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2024

29

Oct

Eiza Gonzalez Fitness Ass of the Day

Eiza Gonzalez is a Mexican stealing your job that you’re too lazy or poor to run after because you’re just doing your best to survive in these inflationary times.

She probably didn’t come to America illegally, through a human trafficking cartel that decided that she’d be a better hollywood star than prostitute, drug mule or whatever.

She had the power behind the demons in Hollywood to endorse her and get her in and it’s quite exciting for her and I guess for Hollywood because they have limited hot chicks in play.

The funniest fact about her is that she had some over-eating eating disorder due to childhood trauma or her mom dying or some shit…

She’s taking that over-eating and targeted her ass, through squats and ass fitness with an ass fitness routine worth jerking off to.

I mean it’s almost pornographic, but I’d assume any gym visit is with all the whores out there, not that I’d ever go to a gym, that’s for queers.

Eiza Gonzalez is clearly feeling good about her fitness journey because she wore a sheer outfit to Jimmy Kimmel, probably because she know that Jimmy Kimmel doesn’t hit quite like the late night talk shows hit in the past, so if you want to get attention when doing mandatory stops at them because your contract stipulates that for any moves you do, you take it upon your crafty Mexican self to make the most of it, to go viral and to get noticed…

Kimmel did call her an “Attractive Person” because he’s not allowed to assume her gender, and he didn’t make her jump on trampolines in slow motion which is really disappointing but that’s what sellouts do, they lose their CORE…

Unfortunately the useless paparazzi scumbags who killed Princess Diana for the Crown didn’t get any shots of her DUMPER…

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