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2020

24

Nov

Eiza Gonzalez Bikini of the Day

Eiza Gonzalez Bikini

Eiza González is some Mexico City born and raised, daughter of a model, who is now in the USA playing the Mexican in a few things, probably not enough things to satisfy her want to be the next Selma Hayek, because Hollywood needs Mexican nationals in their roster to call on when needed, and Hayek is 300 years old, so why not some other brat….

People who have never been to Mexico City think of it as some overpopulated cesspool of third world trash, because people are racist….and sure you can get parasites from the water there, but it’s actually a fully developed country, where there’s a rich side and a poor side. The rich side get driven around in bulletproof cars by their security, when not at their compounds, while the poor side drinks Mezcal….

I am going to assume that this one was rich, bought her work visa in the USA, and since she had some acting experience, was able to transition to english speaking roles, just as soon as she got her tits done, cuz Americans love big tits….so along with Bbay Driver, Fast and Furious Spin Off, something called Bloodshot with Vin Diesel, she’s on the map.

You may remember her as Josh Duhamel’s rebound after Fergie pulled her dick out of his ass….but the funniest thing about her, despite the before and after pics of before, showcasing all the work she’s had done, is that she’s a compulsive eater….the worst compulsion for a girl to have….

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