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2019

25

Feb

Eiza Gonzalez Bikini of the Day

Eiza Gonzalez Bikini

Eiza Gonzalez for all the Mexican love at the Oscars since 50% of the American population is Mexican…and despite your National Security wall to prevent Mexicans…they are all coming in through airplanes to steal your jobs…

What most Americans don’t know is that there are a lot of Mexicans who are white….that would really fuck with their vision of the drug cartels ruining their communities with meth…

Not all Mexicans work illegally in the jobs that you don’t want to do…like fast food dish washers and janitors, gardeners and hotel cleaning staff…

Some are like Eiza Gonzalez…rich enough to get plastic surgery to make herself hot….so that when she posts bikini pics of herself being silly…we can all jack off. Not all of us need hardcore porn to get off…some of us still appreciate a good vacation bikini selfie that makes us feel like we’re on the beach hiding behind a bush…watching the bitch..dick in hand….without the possibility of getting caught…except maybe from the phone on your camera that the FBI is tapped into…watching your every stroke…you sick fuck.

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2019

11

Feb

Eiza Gonzalez Bikini of the Day

Eiza Gonzalez Bikini

Eiza Gonzalez is a fully rebuilt Mexican in America stealing your jobs….thanks being rich and having plastic surgery…looking good…thanks to being rebuilt….good job modern face injection technology….

The way American Mexicans work….is they are either poor as fuck digging tunnels under the border, or rich as fuck, and I’ll assume this one is rich as fuck…the kind TRUMP likes.

She is the woman who Josh Duhamel had sex with after breaking up his marriage with Fergie, when he decided to go back to pussy, cuz the trans life, even in Hollywood, with all the hype, is weird….

Making Moves.

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2019

07

Jan

Eiza Gonzalez Wet Bikini of the Day

Eiza Gonzalez Bikini

Have you ever wanted to be a surfboard more than you do at this moment, a moment where Eiza Gonzalez, the woman who Josh Duhamel had sex with after breaking up his marriage with Fergie, when he decided to go back to pussy, cuz the trans life, even in Hollywood, with all the hype, is weird….

She’s a rich Mexican slut, who has climbed over your border wall via LAX airport….where she likely invested over 500,000 dollars into the country, or maybe she got her O-1 visa for being of exceptional ability, thanks to a career in Mexico that the USA wants a piece of….

She didn’t look like this back in Mexico, but with some plastic surgery and face fillers, we can all look like Kardashians….even Bruce Jenner did it….

Science…far more interesting now than when I was in High School making Volcanos mixing Vinegar and baking Soda…

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2018

10

Dec

Eiza Gonzalez Bikini of the Day

Eiza Gonzalez is the hot Mexican actress who has jumped the wall legally to steal all your fucking jobs in America…and your men…I’m talking to you FERGIE….because after her divorce to Joshy, he ended up sticking it in this….which must have been fun for him…an actual vagina for a change….you know since Fergie has a dick and uses the other vagina…her anus vagina…

Well…on that note, this Eiza Gonzalez, who wasn’t hot in Mexico, but was famous has fully rebuilt herself, my friend Steve is obsessed with her, and I figure I’ll post up the new her to prepare you for a new year, cuz things don’t have to always remain how they are…sometimes face injections and tits can make you the star you want to be. Carry that with you through this Holiday season….

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2018

26

Nov

Eiza Gonzalez Still Hot in a Bikini of the Day

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Eiza Gonzalez in all her plastic surgery glory, has been rebuilt like an old fucking car, found in Mexico and imported to America, because the frame was still good, it didn’t have any rust thanks to their dry desert heat, only unlike the two years old that parents are trying to throw over the border, who is getting tear gassed because his parents are irresponsible and not going through the proper measures to get through the border to take advantage of some Asylum clause that doesn’t apply to me when I go to Plattsburgh New York for some cheap booze, gas and all my American snacks, it is only a 45 minute drive that has in the past got me interrogated on both sides of the border, because that’s what the BORDER is supposed to do….

As a Canadian, I can only spend under 6 months legally in the country, not working, which is easy since I don’t work…I can’t just decide “I am moving to America” and just move to America. I’d have to marry a lonely fat bitch, or I’d have to get a work visa…there is a system in place…so when I see people getting tear gassed, I’m like at least they aren’t being shot…

Eiza, an actress, who fucked Fergie’s husband after they split to solidify herself in America..is likely a rich Mexican who bought her way into the country…or got a visa from being a hot chick with an agency ready to exploit her like a sex worker, but for entertainment…and here she is stealing your men and jobs in a bikini being hot.

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2018

20

Nov

Eiza Gonzalez Hot in a Wet Bikini of the Day

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I have told you about my friend Steve and his unhealthy obsession with Eiza Gonzalez and her rise to whatever the fuck she is….

Her claim to fame, at least in America is that she was Josh Duhamel’s rebound from Fergie cuz he wanted to see what a vagina feels like after years of getting fucked by Fergie and her Meth Cock…..yes, Fergie has a Meth Cock….

But as it turns out, he has sent me countless pics of her before the plastic surgery pics, where she was pretty regular and troll like, probably rich and on TV in Mexico, but thanks to social media and the weird body image it gives girls, the distorted dysmorphia, the demand for a specific look, coupled with the readily available procedures, these average looking girls, with a little investment into themselves, their FAVORITE investment, are able to become the woman she always felt she was….a MUPPET HEAD…

The point of my story is this Eiza Gonzalez, who is apparently an actress…is hot and likely got her tits from the same factory that gave Salma Hayek her tits, and we know how that worked out for her….pretty good.

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2018

12

Nov

Eiza Gonzalez is Hot of the Day

Eiza Gonzalez Big Tits Tight Bikini Pussy Print

If you google Eiza Gonzalez, you will find some Mexican Actress who is in America thanks to being rich, or being connected thanks to her Mexican career….you know jumping the wall and living in America Illegally, stealing your jobs as an Actress, rather than doing the jobs you don’t want to do like chambermaid at the hotel, cuz she’s rich and above that…you see there are rich people in Mexico and not just the drug cartels…and those rich people can hire lawyers and get USA visas to live and work….legally….

If you google Eiza Gonzalez, you’ll see all the fucking plastic surgery she’s got to rebuild herself like all these plastic whores are doing…and for some reason…she got real good work done and doesn’t look like a muppet Kardashian…which may be why people go to Mexico for that Discount surgery shit….you know those butt implants in back alleys getting Staph Infection erotica…cuz you know how fucking desperate these idiots are to be hot…that they are willing to do that to themselves…it is hilarious….

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2018

22

Oct

Eiza Gonzalez Still Hot Fitness Erotica of the Day

Eiza Gonzalez Tits Pussy Print Tight LEggings Fitness Erotica

My friend Steve and I are very interested in Eiza Gonzalez and her rise to whatever the fuck she is, (Josh Duhamel’s rebound from Fergie cuz he wanted to see what a vagina feels like after years of getting fucked by Fergie and her Meth Cock)…..from wherever the fuck she was back in Mexico….because we like her tits and body…

He has sent me countless pics of her before the plastic surgery pics, where she was pretty regular and troll like, but thanks to social media and the weird body image it gives girls, and technology in plastic surgery from Fillers to less intrusive procedures, she was able to become the women she always felt she was, but didn’t see in pics of herself, like every other girl…

The point of my story is this Eiza Gonzalez, who is apparently an actress…is hot.

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2018

15

Oct

Eiza Gonzalez Tight Bikini Body of the Day

Eiza Gonzalez Big TIts Tight Body Black Thong

Eiza Gonzalez showed off her awesome Mexican Tits…

She was the Mexican Actress with awesome Mexican Tits…we call them Al Pastor Tits…with a side of Guac tits…the way we like tits…

Now, she’s the make it in America thanks to immigration laws being lenient on girls with amazing tits…who have established careers in their home country and realize that LA is really the place she wants to be….that’s where people get extra super international famous because being Famous in Mexico and rich in Mexico with all that Drug Cartel money wasn’t enough for her…

So while in America…she has learned how to produce slutty clickbait with those tits, she’s also learned how to take advantage of the celeb obsessed gossip loving culture by being Josh Duhamel’s first pussy after FERGIE….

Milking it like we want to milk her…I mean those tits…need milking…and aren’t going to milk themselves I mean unless they need more IG followers…then they will.



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2018

08

Oct

Eiza Gonzalez Booty Workout Erotica of the Day

Eiza Gonzalez Booty Workout Nude Leggings Big Ass

Eiza Gonzalez is some Mexican rich kid actress who is now in America trying to make it…

Eiza Gonzalez was taking advantage of the the scandal that came when she was banging Fergie’s Ex husband and baby daddy, who may or may not be in his 60s, because Eiza Gonzalez knows how to work the scene…the tabloid scene….knowing that the paparazzi are there and are interested in the Fergie love story…not the Eiza Gonzalez love story….she was a third level character in the storyline…

I don’t think she’s still fucking Josh Duhamel, but the fact I knew she was fucking Josh Duhamel is pretty impressive to me, because I typically don’t know who is who, and what is what…..because ultimately I don’t care..

But I will watch a bitch squat for social media like whore….who is probably a whore…I mean why would I be writing about anyone who isn’t a whore…


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