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2014

15

Jul

Farrah Abraham and her Pussy Toy of the Day

Want to know what I love? Farrah Abraham.

I feel like I have a close relationship, because I RELEASED HER SEX TAPES TO THE INTERNET BEFORE ANYONE ELSE

I also like that she was a teen mother, clearly a bit of a sex addict, proven in the fact that she was a teen mother in the first place, who after the show, decided to do HARDCORE PORN with a Pornstar, not pretending it was a leaked video, the first one called FARRAH SUPERSTAR BACKDOOR the second called BACK DOOR AND MORE …and she was fucking amazing…

I have EXCLUSIVE CLIPS OF BOTH OF THEM

Her body was hot, her fucking was hot, and in turn she was hot…even though she was a mom….and even though she was Farrah Abraham…and even though her face looks like that…

So after going viral with the porn, making more money than Kim Kardashian from the porn, being the biggest porn of last year in sales, she disappeared for a little bit, but has now moved back into the adult industry with these awesome sex toys that have the likeliness of her vagina and luckily not of her face.. since she’s not that pretty, but her not being pretty kind of gets thrown out the window, when you see her fuck, and squirt, and take it up the ass…like an delicate flower sent from heaven to show the world how a good mom who started young and who seeks attention behaves….

So the good people at TOPCO…have licensed the exclusive use of her VAGINA for good and not evil…

I’ve already asked them to send me every single one in the set…even two or three…that I can put between my wife’s legs and fuck a new vagina that’s not as tainted as either Farrah or my wife…

You see, I would never want to deal with Farrah in person, I’ve met her and she’s a bit of a crazy person…but I am totally down to desecrate her pelvis in my basement….

So love her or hate her, you won’t be able to resist how good these pics of her celebrating her new business venture are….

Ridiculous, and amazing…I’m a fan.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS BECAUSE THEY ARE AMAZING CLICK HERE

TO WATCH HER IN PORN CLICK HERE

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2014

17

Mar

Farrah Abraham’s Weirdo Music VIdeo of the Day

Farrah Abraham has had two hits already under her belt Backdoor and More and Backdoor Mom

This one is a little stretch, maybe even off the mark a little, but I think she’s got talent, at least in the uncensored version of this, wherever it may be, because I’ve seen her fuck in her two prior hits… Backdoor and More and Backdoor Mom and she was a great fucking pornstar…even better than a seasoned veteran…but I guess that’s what happens when you’ve fucked enough by 16 to keep the kid because you’d done it a lll..

Either way, if this amazing shit spewed out of her mouth, through a computer and into your ears isn’t really for you…there’s always Backdoor and More and Backdoor Mom and I thank her for that…it makes everything she does more tolerable…

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2014

12

Feb

Teen Mom Farrah Abraham in Farrah 2 Backdoor and More EXCLUSIVE of the Day




In the event you haven’t heard. The Teen Mom Farrah Abraham dabbled in porn back in May…We had the exclusive clip that everyone loved…especially me…because I think I fell in love…

I think it was the highlight of her career, if not her life…probably more important than having her child, who if she actually cared about, would probably not be participating in unprotected sex with male pornstars, but doesn’t care about that…it’s about Farrah and all the attention she can get directed her way…and what’s not to love about that….

That’s probably why she’s releasing another one…Farrah 2 – Backdoor and more…and we have the exclusive….


TO SEE THE HARDCORE TRAILER (NSFW)
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Sure it could be footage from the first shoot she signed off on in May, not knowing there were more movies to come, but it is safe to say she is all about this, because otherwise it wouldn’t be happening…she’d be back home, working a normal job, being a normal mom…but I am so glad that she is not….

I guess her aspiring TV Series dreams like she was a Kardashian didn’t pan out so well with her sex tape, that just lead to doing more porn…and love her or hate her and everything her not so wholesome nymphomaniac publicity seeking ass is all about…I am just just I get to see her publicity seeking ass….getting fucked.


TO SEE THE HARDCORE TRAILER (NSFW)
FOLLOW THIS LINK

It may not be a leaked tape, it may not be an authentic, but it shows the world the kind of girl she is…now that we’ve already seen her backdoored and squirting…very little is left….but apparently there’s more…because she’s got all the fucking moves and she fucking loves it….but not nearly as much as I do….


TO SEE THE HARDCORE TRAILER (NSFW)
FOLLOW THIS LINK

She’s fame hungry, or just cock hungry, or just money hungry. Maybe she likes to to fuck on camera. Maybe this is her dream. I’m not a fucking therapist. I don’t care what this does to her or her families life, I mean the damage is already done…might as well keep going down this path, especially when built lil this.


TO SEE THE HARDCORE TRAILER (NSFW)
FOLLOW THIS LINK

I worry that she’s sabotaged herself, that she’s been over exposed…that no one will care about seeing her fuck, but then seeing her actually exposed, fucking like a machine, doing such a good porno job of it, I realize…this is her calling…this is her talent that and it is perfect…it makes me realize none of that bullshit that surrounds her actually matters as long as she’s just fucking perfectly…and she is…


TO SEE THE HARDCORE TRAILER (NSFW)
FOLLOW THIS LINK

I am sure she’s not the first teen mom to get into porn, if anything she did it the right way…and watching her…convinces me of that…and will convince you…

The union of a man and woman shouldn’t be a sacred thing, at least not when being filmed on a sex swing. This is hot and I generally can’t stand porn…

Good job Farrah…I bow down to your hustle…it’s a good one…If you’re not sold on how awesome she is yet….BACKDOOR AND MORE PEOPLE…BACKDOOR AND MORE….


YOU CAN GET THE SEX TAPE NOW JUST
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Thanks VIVID.com for making all our dreams come true this morning!

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2014

07

Feb

Farrah Abraham has a New Sex Tape of the Day

This is the best news ever….

THERE IS A PART 2 TO THE FARRAH ABRAHAM SEX TAPE

It’s one of those coming of christ, or at least of a teen mom attention seeker, who is doing it the right way, because filming yourself fuck when you’re a teen mom, is probably the single most relevant thing to be doing for a job, since girls who get pregnant at 16 aren’t emotionally sound…maybe even nymphomaniac attention seekers…and when the TV show gets pulled…shit gets real…

That said…it makes for a good porn…because THE FIRST FARRAH ABRAHAM SEX TAPE WAS AMAZING ANF FILLED WITH SQUIRTING AND SQUIRTING

That I can only assume the new one is going to have even more of, because the public wants more, and she needs to next level it and step her game up…

Point Being…I’m pretty happy about this news, even if at my core I don’t care about any of these fame whores…

It’s gonna be called Farrah 2: Backdoor and More and should be out in a few days.

TO SEE HER SQUIRTING THE FIRST TIME AROUND CLICK HERE

The New one looks like she’s on a sex swing…fun…

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2014

17

Jan

Farrah Abraham Buying Condoms Publicity Stunt of the Day

Farrah Abraham is pretty much a walking publicity stunt, but these pics of her are pretty fucking amazing

From HER AMAZING SEX TAPE to HER CASTING HER VAGINA FOR A SEX TOY and now she’s buying condoms and pregnancy tests…all done up with paid paparazzi there to promote her…and I think it’s as funny as it can be considering it is Farrah Abraham who is really not all that interesting..because it is Farrah Abraham….

She looks like a wreck and clearly…she doesn’t use condoms…but we’ll go with the lie..because it’s friday.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2013

23

Sep

Farrah Abraham Gets Her Vagina Cast of the Day

Anyone with a brain probably hates Farrah Abraham…for not having a brain…but I think she’s lovely…ever since I first heard about her SEX TAPE and realized this broken reality star, nympho teen mom, who likes anal and squirting, because she’s broken, nymph teen mom, looking for more attention, I knew she was special…

Here her insane video…with quotes like “People are going to jack off to me…it’s crazy”…. or “I need the Anal part to be longer” or “I was in this position when giving birth to my daughter”….or “The anus and the vagina area…” while getting her pussy and asshole moulded for a sex doll you can buy to fuck because your life is just that shitty….makes me happy…

Watch the clip…it’s nuts…at least nuts in terms of how shameless she is…she’s owning this and it’s good…


To see her squirting in her sex tape….in a DrunkenStepfather.com Exclusive from May…. CLICK HERE

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2013

04

Sep

Farrah Abraham’s in a Bikini of the Day

The highlight of my year was the Farrah Abraham sex tape…

Not because I knew who this teen mom was before the sex tape, or because I was shocked a teen mom would have a sex tape, because they did become teen mom’s by being broken bitches, and most porn chicks were probably teen moms, had they not aborted the mission, not that her sex tape was even a sex tape but more a hardcore porn….and even with the amazing squirting clip or the kind hot sex, I didn’t really care….

The highlight of my year was the Farrah Abraham sex tape because I had the squirt exclusive and probably made more money off the shit that she did.

So when I see her in a bikini, I feel like I have to jerk off to her, because that pussy has paid me over and over again, and part of me feels like it’s whore…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

TO SEE THE EXCLUSIVE SQUIRT CLIP CLICK HERE

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2013

26

Aug

Farrah Abraham in a Bikini of the Day

Farrah Abraham is still pushing bikini photoshoots because apparently people care about Farrah Abraham…at least according to Farrah Abraham…because it allows her to keep her bullshit alive as long as she fucking can…

So here is her pussy covered up with a Gene Simmons tongue, possibly a reference to how her uterus pretty much hangs out of her thanks to teen mom behavior…

But if you’re like me and prefer seeing her pussy not covered up but rather seeing it squirting in porn you can do that….because unlike most girls staging bikini pics…she’s got porn to cross reference…something all girls need…it makes her less annoying…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE


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2013

21

Aug

Farrah Abraham’s Still the Worst of the Day

Teen Mom Farrah Abraham who you may remember as the SQUIRTER IN THE BEST PORN OF THE YEAR ….or maybe as the teen mom on an MTV show that ruined the eroticism of TEEN moms by making us realize how annoying they are…all broken and thinking we care…is in Vegas….and I am in Vegas…but for some reason…we are not together…holding hands and talking about our dreams in the Stratosphere, but instead I’m watching her give her hair and make-up artist a shout out on KEEK because she’s probably paid by KEEK but more importantly, because it probably got her a discount on his services…

Now she’s in town for the Gentelmen’s Club Convention, that I should probably try to sneak into, cuz I like strippers, especially when they were once on MTV and in PORN …because they seem all the more desperate…and I like desperation….

All this to say – she’s my kind of winner…

TO SEE OUR EXCLUSIVE OF HER SEX TAPE CLICK HERE

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