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2018

10

Oct

Nadine Velazquez Slutty Bikini Shot of the Day

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Nadine Velazquez is at it again ….

I once said: Nadine Velazquez is pushing 40, she knows she’s expiring, and has a few hours left of sex appeal… something that we can assume she used to get an acting career in the first place…it’s a rough world out there for a slut trying to stand out amongst the other sluts…

She’s probably 40 by now, but still out there putting out this half naked content for attention, followers, to express herself like the performer that she is…all to keep the momentum of her career going.

I can’t place this Nadine girl for any of the acting she’s done, I am bad at recognizing celebrities, I just assume she’s fighting for the same hispanic roles, in a inclusive Hollywood, so that they won’t hire a Puerto Rican to play a Mexican or Vice Versa, and they won’t hire a white dude who puts on a hispanic accent to play a general hispanic person – like they did in the past…that’s racist…

So people need the Hispanic they are familiar with and what better way to familiarize us than with slutty selfies…

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2018

12

Sep

Nadine Velazquez Ass Smacking Erotica of the Day

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Nadine Velazquez is slapping her ass…

Nadine Velazquez is pushing 40, she knows she’s expiring, and has a few hours left of sex appeal… something that we can assume she used to get an acting career in the first place…it’s a rough world out there for a slut trying to stand out amongst the other sluts…by being the biggest slut she can be…so that she outshines all the other sluts…so that sluts everywhere can envy her slut….because it made its way into movies…the SLUT dream…

Maybe it’s because she’s hispanic an Hollywood needs hispanic…maybe it’s because it’s a cultural thing….maybe attention seeking images isn’t even slutty at all..it’s art..high concept…not shameless…just fun…

But it gets me to notice her pretending to not give a fuck, by not shy…at 40…because she’s an exhibitionist and likes being stared at…

Who knows…it happened.

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2017

17

Jan

Nadine Velazquez Instagram Erotica of the Day

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Nadine Velazquez is pushing 40, she knows she’s expiring, and has a few hours left of sex appeal… something that we can assume she used to get an acting career in the first place…it’s a rough world out there for a slut trying to stand out amongst the other sluts…by being the biggest slut she can be…so that she outshines all the other sluts…so that sluts everywhere can envy her slut….because it made its way into movies…the SLUT dream…

Maybe it’s because she’s hispanic an Hollywood needs hispanic…maybe it’s because she’s just good at being a slut…and maybe – just maybe nude, attention seeking images isn’t even slutty at all..it’s art..high concept…not shameless…because she doesn’t give a fuck, is not shy…at 40…it’s almost over…right…

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2016

20

Sep

Nadine Velazquez for Snapchat of the Day

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Nadine Velazquez is pushing 40, she knows she’s expiring, and has a few hours left of sex appeal… something that we can assume she used to get an acting career in the first place…

Basic concept in this a competitive world out there…and girls who really want it…especially when they are ethnic are willing todo a lot of different things for the part…so only the “strong throat survives”….

She was at burning man…now she’s trying to get fit…onto new beginnings…or hoping for results when she’s half dead…at least in terms of age..

I don’t even know who this chick is, but I’m looking at her body images from before she takes on fitness from her snapchat and it’s weird.

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2016

05

Sep

Nadine Velazquez Tits at Burning Man of the Day

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I have never been to burning man, but it seems like a total nightmare to me. People who have a lot of money – trying to have some spiritual experience and find their annoying selves in the desert…like hippies who fly private jets…

You know people who call themselves burners, and forge bonds with other burners, all while doing drugs and running around naked or half naked…

Group gatherings in any form, other than mass suicides don’t really interest me, but I guess in being on a spiritual journey where showing tits is part of the equation isnt’ that bad – when they post up the pics…all nippleless – cuz they aren’t that liberated and free…but rather just full of shit as we suspected..

She’s a little too old for this, but at the same time, never too old for this…

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2016

24

Aug

Nadine Velazquez is Subtle of the Day

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Nadine Velazquez is pushing 40, let’s not call her out or mock her for using her tits to get some male attention.

She knows she’s fading and has a few hours left of sex appeal, something that we can assume she used to get an acting career in the first place…because it’s a competitive world out there…and girls are willing todo a lot of different things for the part…you know producers have all the power over these girls…like throwing raw meat at a bunch of hungry dogs…only they have more make-up, botox, fake tits, tight pants, short skirts, cleavage….but the hunger is the fucking same…now make that role for a hispanic in a white washed industry and bitch better watch out..

So let her have her cleavage…it’s what she’s got left…and let us stare, it’s what she would
want us to…it’s what the old her probably got paid to do…

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2016

17

Aug

Nadine Velazquez Tit Hanging of the Day

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Nadine Velazquez is some near 40 years old Puerto Rican from Chicago who I would assume fucked her way into celebrity thanks toa marriage to a talent agent who got her a few gigs…only to divorce him in 2011….and land a role in FLIGHT…where she was naked and amazing…..Snitch and some random TV shows, because she’s the kind of actor who will do whatever it takes to get the gig…..and the gig only happens when those tits are properly utilized …even though she’s old…

I guess her spirit animal is Sofia Vergara….tits and hispanic roots…because Hollywood really respects Hispanic women – as long as they bust out their tits…

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2013

24

Jan

Nadine Velazquez Nude Scene in FLIGHT of the Day

I wrote a very respectful post on Nadine Valazquez the other day set to some SPORTS BRA TITTY PICS ….saying that she fucked her way into a marriage to a talent agent who got her a few gigs…only to divorce him this past year….and land a role in FLIGHT…where she was naked and amazing….because she’s the kind of actor who will do whatever it takes to get the gig…..and we commend her for that…

I’ve ALREADY POSTED THIS CLIP ….back in November…cuz I am up to date on all things hot and bothered….but saw it on some blogs today and figured…why not re-live this as the movie’s now out on DVD….just cuz I may or may not be in love with her….I may or may not think we are connected at the soul…I may or may not wish I was the next guy she uses to get somewhere…anyway…even if the only place I have access is the homeless shelter….


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2013

22

Jan

Nadine Velazquez Tits on Set of Day

Nadine Velazquez is on set and shwoing off tit…which would probably be more exciting if I knew who Nadine Velazquez was….but I don’t….because I don’t watch TV….but I do have access to WIKIPEDIA…and according to Wikipedia….she married a talent agent in 2005…which happens to be the year she got her firs major role on TV…funny how things like that work out…what a random coincidence that wouldn’t make me think she fucked her way into career advancements…I mean she’s Puerto Rican…they have serious work ethic and would never do something like that with their awesome bodies….especially now that they are recently divorced….

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2012

14

Nov

Denzel Washington and Nadine Velazquez Flight Sex Scene of the Day

This is like the Halle Berry / Billy Bob Thorton in Monsterballs, interracial sex scene…only this time it is actually interracial…because Denzel is Black and the Nadine Velazquez sounds hispanic or central american…while Billy Bob…as you’d expect with a name like Billy Bob was white and Halle Berry…also white…and I have no idea why I am talking about that movie…when this pirated clip from flight…all low quality…is in front of us….all big, round, amazing assed…with a set of implants…riding an old black man with a thong…shit’s like a slow night at the stripclub…on the wrong side of the tracks…only far better paid…and I figure it’s worth watching…cuz knowing Denzel…shit’s gonna be nominated for an Oscar…you see cuz every couple years they have to give out an award to someone who isn’t white…to make it look fair, legitimate, not staged and not racist….

The movie is called FLIGHT and now you’ve seen the best part….


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Here are some pics of Nadine_Velasquez in Maxim and FHM back in 2007 and 2008 when she had her big and only break before today on a show called MY NAME IS EARL….and the League….She’s 33, married, American..and I am sure there are more pics of her floating around, but feel I’ve done my dude…showcasing her big screen ass from a movie still in theaters….I’m a hero like that….

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