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2018

29

Oct

Slutty Pre Halloween Roundup of the Day

It is Halloween on Wednesday, as you heathen evil supporters already know with celebrating your pagan events and death like the bad Christians you are….

It is the time of year we used to be excited about, because there was a period in time where people weren’t all sluts, and didn’t celebrate Halloween everyday with their social media, where they could be sluts in costumes any day of the year. There was a time when people weren’t jacking up their faces with injections and fillers to permanently be in costume for their feed….

There was that minute of time when Social media existed, but not everyone was a slut on social media yet….so their costumes were exciting. You could see the conservative coffee shop worker, or co-worker, or family memeber who you’d never see half naked…fully half naked…leading to masturbation.

Now, it’s just like every other day….but I’ll post them anyway.

So here are some of the best costumes that happened so far…you know since it was the Halloween Weekend, pre-Halloween, and these assholes try to milk it as hard as they can….

Ariel Winter as Pam Anderson and her hard nipples as Michelle Pfeiffer in Scarface

Demi Rose Mawby as a slut

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Eiza Gonzalez Latex Pussy

Halsey in a Poison Ivy thong

Ireland Baldwin Bloody Tits

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Kendall Jenner Pink Panty FemBot

Lily Rose Depp Black Panties and a Whip

Nicky Hilton as Paris Hilton with them titties out

Olivia Munn as Kim Kardashian

Paris Hilton Slutty Furby

Sarah Hyland Hiding her Stomach Scars as a Taco

Vanessa Morgan Riverdale Slutty Witch

Victoria Justice Slutty Ouija Board

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Posted in:Halloween|SFW

2018

26

Oct

Iggy Azalea At It Again in Lingerie of the Day

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Iggy Azalea – was an undocumented IMMIGRANT working ILLEGALLY in your country for many years before finally getting her visa in 2013….stealing jobs from you Americans…and mooching off your system better than you…eventually becoming trash that gets naked for attnetion on the internet with her stupid fake ass..or fake stomach..either way fake….on all fronts…

Iggy Azalea is clearly an identity crisis…but I guess it works for her…because know who this old tired bitch from Australia is…or at least who she pretends to be….a rapper not a rap-ist….She’s stright from Australia, pretends she moved to Miami at 16 to STRIP…sure she fucking did…cuz all underage Miami strippers end up with record deals you fucking liar.

I know strippers…and she isn’t a stripper no matter how half naked she gets or is….that’s just for attention, to get noticed, to get people paying attention to her because her talent and her whole concept/ music is dated and boring….

I distinctly remember meeting a random girl on the street, eventually chatting about strip clubs, to which she said she always wanted to strip, something you never hear because even strippers hate stripping, and I offered her my help because I had spent the better part of my 20s in a stripclub, often multiple times a day, because my boss at the pharmacy I worked at, was embezzling money and spending it on taking the young workers out for lap dances, which now that I think of it…is a little bit #metoo the homo version which I think is #yesplease…..so I went home and wrote up a 15 page guide to stripping, from they type of BUSH to have to the way to cocktease men…and we had our stripper educational session…where all I learned was how to get herpes…and where she probably learned that she never wanted to become a stripper…because dancing naked for some pervert in his apartment is awkward especally when he cums inside you….imagine a whole room of perverts like that! No thanks.. I wonder if I’m a dad?

Either way, IGGY or PIGGY as she prefers to be called, is getting half naked with Pizza like a MEME from 3 years ago….when instagram sluts were just getting started…..

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2018

26

Oct

Pam Anderson Nipple Slip of the Day

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Yesterday we posted Pam Anderson and Lily Rose Depp for some magazine…..

Here is her buddy Lily Rose Depp shaking her ass

But what matters, in what is probably the most important post of the day is Pam Anderson’s nipple falling out of her shirt becuase those tits, some of the most mangled and surgery-ed tits in the history of tits….tits that have inspired so many women to bleach their hair and get fake tits…and so many men to decide that fake tits on a blonde Canadian stripper is the look all women should have…there was 20 years even more of influence on a look…there are still 40 year old women out there with remnants of their being inspired by PAM….and it is hilarious….basically what seeing all the muppet faced women with face injections in 20 years will look like.

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Posted in:Lily Rose Depp|Pam Anderson|SFW

2018

26

Oct

Rita Ora Tits Out for Instagram of the Day

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Do we really need to see Rita Ora pulling out her big titty to get some attention? Is it really going to change our life or or perception of her? Not really, but she’s still doing it and that alone should be encouraged so that all the girls who want to work their way into fame as hard as Rita Ora did….can follow her lead and show us her tits.

You may not know who Rita Ora is, or you may jerk off to Rita Ora, because people still jerk off to Celebrities apparently….I don’t but you probably do….

But the life lesson from RITA ORA that we can all learn is that if you achieve some level of fame, keep pulling your tit out, and 10 years after pulling your tit out the first time, you may or may not finally be where you want to be….because that small audience you have are committed and the more you’re seen, the more you matter.

She has gone to every event the last decade, sometimes two or three in the same night in different outfits just hoping to get noticed…but what has always worked, is the tits…so just stick to iphone pics of your tits and your lucrative pop music career will carry you until you’re 50….you really just need one hit song to be set for life and I think she may finally have that…but can’t be too sure, I just look at the tits.

How about some throwback of her nipple slip…

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Posted in:Rita Ora|SFW

2018

26

Oct

Stella Maxwell Skinny and Slutty of the Day

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Look how skinny Stella Maxwell, the sex toy that belongs to Kristen Stewart, the same sex toy that belonged to other celebrities as she navigated her way from weird New Zealand hipster model – to top tier Victoria’s Secret pussy men everywhere jerk off to…and who appreciate her lesbianism because it makes her harder to get, it makes her more exciting to seduce / break out of her lesbianism, and it makes jerking off to fantasies of a threesome with her easier to visualize because you know she’s already into eating cunt…but then again, thanks to internet porn and liberals…everyone is a lesbian…

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2018

25

Oct

Shay Mitchell in a Bra for Drake of the Day

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Canada’s own Shay Mitchell, who abandoned Canada to move to America to take American jobs from American people, like Immigrants do….brought her tits out for Drake’s birthday party, because this brown girl knows how to get black guys to celebrate them, not that Drake is black, but he pretends to be, and that’s kind of the world we live in…pretend to be whatever you want to be and the world around you will accept because they are all taking selfies…

Shay Mitchell is a rich kid, turned actor, turned instagram influencer, because she leveraged her Pretty Little Liars fame to build that social media audience, while her Co-Star Ashley Benson leveraged it to eat Cara Delevignne cunt…the fat girls are always the lazy ones…while this go-getter…just does it all…youtube videos, blogs, instagram shoots, travel content…she’s working it….but not always as good as she worked it for Drake…in this costume…

Here is her fitness erotica…..

My theory is that Shay Mitchell is not a Nike fan, she doesn’t support that they support people who get on their knees because she wants to be the only one in the room on her knees….

Careers are made all kinds of ways…and obviously, she’s only doing this slutty Adidas campaign because Adidas is the one paying her and if she didn’t have an exclusivity clause in her contract..she’d be in Nike tomorrow…if they offered her money

These actors make more money off their social media brand deals than off anything else they do…they just act to get the followers to sell bullshit to.

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Posted in:SFW|Shay Mitchell

2018

25

Oct

Gabby Epstein Bikini Pussy Dance of the Day

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GABBY EPSTEINis an Australian Insta-thot…

I don’t know who Gabby Epstein is, or much about her, but she’s got 1.8 million followers on Instagram, I assume for being in her bikini all the time, like a Alexis Ren, only exactly the same, there’s endless need of what seems like endless supply for bikini pics….

That said, she’s doing the PUSSY DANCE showing off her solid PUSSY DEFINITION….and I do love pussy definition, and I do like that the pussy dance is a viral craze…just dance from your pussy girl…while your bathing suit is jacked up your pussy girl…I think I can see her uterus….or maybe that’s just her Epstein Barr Virus in her bathing suit bottoms….which is a variation of the herpes virus you know…and it is her name…weird name for an asian…maybe she’s one of those Jewish Doctors knocked up the Filipino nanny situations….

She’s a naughty girl, clearly from the dance, just watch the guy watching her, he knows….but presented as some bikini girl, like an Instagram style, like an instagram coffee shop or instagram boutique….you know the look…this is the person version….naughty…but I guess this is how the girls dance.

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Posted in:Gabby Epstein|SFW

2018

23

Oct

That Dude Lea Michele Hard Nipples of the Day

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Everyday is Halloween for Lea Michele, because like Bruce Jenner, who cut off his own DICK for the cause or for his mental health issue, that made him think he was a woman, almost as crazy as people in prison who had mental health issues tell them to do bad things and they assumed it was the devil speaking, only the world doesn’t call it mental health issues for whatever reason….Lea Michele, based on her face was born a man.

I always find it funny when I see celebrities, people who are on TV, who perform and who other people are fans of, who act like they are hot, cuz they are rich and famous, all while looking like this. You’d assume she’d be more of a behind the scenes, work in an office or something…but instead she’s on TV…which is insane because if I was doing a casting call, after pulling out my dick and asking for a blowjob I’d be like “you sure you don’t still have a dick right?”….you know how casting calls go…always ask about the dick after your dick is in the mouth…it’s less queer when you’re in too deep than knowing about it in advance…

What I am trying to say is this bitch is too ugly to be famous…but she’s got hard nipples..I guess the hormone therapy’s working…

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Posted in:Lea Michele|SFW

2018

22

Oct

Eiza Gonzalez Still Hot Fitness Erotica of the Day

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My friend Steve and I are very interested in Eiza Gonzalez and her rise to whatever the fuck she is, (Josh Duhamel’s rebound from Fergie cuz he wanted to see what a vagina feels like after years of getting fucked by Fergie and her Meth Cock)…..from wherever the fuck she was back in Mexico….because we like her tits and body…

He has sent me countless pics of her before the plastic surgery pics, where she was pretty regular and troll like, but thanks to social media and the weird body image it gives girls, and technology in plastic surgery from Fillers to less intrusive procedures, she was able to become the women she always felt she was, but didn’t see in pics of herself, like every other girl…

The point of my story is this Eiza Gonzalez, who is apparently an actress…is hot.

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Posted in:Eiza González|SFW

2018

17

Oct

Heidi V Hoback the Slutty Fishing Girl of the Day

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After the success of our first post on a Fishing Babe with Florida Style bolt on tits and fitness competition bodies, I decided to dig down and find another fishing slut, who is out there with her tits fishing for the perverts, and she comes in the form of Heidi V Hoback…..

I do think that Hoback is a funny name, she probably got teased a lot, like Get on your Ho Back, while I stick my dick in you, bring your ho back over here, I mean I am sure there are far more talented people out there to make clever HOBACK jokes, I’m just saying it’s a great last name…for a ho…

Fishing is the most popular sport in the world, which is amazing when you consider fishing a sport, it’s pretty fucking lazy and slow moving…but lots of people do it….so it’s only natural that a woman would jump in to produce fishing smut, erotica, clickbait, to capitalize on all those people…because some people in AMerica are still wholesome, with good old fashioned family values, who know that the simplicity of putting tits out there doing things that you like doing, makes it worth looking at…

What I am saying is put a bitch in a bikini doing any activity, from GYM to Fishing to Grocery Shopping and people will watch and look…since we love bikinis and we live when Hoes get on their back like Heidi of the Mountain Hoback…

Fishing /Hunting SLut for you perverts…

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