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2021

17

Feb

Eiza Gonzalez in a Tight Dress for Kimmel…of the Day

Eiza Gonzalez is some Mexican actress who has made the transition, not the kind of transition you’re into, you tranny lover, but the transition Mexican actresses are into, because it means making more money, by hitting the whole HOLLYWOOD thing….knowing they’ll need Mexican starlets…

She was in Fast and Furiour garbage and Baby Driver….and I guess her agents, managers and PR people are pushing her aggressively to be the next Salma Hayek….without the tits…

She’s been pretty doctored by plastic surgery, I’ve seen before and after pics, but who the fuck hasn’t these days…..

The reason she’s on the hustle is because they have her in the Godzilla vs Kong movie, and two other projects that are in the works….so it’s one of those LET’S MAKE IT COUNT…

So from Kimmel, to papparazzi pics, to photoshoots, she exists….

And here she is in some green dress on KIMMEL, so I assume she’s making enough moves to get on late night TV no one fucking watches….at least I hope no one fucking watches…

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Here she is in some photoshoot…

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2020

09

Dec

Eiza Gonzalez Risking COVID on the Subway of the Day

I know what you’re thinking, is this the position Eiza was in when Josh Duhamel went back to heterosexual sex after breaking it off with his man Fergie…?

Or maybe you’re wondering why the Mexican actress who rebuilt her face, it’s all angular, as she strives to be the next Mexican actress to infiltrate American cinema because she was rich enough to buy her work visa, so she didn’t have to dig a tunnel to Weinstein’s house.

I don’t know if she’s that accomplished yet, but people do confuse her for being hot, forgetting she’s the kind of hot that ends up making ugly babies after it gets knocked up because what you see is not what you get..Think “Demi Moore’s Kids”…that bitch spent 10 million dollars on surgery to look how she does but that didn’t save her kids or their jawlines…

Maybe you’re thinking “how brave she is to be on a Subway in these trying times, unprecedented times, stay safe Eiza”….because people still take public transportation daily in cities around the world and no one is dying of covid…

Or maybe you’re mad she’s not in a MASK, because wearing masks has been REAL effective in stopping the spread….but is she even on an actual subway or on some Hollywood set to make it look like a SUBWAY…we will never know…but we can see her insane heels she wears to offset her midget legs…that’s always fun…midgets not heels.

Good thing it’s a 99.99% survival rate….that leads me to believe we’ll all be OK, so go lick some door knobs and get on with your life before you have to walk around with a COVID VACCINE pass…fucking morons.

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2020

29

Jun

Eiza Gonzalez Hard Nips in a Tight Dress of the Day

You may have seen the pics of Eiza Gonzalez in her mother country of Mexico celebrating Pride with her known Gay boyfriend for the media – Timmy Chalomet who also fucked Lily Rose Depp’s cankles despite his homosexuality…because people are fluid man, don’t label them, or compartmentalize them unless they are BLACK so that you can make sure you fight racism by changing the name of Pancake batter and if you’re lucky your favroite brands will cast black people instead of white people for all their ads…you know MAKE that difference you dumb fucks…..

You may have also seen Eiza Gonzalez defending her racist performances in Mexican TV shows she was a part of, I didn’t read her public statements because we all know she didn’t give a fuck when she was doing it and that obviously passing the buck to the show is the logical thing to do, but when I was 15, I knew Black Face was racist and that was 45 years ago…so get the fuck out of her racist cunt…

I guess that just proves she’s got no soul, will do what it takes to get airtime so she can live her celebrity famous entitled life as an Immigrant in your wonderful America….well, she may not have a soul…but she does have nipples in her tight dress cuz she’s braless and you may like that…even though she’s all plastic surgery lies…

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She was also in a bikini…..when she was pretending to be dating some homosexual actor….and this is her fat ass…

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2020

18

May

Eiza Gonzalez Braless in LA of the Day

Mexican actress turned American star in a Fast and the Furious Spin Off – Hobbs & Shaw – Eiza Gonzalez is looking nice and fat in her summery dress she’s rocking braless….and not necessarily in a good way….she looks huge and based on her GOOGLE WIKIPEDIA MACHINE she came out in September 2015 with the SHOCKING news that she struggled with COMPULSIVE OVER EATING from 15-20 after her dad died from drinking the Mexican Water and shitting himself dry….

It looks like she’s not over that whole thing, but when you wear a parachute for a dress its’ hard to tell just how far gone she is….but she’s definitely on that slippery slope to fat chick…nothing hot about that.

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2020

06

Feb

Eiza Gonzalez Just Got The Corona Virus of the Day

Eiza Gonzalez Tight Leggings

What is Eiza Gonzalez thinking putting her credit card in her mouth when the Corona virus is probably living on it from the last time she bought Chinese take out. RIP Eiza Gonzalez who might as well be already dead since no one fucking knows who she is….

I am one of the many rooting for the Corona Virus because we need a natural disaster to reset the way we live. I’m not some survivalist with a bunker ready for the apocalypse, but I figure I’ll go down with the rest of you, and likely survive, it’s some cockroach shit….

The fact is that everyone is so vapid, so dumb, so self absorbed….chasing some silly dream of fame and money so they can have mansions and fly private…they have no sense of community, decency and they are all polluted from shit like memes and the Kardashians…then the whole infrastructure with taxation, government control….all that other work 9-5 to barely get by….instead of just living off your land like it was the Wild West….society and the way it runs sucks…so follow Eiza’s lead and lick door handle like it was Josh Duhamel’s dick after him and fergie split (this was the other women)….and I’ll just watch you idiots scramble in your active wear…let’s hope those Spin and Pilates classes trained you to fight off REAL threats….and not your office variety of “my boss told me I looked good today, I’d like to file a grievance and I’d like a settlement” level #metoo…we are talking official SURVIVAL.

So go Corona…my Corona…I believe in you.

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2019

09

Dec

Eiza Gonzalez in a Bikini of the Day

Eiza Gonzalez is the Mexican actress and singer. She gained popularity for her debut role as Lola Valente in the Mexican musical telenovela Lola, érase una vez…

Despite being part Mexican, I don’t know shit about Mexico, I was pulled from the orphanage at a young age after my mom died of Gay Cancer…despite not being gay, she fucked dirty motherfuckers who paid her…we all gotta make a living…

I assume that since we know of Eiza Gonzalez, she’s not like most Mexicans trying to crawl through tunnels to traffic drugs in your country, but rather some rich kid who can afford to buy her way into America…

Here she is back in Mexico, this time as a tourist in TULUM…because she’s so committed to the LA life, that she goes to their vacation spots, even in her native country to be a bikini clad cunt for the paparazzi…and she’s hot.

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