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2024

18

Oct

Eiza Gonzalez Working on her Ass of the Day

I don’t know how recent these Eiza Gonzalez workout videos are since I don’t follow any of these idiots on social media.

I also feel like we are capable of jerking off to archive pictures on our hard drives or in our minds because that shit last forever and can be pulled up for a reference when needed.

We do not have to keep chasing that new fresh content on a daily basis, which is probably why idiots like Kim Kardashian, J.Lo, Jen Aniston and the other rotten bitches they tape up, they paint and fill, in efforts that you don’t notice…

When all we really need is their archive from when they were better to jerk off to…..

Anyway, Eiza Gonzalez is inspiring to all, not because she’s packaged as the hot Mexican actress…but because she’s had so much plastic surgery done, she’s hardly the same person she was and really she may not even be the same person she started out as, the satanists that run these things like to swap people out when the original CLONE’s gone off the rails….

It’s a good lesson to tell the aspiring celebrity teens out there – ALTER EVERYTHING THROUGH SURGERY and you can win….

But at least she’s in the gym trying to sculpt naturally, since surgery can only do so much….and I’ll star at the fit ass working out because I have nothing better to do.

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2024

01

Feb

Eiza Gonzalez’s New Face Promoting Bullshit of the Day

You know, I talk about Stefan a lot and he gets mad at me all the time, because I call him hairdresser and he prefers being called a fashist-bro….involved in the New York fashion scene from afar while knowing nothing about fashion…being a homosexual who has a titty fetish and who still titty fucks girls for jokes despite being gay. I thought that was weird thing to want clarified but as a reputable news source, I’m all for the retarction and correction….

That said, he recently sent me an Eiza Gonzalez picture and asked me “Where did her Mexican Face Go”…..which I guess was in reference to all the work she’s done that has made her into an instagram AI face. You know, one of those living sex dolls that looks like a middle aged chick married to rich dudes in their designer clothing.

I guess she still gets acting work, despite turning herself into a porn face, I just don’t know when she’ll stop the fillers, injections and other procedures because girl’s looking weird…

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2024

02

Jan

Eiza Gonzalez Bikini of the Day

Eiza Gonzalez posted a bikini pic, her wikipedia says she’s a compulsive eater with some kind of over-eating eating disorder she can’t seem to manage and I find that hilarious, especially since she’s looking fit, it means she really struggled to turn the overeating to the undereating and that’s thrilling.

She is the 33 year old Mexican actress who is from Mexico city and I love all things Mexico or Mexican even when they’ve left the country for greener pastures in America, whether by jumping over border walls or doing it the legal way since she was already rich. I figure you’d have to be fucking crazy to leave Mexico, the land of opportunity, sunshine and good food to move into America, but these people do it every second of the day not realizing the shit life they’ve subscribed to.

She posted this recap video which features some semi-slutty videos of herself on her journey through life as someone who has sold her soul to the industry, is still depressed by that decision as she has to be a dancing monkey around the world, realizing that it may not be the real best life you can live, but it’s so high end and exclusive so she should be happier about it because she’s blessed….

Seems like a mental disorder to me, or like someone trying to pretend to have some depth when really just being a vapid fleshlight being passed around hollywood for personal gain and shiny things.


This year has probably been the most pivotal year of my life. Ive been my absolute happiest and my saddest. The best me and the worst. Traveled the entire world doing what I love while never been home and missing stability. The paradox of life never seizes to fascinate me. I achieved so many things I always dreamt of meanwhile crying and struggling to pick myself out of bed. Watching this video reminds me how blessed I am. Life is shocking and I sometimes feel like I’m on a rollercoaster and I can’t jump off. I’m grateful I was able to discover so many parts of me that I had never been able to. I dug so deep and worked on myself more than ever. Was more open than I’ve ever been and more broken than I’ve ever been. I guess this year was meant to build me up for what’s to come next year. I’m just grateful for my loved ones. For holding me close, for caring and loving me. This end of the year is bittersweet but watching this makes me hopeful and grateful. Thank you all for joining this 2023


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2023

19

Jul

Eiza Gonzalez Blackface of the Day

Eiza Gonzalez looks to be on a medical tourism vacation, which is what I think they are calling those retreats to Colombia, where bitches get new faces, or tits, or big round asses in third world countries because it’s more affordable or less regulated or a good way to game people when they tell you how good you look after your vacation because you can say “I got so much rest”….

Anyway, she’s out here with some other bitches, rocking some blue face, which should offend all those motherfuckers who have taken too much cordial silver and have turned blue. or all the white people out there who protest and scream at cultural appropriators…WhERE IS THE OUTRAGE…

I guess when your name is Gonzalez you can’t be called a racist, even though I’ve seen stories about hispanics being the number one group turning into White Supremacists….

The good news is that she’s stopped her compulsive eating, is vain, has had solid surgery but I think her tits have been removed, and racist or not, she’s in bikini and that’s the way I want to see Eiza Gonzalez if she’s not going to post NUDES….this is the best next thing.

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2023

29

Jun

Eiza Gonzalez Bikini of the Day

Eiza Gonzalez is the Mexican rich kid who I guess became a Mexican actress before moving the USA to further her career, since Mexicans have this complex that makes them think there’s more opportunity for them in the USA and that if they climb through a sewer to jump a wall and get there, they’ll be living the life getting under paid for shitty work the natives feel too good for, or human trafficked to rich perverts and potentially killed in the process because those rich perverts like that there’s no record of them, leading to lots of satanic sex ritual fun for them…while I’m over here thinking Mexico’s fucking awesome, why leave paradise for dog shit….

Anyway, in Eiza’s case, she could buy her visa, get in legally, make her dreams come true and fuck a bunch of celebs along the way, assuming you think Josh Duhamel of Fergie fame is a celeb…

She’s got a banging body, possibly photoshopped, possibly plastic surgeried, possibly instagram filtered and photoshopped, but the self-proclaimed over-eater, complulsive eater, looks like she hasn’t been eating at all, and that’s always hot to an anorexia supporter in this fat world like me!

Lookin’ good hot selfie!

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2022

04

Apr

Eiza Gonzalez Hard Nipple of the Day

I don’t know what Eiza Gonzalez is signing a Brazzers DVD, but that’s what I am going to assume is being signed, which brings up a pretty good fucking point, who the hell is out there asking these scumbag celebs for autographs, do people STILL get off on that shit, collect that shit, cherish the meeting of the celeb, maybe hope it will become a collectible worth money one day….or did Eiza just hire some groupies to make this titty moment for the paparazzi seem more legit…because I am of the school of the school of thought of “who the fuck is Eiza Gonzalez”…

I know she’s a Mexican actress, her mom is a manager, she had a compulsive eating issue when she was younger, so was likely fat, but has it under control now that she’s gone Hollywood…

I just don’t really buy into any celebrity origin story, assume they are all human trafficked, and just last week Eiza had bleached hair, which is apparently a sign of MK ULTRA mind control…they bleach their hair after reprogramming them….just ask KANYE WEST…who is currently in a REBOOT after his programming did a little BSOD…BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH motherfuckers…

She’s no longer blonde, how quickly these shapeshifters change, but her tits are pretty real looking, and that’s what we are here for…drape your braless body ins ome silky fabric and let us imagine you naked so we stop asking questions of where the fuck did this bitch come from and why should we care?

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2022

24

Feb

Eiza Gonzalez Bra of the Day

Eiza Gonzalez is a survivor…she had a compulsive eating disorder which means she would just keep on eating to deal with her emotions or the fact that she was molested, or part of some human trafficking ring in Mexico where they mind-controlled her and sold her to the world elites…THAT IS JUST A CONSPIRACY…RIGHT…

They never launch celebrities, give them fake origin stories, especially when they are from other countries, like MEXICO, where there is already a human trafficking problem…they just import them to the USA and cast them in TV and Movies because there are not enough American based Mexicans to fill be the Mexican character in the movies…there’s only 40 million Mexicans live in America…so let’s OUTSOURCE the talent to some random bitch like Eiza….SEEMS SUSPICIOUS TO ME…but I also know nothing…

What I do know is that Eiza is better in bra than clothed…even better topless than in the bra…so somehting to work on…and luckily her child trauma overeating is being managed so that you can think of cumming on her LATEX/RUBBER skirt…instead of being grossed out by it, thinking it’s a tarp to catch all the food that misses her mouth when she’s scarfing it down…

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2021

22

Dec

Eiza Gonzalez Bikini of the Day

Here’s a pop quiz, when taking your first glance at Eiza Gonzalez, the Mexican import who had an eating disorder where she overate due to dealing with her trauma that came in the form of a taco addiction back home….I said taco because she’s mexican…FUCKING RACIST I KNOW…she may have been addicted to other Mexican things like Tamales or CHURROS….maybe she’s just all about the MOLE sauce I don’t fucking know, that’s not part of the quiz.

The quiz is, where did you first look when looking at her bikini pics, where she’s stretched out looking lean, probably starved out knowing this was coming, or run through some bullshit filter…YOU KNOW HOW IT IS….

Because there are tits, yet I go straight for the pussy….to see if we’re dealing with a labia or a tuck, not because she’s a tranny, but because so many are and I’m into biological pussy not some Dr Frankenstein shit…

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2021

03

Mar

Eiza Gonzales Shorts and Cellulite of the Day

Eiza Gonzalez is some Mexican actress who has basically been rebuilt from the ground up, we need some BEFORE AND AFTER pics here to demonstrate just how aggressive she went on the rebuild…

She’s in AMERICA getting famous as they need Mexican actresses to pretend they are inclusive and diverse, you know how it is, so why not use an actual Mexican girl who was able to get into the USA because she was Rich in Mexico…

The funniest thing about her is that she’s had an eating disorder, which is always fun for guys into skinny bitches, but the problem with that weight fluctuations is loose fucking skin….that ends up looking like this burn victim mess.

ANd for the record her eating disorder wasn’t the good kind of starve yourself cuz skinny looks good, it was over eating from 15-20….which is so funny to me…

Actually, the funniest thing about her is that she was fucking Fergie’s husband Josh Duhamel, the A-List of the D-List straight to streaming (when streaming was a bad thign) actor….when they first broke up…speaking of Fergie…I held her hand once and it wasn’t as masculine as you’d expect…but her security wasn’t into it…

Shes’ been touring, doing media, in the paparazzi and all that shit because that’s how you establish your famousness…and she was in some Fast and Furious shit, so you know she matters, in the worst way, but still matters.

NICE SHORTS THOUGH.

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2020

24

Nov

Eiza Gonzalez Bikini of the Day

Eiza Gonzalez Bikini

Eiza González is some Mexico City born and raised, daughter of a model, who is now in the USA playing the Mexican in a few things, probably not enough things to satisfy her want to be the next Selma Hayek, because Hollywood needs Mexican nationals in their roster to call on when needed, and Hayek is 300 years old, so why not some other brat….

People who have never been to Mexico City think of it as some overpopulated cesspool of third world trash, because people are racist….and sure you can get parasites from the water there, but it’s actually a fully developed country, where there’s a rich side and a poor side. The rich side get driven around in bulletproof cars by their security, when not at their compounds, while the poor side drinks Mezcal….

I am going to assume that this one was rich, bought her work visa in the USA, and since she had some acting experience, was able to transition to english speaking roles, just as soon as she got her tits done, cuz Americans love big tits….so along with Bbay Driver, Fast and Furious Spin Off, something called Bloodshot with Vin Diesel, she’s on the map.

You may remember her as Josh Duhamel’s rebound after Fergie pulled her dick out of his ass….but the funniest thing about her, despite the before and after pics of before, showcasing all the work she’s had done, is that she’s a compulsive eater….the worst compulsion for a girl to have….

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