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2020

21

Oct

Ashanti Bikini of the Day

Ashanti is the singer of songs like What’s Love and Always on Time. She also dated Nelly for 10 years and is rumored to be the reason he wore the band aid on his face due to a face riding injury, but that’s all hearsay…

I actually don’t really know anything about Ashanti, the name is familiar, and if you had asked me before I googled her I would have told you that she died in a plane crash a long time ago in the Bahamas due to over packing her plane after a video shoot like an idiot….., but that was another black girl singer….who I guess R.Kelly peed on….and I don’t mix up the two becasue I think all black singers are the same, that’s racist and I am a firm believer that we are all god’s people…one race, the human race…a pretty shitty race and even before this BLM shit I’ve been able to distinguish good people and bad people and color hasn’t really been a factor in any of that analysis…my life is a Benneton ad…the reason I confuse the two is that I’m not up to speed on any of this pop music shit…so unless you’re Britney or someone top player that’s all over the media knowing who is who is asking too much out of me.

That said, Ashanti just turned 40, is in her bikini, looking the right kidn of thick for 40 and she’s on that clickbait “Look at me in a bikini at 40” shit…and that’s exactly what I suggest we all do…because it’s not like we have anything better to do.




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