2019
08
Apr
Ashanti is still around and proving that the PUSSY DANCE…an instagram sensation…for girls who don’t know what to post but who are half naked and don’t want to miss the miss the opportunity….to show the world her pussy dance….all the pussy shaking on social media all the time…cuz all motherfuckers the same….
JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!
2019
12
Mar
Ashanti from Murder Inc with Ja Rule….What’s love….was the song….
I thought that she was one of R. Kelly’s underage girls he peed on….not because all black people look the same you racist fucks…but because I am old, disconnected, and don’t have memory retention….I don’t listen to this kind of music…and in my defense – Ashanti hasn’t done shit since Aalyiah died in that plane crash…
But she is at Carnival…all 300 pounds of her…all full of ROTI and rice….all in a slutty Carnival costume with thighs so big they could be one of the parade floats….with normal sized women dancing on them to celebrate Jesus or whatever Carnival is all about.
2019
14
Feb
Remember Ashanti? Well she’s fat in a latex dress for Valentine’s Day because it is pink….I guess she’s in the Valentine’s Day spirit….now that she’s having a career revival thanks to the Fyre Festival documentary that forced all the young kids into social media to google who Ja Rule only to find her song with him….at least that’s my theory…and I’m sticking to it..
Chubby girls in latex dresses with their guts sticking out despite being sucked the fuck in…are not really my thing but people with Latex fetishes love that shit on pretty much everyone…to fantasize about watching the cum roll off it….sick fucks..
It’s nice to see everyone at every age can be slutty…it brings me hope…
2018
20
Apr
Earlier in the week I confused Ashanti for Aaliyah and I was called a racist by at least one person / the only person who reads this site….
He said “Not all song and dance women of color are the same person”….to which I responded “But I heard all the male actors of color were played by Denzel Washington, can’t the same be true about forgotten R&B singers of the 90s…couldn’t it be an Andy Kaufman / Elvis situation….where aaliyah and Ashanti are the same person”….they still haven’t responded…but I anxiously await..
In the meantime…Ashanti has figured out the complicated dynamic of Instagram…”POST BIKINI PICS”….and she’s doing it..
2018
17
Apr
Hey Look it’s Ashanti…
I guess she’s on some Andy Kaufman, Elvis, Tupac shit…where people think she died in a plane crash in the Bahamas on one of their jumper planes….but is in fact alive and half naked..
Because that’s how compelling Social Media is…it sucks all these people who staged their deaths to come out of the woodwork and famewhore again…
That Zuckerberg knows how to manipulate motherfuckers and speak to their core ego…
2018
23
Mar
Do you remember Ashanti, well apparently she’s got her hands on some plastic surgeons like a Kardashian where she’s rebuilding her face through injections, and reassigning her fat from her gut to her ass and thighs, like a Kardashian, because we live in a world where you can rebuild yourself to look like you were photoshopped for instagram, but in real life, thanks to non-invasive surgery rich people can throw money at…
Because really who doesn’t want to look like a gutter porn chick covered in cum….I mean other than me….but if you leave the house it seems like everyone is onto this thickness instagrammer shit…even old timers like Ashanti..
I thought she died in a plane crash in the bahamas…or was it a car accident in Central america?…
2017
10
Jul
I have been doing this site for 10 years…and I have never done a post on Ashanti and I probably shouldn’t have started now..but then again why not…celebrate all things with a voice of an angel – like Ashanti – who is happy she’s not Aalyiah – because she’s not dead….rocking some thick thighs in a bikini…because thick thighs are a sing of fertility and being a proper lady to jerk off to…
I like whatever is going on here..
2014
27
May
You want to know what’s better than Ashanti in a bikini for instagram…
Ashanti in a snowsuit…
The reality is, I am all for these thick girls. I find them fun to look at. I love seeing white girls with fat asses and thick thighs celebrating themselves half naked because black guys celebrate them, and thus white suburban guys celebrate them. I love seeing them whore out in tight clothing or half naked in the club..
It’s some comical fertile as fuck clown shit…and Ashanti’s owning it. I can’t hate it. Because self produced half naked shoots are the bane of my existence…
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2014
29
Apr
This just in…Ashanti put on a bikini…and probably shouldn’t have…
More importantly…Ashanti posted the pics to her instagram…meaning she’s well aware that they exist and that this is what she looks like in a bikini…when she probably should have just let the paparazzi leak them, only to respond saying “I love my body”…
It’s like girl, I love bikini pics, and I don’t care if you are self aware, or if you have a positive body image, or if you embrace your thickness or if you are delusional, I like it all…black girls, mexican girls, skinny girls, thick girls, even fat girls it can all be hot…it’s like post better pics of the shit, arch your back and shit, make it count….cuz otherwise, it’s just sloppy and uneventful…Bitches need to hire me to direct their instagram shoots…
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2014
19
Mar
I have been doing this site for 10 years…and I have never done a post on Ashanti and I probably shouldn’t have started now..
In fact, I thought she died in a plane crash a long time ago, but I guess that was another black girl singer, not because they are all the same, that’s racist and I am a firm believer that we are all god’s people…one race, the human race…my life is a Benneton ad…
That said, she posted these to her instagram, I saw them, and being addicted to posting every random bikini pic of every random famous person…I had no choice…don’t blame me…blame the life I chose for myself.
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