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2019

12

Mar

Ashanti Does Carnival of the Day

Ashanti from Murder Inc with Ja Rule….What’s love….was the song….

I thought that she was one of R. Kelly’s underage girls he peed on….not because all black people look the same you racist fucks…but because I am old, disconnected, and don’t have memory retention….I don’t listen to this kind of music…and in my defense – Ashanti hasn’t done shit since Aalyiah died in that plane crash…

But she is at Carnival…all 300 pounds of her…all full of ROTI and rice….all in a slutty Carnival costume with thighs so big they could be one of the parade floats….with normal sized women dancing on them to celebrate Jesus or whatever Carnival is all about.

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