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2024

04

Nov

Muppet Face Eiza Gonzalez’s See Through Dress at an Event of the Day

Sometimes I wonder if these women who turn their faces into some sort of MUPPET AI is an attack on our freedoms.

Is this a concerted effort to brainwash men into wanting to fuck sex dolls as they destroy the family and breed their hybrid future humans in a lab. You know so you can focus on being productive for the communist regime.

Or is this just a product of women being raised with dolls and wanting to look like dolls because they feel it’s a better look thank their standard rot.

I just know that they all have this look and it creeps me the fuck out, some bobble head shit….

Eiza Gonzalez, who is a celebrated Mexican stealing your jobs, has had some work done…a lot of work done….consistent new faces that have her living as a celebrated actress in the Hollywood machine….has that muppet look, men are being trained to jerk off to it, and here she is in a sheer dress with visible bra at some fancy bullshit event….

In other news, she has been training her ass:

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2024

29

Oct

Eiza Gonzalez Fitness Ass of the Day

Eiza Gonzalez is a Mexican stealing your job that you’re too lazy or poor to run after because you’re just doing your best to survive in these inflationary times.

She probably didn’t come to America illegally, through a human trafficking cartel that decided that she’d be a better hollywood star than prostitute, drug mule or whatever.

She had the power behind the demons in Hollywood to endorse her and get her in and it’s quite exciting for her and I guess for Hollywood because they have limited hot chicks in play.

The funniest fact about her is that she had some over-eating eating disorder due to childhood trauma or her mom dying or some shit…

She’s taking that over-eating and targeted her ass, through squats and ass fitness with an ass fitness routine worth jerking off to.

I mean it’s almost pornographic, but I’d assume any gym visit is with all the whores out there, not that I’d ever go to a gym, that’s for queers.

Eiza Gonzalez is clearly feeling good about her fitness journey because she wore a sheer outfit to Jimmy Kimmel, probably because she know that Jimmy Kimmel doesn’t hit quite like the late night talk shows hit in the past, so if you want to get attention when doing mandatory stops at them because your contract stipulates that for any moves you do, you take it upon your crafty Mexican self to make the most of it, to go viral and to get noticed…

Kimmel did call her an “Attractive Person” because he’s not allowed to assume her gender, and he didn’t make her jump on trampolines in slow motion which is really disappointing but that’s what sellouts do, they lose their CORE…

Unfortunately the useless paparazzi scumbags who killed Princess Diana for the Crown didn’t get any shots of her DUMPER…

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2024

17

Jul

Eiza Gonzalez is a Yacht Girl of the Day

Eiza Gonzalez is marketed as the kind of Mexican you want stealing your jobs, because she was rich in Mexico and came in the legal way. You see, Mexico is a developed nation with billionaires and clearly Eiza Gonzalez appeals to that crowd on a level where they decided to export her like she was a case of Corona or a obscure hipster Mezcal…human trafficking amongst the rich….

She’s on a Yacht in a skimpy bikini, which doesn’t really do her Mexican being Human Trafficked to billionaire story any favors….the whole throwing these women into shitty movies is strictly a mechanism to divert and distract you from thinking they are being trafficked…

It would explain why they altered her face so aggressively through surgery procedures, so that the old EIZA doesn’t show up on any INTERPOL databases….an international fugitive on the run…or missing person’s case…hiding in plain site.

Google the before pics of Eiza of the past, it’s not even the same person..in a good way.

I saw her in some bullshit streaming movie the other day and I thought to myself “damn this girl is terrible”…

Luckily, the billionaires like her enough to keep her in the mix and keep giving her work…..

It’s not taco tuesday…but for the right price it can be taco any day of the week….apparently…

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2024

18

Jun

Eiza Gonzalez Tits in Action of the Day

Eiza Gonzalez is some Mexican starlet who didn’t have to climb any walls or cross any rivers to get into the USA, she used more sophisticated human traffickers who got her a work visa based on her career in Mexico….one she wanted to build in the USA as the Mexican pussy they need to cast since half of America is Mexican, just not good enough to be considered for the roles Eiza was considered for….so they imported talent for that.

She doesn’t look like the typical middle aged Mexican woman working the taco stand, making those corn tortillas, looking like she’s birthed many kids thanks to their catholic ideals….

She is a little boxy, lacking of a waist to hip ratio, which makes me think she’s either a man fooling us, or a fat chick with a man body who starves herself out.

She’s had plenty of plastic surgery done, just no rib removals yet.

She’s in Ibiza speaking Spanish, I’m sure.

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2024

16

May

Eiza Gonzalez Upskirt of the Day

Eiza Gonzalez is some Mexican actress who legally jumped the wall and established a life for herself in Hollywood…where she’s spent her time jacking up her face with all the fun procedures that people typically go to Mexico to get.

In being an important actress, she gets invited to important fashion events, where she wore a set of fuck me boots and posed in the car with her legs up in the air, ready for a dicking….

I am not sure if you can see much in this upskirt, I’m not seeing her BURRITO…or her TAMALE…but it’s the idea of an upskirt that counts…you know the fantasy.

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2024

02

Jan

Eiza Gonzalez Bikini of the Day

Eiza Gonzalez posted a bikini pic, her wikipedia says she’s a compulsive eater with some kind of over-eating eating disorder she can’t seem to manage and I find that hilarious, especially since she’s looking fit, it means she really struggled to turn the overeating to the undereating and that’s thrilling.

She is the 33 year old Mexican actress who is from Mexico city and I love all things Mexico or Mexican even when they’ve left the country for greener pastures in America, whether by jumping over border walls or doing it the legal way since she was already rich. I figure you’d have to be fucking crazy to leave Mexico, the land of opportunity, sunshine and good food to move into America, but these people do it every second of the day not realizing the shit life they’ve subscribed to.

She posted this recap video which features some semi-slutty videos of herself on her journey through life as someone who has sold her soul to the industry, is still depressed by that decision as she has to be a dancing monkey around the world, realizing that it may not be the real best life you can live, but it’s so high end and exclusive so she should be happier about it because she’s blessed….

Seems like a mental disorder to me, or like someone trying to pretend to have some depth when really just being a vapid fleshlight being passed around hollywood for personal gain and shiny things.


This year has probably been the most pivotal year of my life. Ive been my absolute happiest and my saddest. The best me and the worst. Traveled the entire world doing what I love while never been home and missing stability. The paradox of life never seizes to fascinate me. I achieved so many things I always dreamt of meanwhile crying and struggling to pick myself out of bed. Watching this video reminds me how blessed I am. Life is shocking and I sometimes feel like I’m on a rollercoaster and I can’t jump off. I’m grateful I was able to discover so many parts of me that I had never been able to. I dug so deep and worked on myself more than ever. Was more open than I’ve ever been and more broken than I’ve ever been. I guess this year was meant to build me up for what’s to come next year. I’m just grateful for my loved ones. For holding me close, for caring and loving me. This end of the year is bittersweet but watching this makes me hopeful and grateful. Thank you all for joining this 2023


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2023

31

Jul

Eiza Gonzalez Brings the Thong Bikini Ass oN Vacation of the Day

Eiza Gonzalez is the Mexican actress who had some compulsive eating disorder, where she compulsively ate herself into what I assume was fatness, before dialing back on the compulsive eating and realizing that if she wanted to make it in America, more sepcifically hollywood, she’d need to be hot enough for the decision makers in Hollywood to want to fuck, so that she’d get cast as the hot Mexican character in those movies….

She was already rich in Mexico, richer now that she’s had some Hollywood dick up in her, to swap out the compulsive eating with the taking loads from industry dudes….and now she is being fancy on a yacht in a thong bikini, showing that taco eating Mexican ass which looks pretty good to me, but I am a fan of all things Mexican from Tacos to the tacos of female Mexican Nationals even if they’ve jumped the wall and made it in America due to being rich.

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2023

19

Jul

Eiza Gonzalez Blackface of the Day

Eiza Gonzalez looks to be on a medical tourism vacation, which is what I think they are calling those retreats to Colombia, where bitches get new faces, or tits, or big round asses in third world countries because it’s more affordable or less regulated or a good way to game people when they tell you how good you look after your vacation because you can say “I got so much rest”….

Anyway, she’s out here with some other bitches, rocking some blue face, which should offend all those motherfuckers who have taken too much cordial silver and have turned blue. or all the white people out there who protest and scream at cultural appropriators…WhERE IS THE OUTRAGE…

I guess when your name is Gonzalez you can’t be called a racist, even though I’ve seen stories about hispanics being the number one group turning into White Supremacists….

The good news is that she’s stopped her compulsive eating, is vain, has had solid surgery but I think her tits have been removed, and racist or not, she’s in bikini and that’s the way I want to see Eiza Gonzalez if she’s not going to post NUDES….this is the best next thing.

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2023

29

Jun

Eiza Gonzalez Bikini of the Day

Eiza Gonzalez is the Mexican rich kid who I guess became a Mexican actress before moving the USA to further her career, since Mexicans have this complex that makes them think there’s more opportunity for them in the USA and that if they climb through a sewer to jump a wall and get there, they’ll be living the life getting under paid for shitty work the natives feel too good for, or human trafficked to rich perverts and potentially killed in the process because those rich perverts like that there’s no record of them, leading to lots of satanic sex ritual fun for them…while I’m over here thinking Mexico’s fucking awesome, why leave paradise for dog shit….

Anyway, in Eiza’s case, she could buy her visa, get in legally, make her dreams come true and fuck a bunch of celebs along the way, assuming you think Josh Duhamel of Fergie fame is a celeb…

She’s got a banging body, possibly photoshopped, possibly plastic surgeried, possibly instagram filtered and photoshopped, but the self-proclaimed over-eater, complulsive eater, looks like she hasn’t been eating at all, and that’s always hot to an anorexia supporter in this fat world like me!

Lookin’ good hot selfie!

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2022

04

Apr

Eiza Gonzalez Hard Nipple of the Day

I don’t know what Eiza Gonzalez is signing a Brazzers DVD, but that’s what I am going to assume is being signed, which brings up a pretty good fucking point, who the hell is out there asking these scumbag celebs for autographs, do people STILL get off on that shit, collect that shit, cherish the meeting of the celeb, maybe hope it will become a collectible worth money one day….or did Eiza just hire some groupies to make this titty moment for the paparazzi seem more legit…because I am of the school of the school of thought of “who the fuck is Eiza Gonzalez”…

I know she’s a Mexican actress, her mom is a manager, she had a compulsive eating issue when she was younger, so was likely fat, but has it under control now that she’s gone Hollywood…

I just don’t really buy into any celebrity origin story, assume they are all human trafficked, and just last week Eiza had bleached hair, which is apparently a sign of MK ULTRA mind control…they bleach their hair after reprogramming them….just ask KANYE WEST…who is currently in a REBOOT after his programming did a little BSOD…BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH motherfuckers…

She’s no longer blonde, how quickly these shapeshifters change, but her tits are pretty real looking, and that’s what we are here for…drape your braless body ins ome silky fabric and let us imagine you naked so we stop asking questions of where the fuck did this bitch come from and why should we care?

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