only not Kim Kardashian…cuz Kim Kardashian played the sex tape as a scandal, where she was the victim, while this one is posing topless on the beach in staged shoots, attending porn conventions, all while pretending to not be a pornstar, when all she’s really done to date that matters, other than being a responsible teen with her pussy, is porn…

I mean she’ll never be a big deal, she’ll never be hot, but bitch squirts and that’s some magical shit, when it happens in a porn with a pornstar as she pretends it’s not porn.

Celebrity Sex Tapes, for the promise of Fame and Fortune, to those who don’t matter anymore, or never did, is porn to me…and I guess it is porn to everyone, including the porn companies who produce it…and Farrah, love her or hate her, is owning this shit, and doing it right…even if it’s obvious, played out, there’s still nudity and I love it…


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2013

19

Jun

Farrah Abraham’s Uncensored New Implants Surgery of the Day

I am into Farrah Abraham and not just because I get to watch her fuck, take facials and squirt in her AMAZING SEX TAPE …oh right…that’s the only reason I am into Farrah Abraham….because before the sex tape, I had no idea who she was, reminding girls everywhere, if you get yourself on TV for idiotic reasons, then get fake tits, and turn to porn, because you’re broken to begin with, you will get the adoration of men everywhere, or at least from me, cuz I like when the natural slut comes out in people….

Here are her uncensored implant pics that INTOUCH circulated because INTOUCH is smut in denial…

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2013

17

Jun

Teen Mom Farrah’s Nipple in a Bikini at a Vegas Pool Party of the Day

I get hate mail about posting and promoting Farrah Abraham all the time.

In my defence, I didn’t know who she was when I got the amazing SQUIRTING SEX TAPE EXCLUSIVE …but I thought she had a tight, fit body, despite her shitty tits and horse face, and I though she put in good effort.

Even when in Florida at Exxxotica after witnessing her cunt behavior to her fans, I appreciated what she was doing….

You see, I don’t love her, i just love what she represents….

A girl hungry for fame, only known from getting knocked up at 16, who acts like a spoiled brat, and clearly a horrible mother, who turned to porn to next level her career.

That to me is amazing, it’s good morally sound approach, that I hope inspires more girls, because the more girls I get to see fuck, the happier I am…

Now I’m not too excited about her shitty implant nipple she has not control over slip at a Vegas Pool Party, but I am sure she is, this is a huge thing for an idiot girl, hosting a Vegas party like a low level star…it’s all these whores really care about…

I predict more porn from her, and I’m totally down with watching it….because despite what the haters say SHE DID A GOOD JOB IN THIS ONE ….#FACT.

And most importantly, she’s not fat. Yay.


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2013

14

Jun

Charlie Sheen Doesn’t Like Farrah Abraham as Much as Me of the day

Being the >Teen Mom Farrah Abraham hub of the internet, you know the unofficial fan club that I am president of, I feel obligated to post this Charlie Sheen letter to her, that I can assume was designed by both their PR teams, to generate some buzz for both of them…and I am OK with that, because I love the bottom feeding cries for attention, especially cuz it comes with amazing porn….that isn’t that great…but great to me…from the way she fucks and squirt and takes it up the ass cuz she’s learned her lesson getting pregnant the first time, even though it made her famous, to the fact that it shows us just what fame does to a slut…

I’m a fan…

“hey, you desperate guzzler of stagnant douche agua; I truly do not recall giving you permission to globally reveal any communication between us. congrats on surviving your lobotomy and an even bigger congratz on the recent attempt at porn. your daughter must be so proud. please send my number to middle earth and if allowed, eagerly follow it into said abyss and slam the door behind you. the world will collectively sigh as the pungent memory of you vanishes into the pedestrian troposphere of lame-suck and zero-life. oh and I’m sure they’ll wave the cover charge when they see your tranny-boobs and five o’clock shadow. bye! cs.

I think he coulda done better….

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2013

13

Jun

Farrah Abraham Masturbates To Her Own Sex Tape and Got New Tits of the Day

I RAN THE EXCLUSIVE HARDCORE CLIP LAST MONTH AND I LOVED THE WAY SHE SQUIRTED , it was the highlight of the year for me. But in my defense, I have very little going on.

She was on the Howard Stern show, saying whatever gets her attention, because it’s all about selling the tapes people, you know you put yourself out there like that, you gotta make it count, otherwise you’re just a pornstar, and no one wants to be a pornstar, not even pornstars.

The hope is reality shows, public interest, Kanye West babies, etc.

The reality is more porn.

Either way, her narcissistic love for herself, took an interesting turn when she told the world she masturbates to her own porn.

HS: Do you masturbate to get through this?
FA: I masturbate to like…yeah…
HS: To what?
FA: I, like, watch my own video
HS: You do?
FA: Yeah
HS: You watch that sex video and masturbate?
FA: I do.
HS: Wow.

The interesting turn of events is that so do I, and so do most people I know who have clips of them fucking, because lets face it, sometimes your own sex, as bad as it is, is better than some ripped dude who looks like a male stripper fucking some implant bitch. You know cuz you can bring back emotions from that time and hate fuck yourself as you cry to all that went wrong.

All this to say, who doesn’t jerk off to their own porn. This isn’t shocking, it isn’t news, yet I’m posting it anyway. They have me trapped.

In other Farrah news you don’t care about…InTouch Weekly has done an exclusive expose on her much needed new implants because her tits that were the worst and now they are D cup but the pics are next level…..


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