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2020

23

Jul

Eiza Gonzalez is The Captain Now of the Day

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Eiza Gonzalez is some Mexican rich kid who bought her way into LA whether through her acting portfolio which got her a visa, or maybe through her being rich, where she just had to bring over a million dollars with her, either way, she’s here to stay as she tries to navigate American celebrity, or the lack of celebrity she’s clearly got, because the only thing I know her for is fucking Fergie’s husband or ex husband when they first split up, which isn’t saying much for her beyond that she’s a groupie, since Duhamel was married to fergie and may or may not be into trannies…

What I will say is that this self proclaimed compulsive eater who I guess battled with her weight has used Kardashian tactics to basically rebuild herself, you can see what look like scars on her stomach from the LIPOSUCTION that they probably re-inserted in her ass and tits as they do….so when a bitch with big tits says they aren’t implants they may well be just injected with her gunt…

I am not hating on Eiza or whatever this ship captain shit is…

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She’s a bitch on a boat and boats get bitches so there’s that…

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2020

24

Jun

Eiza Gonzalez New Boyfriend of the Day

Eiza Gonzalez New Boyfriend

Eiza Gonzalez is some Mexican Rich kid turned actress in Mexico because when you’re rich in Mexico, you get what you want….it’s one of those countries where white people just assume it’s a bunch of poor people working in Tortilla huts making tacos, but the reality is it’s a real country, with massive business and infrastructure, and thus has amble room for rich fuckers to get into the corrupt way of life, and become billionaires….whether they do it the El Chapo fill houses up with pallets of money…or owning telecom businesses because motherfuckers need cellphones…it’s a legit place.

She moved to LA to do the whole “let’s get actually famous”, because rich people can buy citizenship or Green Cards, especially when they are already famous in Mexico….and the industry needs diversity…and clearly she needs diversity, since she’s dating a fag.

His name Timothee Chalamet, he once fucked Lily Rose Depp’s cankles. The gossip sites say he was responsible for a Chlamydia outbreak when he was at NYU, because I guess he fucks girls and gives them a gift they probably weren’t fully singing up for, but probably expected since young people all fuck condomless, there’s no AIDS scare getting in the way of fun, plus the CLAP is just an infection…all you need is an antibiotic to clear it up…no biggy.

Eiza Gonzalez has been on the PR hustle for a while, she was Josh Duhamel’s pussy after Fergie, and who the fuck cares about what other scams she’s pulling, like the EXTENSIVE plastic surgeries she’s had.

She’s 30 and every bitch has been rebuilt especially when they move to LA for that new life…where she fucks 24 year old gay dudes….exciting

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2019

21

Oct

Eiza Gonzalez Panty Flash of the Day

Eiza Gonzalez Upskirt Panty Flash

Eiza Gonzalez is some pussy that was Josh Duhamel’s new pussy after years of being married to Fergie who is likely without a pussy, because those Meth Addicts are always the mentally unstable ones who may or may not be trans…..

Before trans was a preschool issue, you know tell your kid who just stopped wetting the bed that he can live his life as a girl, all he needs to do is take these hormones, so that the family can feel progressive and part of the narrative of social media….and before trans was a high school issue for the weird kids trying to find a community to be a part of…it was a thing of drug addict prostitutes like Fergie..

Not that this is about Fergie, just about her husband’s comeback to pussy, his pussy homecoming, unless of course this one is trans too…can’t tell cuz panties are in the way

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2019

11

Sep

Emma Roberts Eiza Gonzalez Lesbian Kiss of the Day

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Emma Roberts and Eiza Gonzalez are in some new movie called Paradise Hills, making out….because everyone is a fucking lesbian now…

It’s nice to see rebuilt Eiza Gonzalez, best known for being Fergie’s ex husband’s rebound, taking her rebuilt face to the TV screen like thee rich Mexican she is…

This is hardly the Lesbian Porn I am interested in, because I am not into any lesbian porn, it all bores me..there is no climax…and lesbians for the most part suck as a concept, not dick but pussy, with all their knitting, refinishing furniture, vintage clothes shopping and DICK hating…

But I like Emma Roberts and her rags to riches story of breaking into Hollywood…while odds were against her…

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2019

25

Feb

Eiza Gonzalez Bikini of the Day

Eiza Gonzalez Bikini

Eiza Gonzalez for all the Mexican love at the Oscars since 50% of the American population is Mexican…and despite your National Security wall to prevent Mexicans…they are all coming in through airplanes to steal your jobs…

What most Americans don’t know is that there are a lot of Mexicans who are white….that would really fuck with their vision of the drug cartels ruining their communities with meth…

Not all Mexicans work illegally in the jobs that you don’t want to do…like fast food dish washers and janitors, gardeners and hotel cleaning staff…

Some are like Eiza Gonzalez…rich enough to get plastic surgery to make herself hot….so that when she posts bikini pics of herself being silly…we can all jack off. Not all of us need hardcore porn to get off…some of us still appreciate a good vacation bikini selfie that makes us feel like we’re on the beach hiding behind a bush…watching the bitch..dick in hand….without the possibility of getting caught…except maybe from the phone on your camera that the FBI is tapped into…watching your every stroke…you sick fuck.

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2019

11

Feb

Eiza Gonzalez Bikini of the Day

Eiza Gonzalez Bikini

Eiza Gonzalez is a fully rebuilt Mexican in America stealing your jobs….thanks being rich and having plastic surgery…looking good…thanks to being rebuilt….good job modern face injection technology….

The way American Mexicans work….is they are either poor as fuck digging tunnels under the border, or rich as fuck, and I’ll assume this one is rich as fuck…the kind TRUMP likes.

She is the woman who Josh Duhamel had sex with after breaking up his marriage with Fergie, when he decided to go back to pussy, cuz the trans life, even in Hollywood, with all the hype, is weird….

Making Moves.

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2019

07

Jan

Eiza Gonzalez Wet Bikini of the Day

Eiza Gonzalez Bikini

Have you ever wanted to be a surfboard more than you do at this moment, a moment where Eiza Gonzalez, the woman who Josh Duhamel had sex with after breaking up his marriage with Fergie, when he decided to go back to pussy, cuz the trans life, even in Hollywood, with all the hype, is weird….

She’s a rich Mexican slut, who has climbed over your border wall via LAX airport….where she likely invested over 500,000 dollars into the country, or maybe she got her O-1 visa for being of exceptional ability, thanks to a career in Mexico that the USA wants a piece of….

She didn’t look like this back in Mexico, but with some plastic surgery and face fillers, we can all look like Kardashians….even Bruce Jenner did it….

Science…far more interesting now than when I was in High School making Volcanos mixing Vinegar and baking Soda…

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2018

10

Dec

Eiza Gonzalez Bikini of the Day

Eiza Gonzalez is the hot Mexican actress who has jumped the wall legally to steal all your fucking jobs in America…and your men…I’m talking to you FERGIE….because after her divorce to Joshy, he ended up sticking it in this….which must have been fun for him…an actual vagina for a change….you know since Fergie has a dick and uses the other vagina…her anus vagina…

Well…on that note, this Eiza Gonzalez, who wasn’t hot in Mexico, but was famous has fully rebuilt herself, my friend Steve is obsessed with her, and I figure I’ll post up the new her to prepare you for a new year, cuz things don’t have to always remain how they are…sometimes face injections and tits can make you the star you want to be. Carry that with you through this Holiday season….

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2018

26

Nov

Eiza Gonzalez Still Hot in a Bikini of the Day

Eiza Gonzalez Tits Wet Bikini

Eiza Gonzalez in all her plastic surgery glory, has been rebuilt like an old fucking car, found in Mexico and imported to America, because the frame was still good, it didn’t have any rust thanks to their dry desert heat, only unlike the two years old that parents are trying to throw over the border, who is getting tear gassed because his parents are irresponsible and not going through the proper measures to get through the border to take advantage of some Asylum clause that doesn’t apply to me when I go to Plattsburgh New York for some cheap booze, gas and all my American snacks, it is only a 45 minute drive that has in the past got me interrogated on both sides of the border, because that’s what the BORDER is supposed to do….

As a Canadian, I can only spend under 6 months legally in the country, not working, which is easy since I don’t work…I can’t just decide “I am moving to America” and just move to America. I’d have to marry a lonely fat bitch, or I’d have to get a work visa…there is a system in place…so when I see people getting tear gassed, I’m like at least they aren’t being shot…

Eiza, an actress, who fucked Fergie’s husband after they split to solidify herself in America..is likely a rich Mexican who bought her way into the country…or got a visa from being a hot chick with an agency ready to exploit her like a sex worker, but for entertainment…and here she is stealing your men and jobs in a bikini being hot.

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2018

20

Nov

Eiza Gonzalez Hot in a Wet Bikini of the Day

Eiza Gonzalez Hot in a Wet Bikini 2

I have told you about my friend Steve and his unhealthy obsession with Eiza Gonzalez and her rise to whatever the fuck she is….

Her claim to fame, at least in America is that she was Josh Duhamel’s rebound from Fergie cuz he wanted to see what a vagina feels like after years of getting fucked by Fergie and her Meth Cock…..yes, Fergie has a Meth Cock….

But as it turns out, he has sent me countless pics of her before the plastic surgery pics, where she was pretty regular and troll like, probably rich and on TV in Mexico, but thanks to social media and the weird body image it gives girls, the distorted dysmorphia, the demand for a specific look, coupled with the readily available procedures, these average looking girls, with a little investment into themselves, their FAVORITE investment, are able to become the woman she always felt she was….a MUPPET HEAD…

The point of my story is this Eiza Gonzalez, who is apparently an actress…is hot and likely got her tits from the same factory that gave Salma Hayek her tits, and we know how that worked out for her….pretty good.

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