Farrah Abraham Bolt Ons of the Day

2019

Jun

Farrah Abraham has made me money over the years, thanks to her staged sex tape that I was given an exclusive clip of, and that GAWKER when they still existed linked, sending 200,000 TEEN mom perverts over to the site, many of whom pulled out their CREDIT CARDS and bought her sex tape…I guess seeing a slut from MTV, who is only on MTV for being a TEEN SLUT, do hardcore porn, ANAL AND SQUIRTING, as sluts do….with a male pornstar named James Franco or some shit…

ANYWAY….

That makes her my favorite, my friend and ally, even though I haven’t met her….because none of these other whores, empowered sex positive slut or not have made me shit….

So for that I appreciate her…but I also appreciate her clown tits coming to the circus tits…with that mangled fucking face….

She may not be a legend, but she’s something…I am just not sure what.