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2023

16

Mar

Ashanti Bikini Titties of the Day

It’s unfortunate that no one really gives a fuck about Ashanti’s fat old lady tits in a bikini.

I blame racism….

It’s obviously the Toxic White Male’s fault that Ashanti, now in her mid 40s, barely exists…

This requires reparations, maybe not in the form of 5,000,000 dollar payments, but a collective jerk off to get her hotness back into the collective consciousness…

I do like that the systemic racism is always blamed on the toxic white male, I mean everything is blamed on you cucks, but it makes me laugh because I know you and I know other toxic white males, and really all they want is for anything that has anything that remotely resembles a vagina to give them a hug…to give them some love…

It’s like hot chicks always override any racism…which is why I don’t think racism actually exists, it’s an internet concept, we are above races…

What does exist is a hate for uglies, because once you’re turned on my a chick, even in Nazi Germany, you know the power of the pussy will prevail and shift any ideology to “how can I not be friend-zoned”…

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2020

21

Oct

Ashanti Bikini of the Day

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Ashanti is the singer of songs like What’s Love and Always on Time. She also dated Nelly for 10 years and is rumored to be the reason he wore the band aid on his face due to a face riding injury, but that’s all hearsay…

I actually don’t really know anything about Ashanti, the name is familiar, and if you had asked me before I googled her I would have told you that she died in a plane crash a long time ago in the Bahamas due to over packing her plane after a video shoot like an idiot….., but that was another black girl singer….who I guess R.Kelly peed on….and I don’t mix up the two becasue I think all black singers are the same, that’s racist and I am a firm believer that we are all god’s people…one race, the human race…a pretty shitty race and even before this BLM shit I’ve been able to distinguish good people and bad people and color hasn’t really been a factor in any of that analysis…my life is a Benneton ad…the reason I confuse the two is that I’m not up to speed on any of this pop music shit…so unless you’re Britney or someone top player that’s all over the media knowing who is who is asking too much out of me.

That said, Ashanti just turned 40, is in her bikini, looking the right kidn of thick for 40 and she’s on that clickbait “Look at me in a bikini at 40” shit…and that’s exactly what I suggest we all do…because it’s not like we have anything better to do.

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2020

11

Aug

Ashanti Sucking On Something of the Day

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Ashanti is basically 40 years old at this point and she’s putting out some smut… which is funny because I don’t remember her ever being the hot Hip Hop chick when she first entered our lives with “What’s Luv?” a Fat Joe classic…back in 2001…but maybe I’m wrong….I don’t remember much of 20 years ago….

I just know that at 40, the girl is pantsless and sucking on a lolli like she’s in some kind of weird fetish photoshoot, knowing that sucking a lolli will make motherfuckers visualize or even photoshop a dick in that lolli’s place….and the whole thing is a bit creepy….especially when I call it a lolli….

This is more than sucking a lolli pantsless, it’s also got massive tits, which I guess come with massive thighs…or you’d want them to come with massive thighs…because if you’re going to make your dick look even smaller than it is next to a massive ass and legs, you might as well get big tits to distract you from your inadequacies…rather than small tits to make you question why her lower body is so disconnected from her upper body…instead of enjoying the ride…NOT that you’re going to fuck Ashanti, but when she posts pics like this of herself, it’s safe to say she wants you to think about it…you know pantsless, tits out and sucking on inanimate objects is a direct attempt to get you to sexualize her….let’s just hope she’s not one of those women who gets mad when she’s sexualized after she sexualizes her damn self….those girls are evil.

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2020

30

Jan

Ashanti Looking Thick in Fishnets of the Day

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I don’t know how I missed these Ashanti THIGH pics from the other day, but I will assume it’s because I thought Ashanti died in some plane crash in the Bahamas after being married to R.Kelly when she was 15.

But the reality is that I shouldn’t have missed this Ashanti THIGH pics from her performing because they are huge….her thighs…not the pics…the pics are useless because no one gives a fuck about Ashanti…except me apparently….keeping the early 2000s dream alive one blog post at a time.

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2019

21

Oct

Ashanti Erotica of the Day

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ASHANTI just turned 39, and stripped down for the celebration of almost being 40…last year of her 30s…let’s do this as slutty as we can…because soon it will be too late…

As it turns out – it has also been 39 years since Ashanti has done anything memorable in music or acting….since her Ja Rule hit…it’s been a dud of a career….but 8 million people did watch her play Dorothy in The Muppet Wizard of Oz…so there’s that…I just don’t know what “that” is…Fuck off.

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2019

10

Sep

Ashanti Full Bush of the Day

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Is this Ashanti’s bush? Do you even care if it is? Do you even know who Ashanti is? Are the chances of any woman over the age of 35 having a solid bush even possible, unless they are married, obese and have given up…older women are the most brainwashed into thinking bush is bad, cuz they grew up with it, and were there when bald became a trend, it is the younger girls out there with BUSH who get the amazingness bush has to offer…

That said, I know some of you think she died in a plane crash after R. Kelly peed on her / married her at 15…..and I confuse her with that Ashanti too….but she’s not THAT Ashanti…she’s the other Ashanti who is alive, old and fat, spreading her legs like she was Nicki Minaj pretending to be Lil Kim, pretending to be a stripper….and there’s shadows….dark and scary shadows that could be bush…or just damaged skin from all that thigh rubbing….

WHO KNOWS…

BUT the way her belly hangs over her bikini bottoms is its own kind of what the fuck is that.

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2019

03

Sep

Ashanti 39 Year Old Leather Tits of the Day

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Ashanti is nice and thick nearing 40. Posing with horses on the beach like she’s Fabio on the cover of some romance novel…her tits spewing out everywhere all big and sloppy but no where near as sloppy as her upper thighs…that magical gate way that you have to venture through to get to the goods….making me wonder just how many men didn’t bother making their way into her cunt…but instead just finding that near-pussy fat fold to fuck. Less Herpes that way….I guess we will just have to ask NELLY, who she dated from 2004-2014 to find out the TRUTH about her near pussy fat fold…unless you’re more into staring at the tit…the old leather tits…doing that whole country road thing the rap do now.

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2019

05

Jun

Ashanti Almost Pussy Flash of the Day

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No one cared about Ashanti when she was at the top of her Ashanti game getting famous as Ashanti even though I don’t know who Ashanti is but I like writing her name over and over in what I am sure is not a troll on google Search Engine Optimization that makes me the number one source of Ashanti content…

So I can’t imagine people care about Ashanti now, but that isn’t stopping her of bringing out her big body doing slutty instagram things, in bikini, in see through outfits, and in this….casual glimpse into her inner thigh the way you want it…assuming you want it…you probably don’t want it…but I’ll post it anyway…

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2019

02

May

Ashanti Almost Nipple of the Day

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Did Ashanti sing the song “Put it on me”?

Why do I remember that?

I don’t ever remember listening to it, or thinking she was hot yet here I am a decade or more later posting pics of her tits on her bikini with that song in my head…all because these record companies hired the best scientists to figure out what sounds program us…even sounds we don’t actually hear…pushing messages into our minds…telling us what to buy….there are reasons…there have to be reasons why songs hit the top 10 chart…why I know Lady Gaga and Katy Perry lyrics without actively listening to them….

But I guess the tits make for a good distraction from the evil media…but barely a good distraction cuz her old face…is looking old faced….

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2019

26

Apr

Ashanti Tits of the Day

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I originally had these these Ashanti big girl tits in a see through outfit cued over 10 days ago…

I didn’t notice it in my DRAFT posts for obvious reasons….

No not race related reasons. I love black girls…

I just don’t love what Ashanti has done with herself…not that I remember her for being a hot popstar many years ago…but I do know she didn’t look like this and I am not quite sure what this is…maybe a Halloween Costume, some clown costume cuz she’s working kid’s birthday parties to pay the mortgage….you know that celeb life gets expensive!

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