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2020

24

Jun

Eiza Gonzalez New Boyfriend of the Day

Eiza Gonzalez New Boyfriend

Eiza Gonzalez is some Mexican Rich kid turned actress in Mexico because when you’re rich in Mexico, you get what you want….it’s one of those countries where white people just assume it’s a bunch of poor people working in Tortilla huts making tacos, but the reality is it’s a real country, with massive business and infrastructure, and thus has amble room for rich fuckers to get into the corrupt way of life, and become billionaires….whether they do it the El Chapo fill houses up with pallets of money…or owning telecom businesses because motherfuckers need cellphones…it’s a legit place.

She moved to LA to do the whole “let’s get actually famous”, because rich people can buy citizenship or Green Cards, especially when they are already famous in Mexico….and the industry needs diversity…and clearly she needs diversity, since she’s dating a fag.

His name Timothee Chalamet, he once fucked Lily Rose Depp’s cankles. The gossip sites say he was responsible for a Chlamydia outbreak when he was at NYU, because I guess he fucks girls and gives them a gift they probably weren’t fully singing up for, but probably expected since young people all fuck condomless, there’s no AIDS scare getting in the way of fun, plus the CLAP is just an infection…all you need is an antibiotic to clear it up…no biggy.

Eiza Gonzalez has been on the PR hustle for a while, she was Josh Duhamel’s pussy after Fergie, and who the fuck cares about what other scams she’s pulling, like the EXTENSIVE plastic surgeries she’s had.

She’s 30 and every bitch has been rebuilt especially when they move to LA for that new life…where she fucks 24 year old gay dudes….exciting

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