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2022

07

Nov

Nadine Velazquez Ass of the Day

Most people forgot Nadine Valazquez, who is some 44 year old who has been in a handful of shows and movies because that’s what happens when you’re typecast by the racist Hollywood pretending that they have diversity, or using different ethnicities to tell their stories in racist ways, while paying them handsomely and distracting the audience with the glitz and glam so they don’t notice….

If you don’t tell them, they don’t notice, because if you think about their play with the black little mermaid, you’d almost forget that the general population didn’t give a fuck when they made Brandy, who is black, Cinderella and the Prince a Filipino actor….NO ONE cared and that was in 1997….so you have to fucking wonder what brainwashing they’ve done to fuck with everyone’s head so hard that all of a sudden they do care….because they know it’s pandering.

Anyway, whether casting Nadine as the hot latin actress or not was typecasting, pandering or propaganda doesn’t matter, because she’s apparently back on TV after 3-4 years of being in nothing, so we can assume this is her getting noticed with her won propaganda…still hot with that ass and titties.

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2022

26

Oct

Nadine Velazquez Nude of The Day

Nadine Velazquez is now 44 year old pussy, which means it may smell like an old basement chest where your mom keeps her wedding dress that you jerk off to….but since she’s famous, she’s probably got all the right tonics and potions and ointments to make sure the pussy doesn’t smell like mouldy musky organic matter rotting….you know, they live better lives than us an the 44 year old pussy you lure off the dating apps just fat and looking for a good time, is not the same as the 44 year old pussy that has been naked in some major movies because they needed a hot hispanic so that they weren’t called racists….or do you call them LATINX….I don’t want to assume her gender, because my friend Ralph went to Brazil in the 90s and ended up sucking tranny dick, he’s since died of AIDS, but you NEVER know….especially with that HOLLYWOOD movie magic…..meaning maybe her PUSSY doesn’t smell like BASEMENT rot because there is NOT pussy at all….just balls that are sagging lower and harder, putting strain on her prostate, making it hard for her to piss….YOU NEVER KNOW…..don’t assume the gender. RACIST!

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2022

07

Feb

Nadine Velazquez Ass of the Day

Nadine Velazquez is now 43 years old and like most senior citizens in the home, she struggles with keeping her pants on, some call it dementia, others call it opportunity….

I don’t know why the actress is walking around with her pants off, maybe she thinks she’s doing a favor for the fans, maybe she’s doing it for the views, maybe she’s just a nudist and thee fact she’s even in her bodysuit is in the way of her true self…you know exhibitionist, on a slippery slope of aging, so the ass is on the decline before it before it officially dies off…

In the event you didn’t know, I am not Nadine Velazquez. I barely even know who she is because I don’t watch dog shit movies on a regular basis, even though I think most movies are dog shit, just less dog shit than the stars in them when they aren’t in them….so I don’t know the reason, I just know 43 year old asses shouldn’t turn you on…but they do…and that’s weird…

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2021

20

May

Nadine Velazquez Nude Hot Tub of the Day

Nadine Velazquez Nude

Nadine Velazquez claims to be a hollywood actress, but for the last 5 years she’s been just posting nudes on her instagram for attention, so I am not too sure what that makes her. There’s no only fans yet, but she can leverage having been the token hispanic girl in a Denzel Washington movie to get those fans into her, remembering her, and thus PAYING her….but maybe she’s got the money she needs and doesn’t need that shit…just getting naked for the public speaks to her soul…

Maybe it’s racism, maybe she has to get naked on the internet to get noticed as a HISPANIC woman, since everything is about racism now, but I think that getting naked on the internet is less about racism and more about women being more interesting on the internet when they are naked…no one cares their ethnicity…we just want to see the tits…

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2021

27

Apr

Nadine Velazquez Nude of the Day

Nadine Velazquez is the hot, not 42 year old actress who clearly was oppressed by Hollywood Racism as she was booked on a network TV show (My Name is Earl) and “The League”….as well as blockbusters War, Flight and Snitch….where she played the hot chick…

Since I’ve never seen those movies or TV shows, shout out Jason Lee, I don’t know if she was typecast as the hot Puerto Rican, on some Sofia Vergara shit, where she played up her accent hard…or if she was more an Eva Mendes latin or LATINX if you’re woke and genderless who I didn’t know or care was of hispanic roots in the movies she was in…I was more into the tits.

Racism man…

Anyway, I dont know what she’s up to now, but she’s been naked on social media over the years in various capacities and she’s still doing it, tits and tongue out in a weird way but a god way cuz there’s tits in it.

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2021

30

Mar

Nadine Velazquez Got Her Tit Out of the Day

nadine velazquez titty

I just read something that I’ll hope is a viral meme and not actual fact, but who has time to FACT check when we’re all sitting around doing nothing all day but collecting government money…but the meme said that Universities are planning on segregating graduations based on gender, sexuality, race and socio-economic background in order to make graduating a safe space…which last I checked is some NAZI level shit….if it is true, it should be CANCELLED because that is ACTUAL racism or DISCRIMINATION…this putting people in their own separate boxes as a way to honor them, is the same as putting them in boxes to drag them behind your pick up truck, you daft retards…

ANYWAY….the good news is that Nadine Velazquez, who you may or may not know from at least on Denzel Washington movie, that has turned into a gets semi nude on social media, as a tribute to not having to be a stripper, which was her back-up plan, thanks to going “mainstream” and being cast in movies, has her TITS out…..next to a “LATINA” necklace so you know what box to put her in so that your jerking off is WOKE..and INCLUSIVE but also RACIST…you dumb fucks…

Nadine Velazquez Booty

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2021

15

Feb

Nadine Velazquez Braless of the Day

Nadine Velazquez was the token hispanic girl that was cast in a few movies and TV shows many years ago….She wwas in some Denzel Washington movie that put her on the map from what I remember, but I don’t remember much so I could be wrong..

What I do know is that Hollywood did cast people of different ethnicities over the years and this whole “HOLLYWOOD TOO WHITE” shit of the last 4-5 years seems like a lot of bullshit to me…but let the whiners whine…

She’s now 42 and taking her career by the balls by producing smut for social media… she’s been doing that strategy for a few years…I guess to remind people that Hollywood was inclusive 20 years ago when she got her start…or to remind people she still exists…and I guess when a girl feels the need to sexualize herself on the internet for attention…maybe because her IMDB has been pretty dull the last 4-5 years…maybe because she’s 42…I have no problem watching and sexualizing her with her….we’re in this together Nadine…

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2020

02

Jan

Nadine Velazquez Nude of the Day

Nadine Velazquez Nude Nipples Ass

I am late to the game on this one because I genuinely don’t give a fuck about 45 year old Nadine Velazquez.

I don’t watch shitty movies like Fast and the Furious or whatever the fuck she was on that needed a hispanic girl to tell their story or to make the world think they were inclusive…

So when I see the full nudity cry for attention I embrace it, but not too closely…like I appreciate that it happened because Instagram is a porn site and I like being reminded of that, but girls are all porn stars to some degree in how they produce content around themselves, even when they have mainstream careers…they can’t help by CRAVE being stared at, showing off, etc.

She’s 41 and has quite the stripper porn instagram body for 41…but if you’re cast for being the hot slutty hispanic girl…you better be hot and slutty for as long as you can be cuz that meal ticket will end and no one wants that to end at least not Nadine…proven by these pics…and that’s not a bad thing proven by these pics but then again everything is photoshopped to shit, or fake…so unless it’s a close up…it’s a whatever.

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2019

28

Aug

Nadine Velazquez Bikini of the Day

Nadine Velazquez Bikini

Nadine Velazquez is some near 40 years old Puerto Rican from Chicago who I would assume fucked her way into celebrity thanks to a marriage to a talent agent who got her a few gigs…only to divorce him in 2011….and land a role in FLIGHT…where she was naked and amazing…..

But that would be seen as racist, that only a hot Puerto Rican can make it by sucking dick…

To that I say, if you’re gonna suck dick, it might as well be the dick of someone who can give you the best possible, easiest fucking, life…cuz any other dick would be selling your mouth short…and it’s really not a race thing, I am sure Puerto Ricans make it in the world without sex work, I mean they are Americans after all, and they aren’t all whores who take slutty pics of themselves in their 40s cuz it is all they know..

So that fucking her way to wherever she is, is specific commentary to THIS bitch, not based on her ethnicity, cuz I see one COLOR…WHORE COLOR…not skin color…either you’re a whore who sexualizes herself or commoditizes herself for personal gain….OR you aren’t…

Nadine Velazquez Bikini


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2018

21

Nov

Nadine Velazquez Nudity of the Day

nadine velazquez tits out Naked

Nadine Velazquez is a 40 year old Puerto Rican actress who I guess likes to show her tits. Who doesn’t like to show their tits, that’s the whole reason they have tits, especially when they work in the entertainment industry, I mean how else does a girl become an actress who has starred alongside Denzel Washington in roles you probably don’t remember, an IMDB page to differentiate her from some gutter sex worker….

I’ve done posts on her before because I like to fixate on people who show their tits, and I’ve probably called her an immigrant stealing your jobs, because I am ignorant and don’t realize that Puerto Rico is part of your country, even on this day before American Thanksgiving…a time for American Pride to unite the country…or the white people on how they took over the country by tricking all them indians…

Point being, never too old to be slutty, even when you’re too old!

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