Eiza Gonzalez is some Mexican rich kid who bought her way into LA whether through her acting portfolio which got her a visa, or maybe through her being rich, where she just had to bring over a million dollars with her, either way, she’s here to stay as she tries to navigate American celebrity, or the lack of celebrity she’s clearly got, because the only thing I know her for is fucking Fergie’s husband or ex husband when they first split up, which isn’t saying much for her beyond that she’s a groupie, since Duhamel was married to fergie and may or may not be into trannies…
What I will say is that this self proclaimed compulsive eater who I guess battled with her weight has used Kardashian tactics to basically rebuild herself, you can see what look like scars on her stomach from the LIPOSUCTION that they probably re-inserted in her ass and tits as they do….so when a bitch with big tits says they aren’t implants they may well be just injected with her gunt…
I am not hating on Eiza or whatever this ship captain shit is…
She’s a bitch on a boat and boats get bitches so there’s that…
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