Lindsay Vonn brought her thickness that the black dudes seem to really like. The cliche of living that “Black on Blondes” porno series life….only the athlete version who has been doing leg exercises since she was a little kid…preparing her for the life of BBC ahead. Sturdy as fuck…

I mean I’ve seen this bitch fall on the slopes, I’m Canadian, we watch skiing, and I’ve seen her take hard fucking hits at high speeds…now she does the sexual equivalent of that. High Pain Threshold.

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Lindsay Vonn taking a break from riding black dick to let you know how much she loves America…despite her black dick being Canadian…

You know she means it, cuz her bikini is a USA flag…it can’t be shameless cries for attention knowing that her fan base is excited by the flag, I mean she’s an Olympian, that’s the biggest thing she’s done…representing team USA…not wearing an American Flag bikini would be a crime…as would her romantic relationship if she was in the deep south in thee 60s…but now…is fair game of fill that blonde with the hight pain threshold, who is both strong and thick girl and capable to be stretched the fuck out until she can’t take anymore…which apparently hasn’t happened yet….

You know when you look at a girl and you can tell she’s been fisted, or is capable of being fisted….it’s just a sort of feeling you get when you meet them….well that’s Lindsey Vonn in a nutshell and by nutshell I mean American flag bikini…the ultimate in paying respect to your country on July 4th.

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Lindsay Vonn is a pro skier, who dated TIGER WOODS after his whole publicly fucking some of the grimiest fucking hookers while married – making me think that she either identifies as a grimy hooker, or maybe she’s just into the press that comes with being TIGER’s new grimy hooker…it does well for business…

They’ve broke out, but the skier, is not out in a ski suit likes she’s used to, she’s gone full deep V – athtletic tits out and shiny leggings, all made up like she’s heading to the strip club to give out lap dances, or maybe to live the life as the REAL HOUSEWIFE OF SKIN country…all trashy and down to have her face fucked – because all the fillers made her mouth numb and capable of handling the abuse…

I have been around skiers for the last 25 years, I live in Canada, and every ski chick, whether a racer or an instructor is just always in the mood to fuck. Most have legs I’d be scared to fuck, a little too thick and muscular – but good when it’s bouncing on your dick….and maybe it’s becuase of the way the wind hits their clits in their spandex suits….

So I can assume, based on look and overall vibe of Lindsay Vonn, that this skier is rebranding as slut…Olympic Athlete is just not sex enough – it sounds like she’s some kind of dude and the only way to regulate that is to bust out them tits.

That’s a powerful ass in the ski hill that is LA…

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I would say that here is some Lindsay Vonn being inappropriate for an OLympic champion skier, by wearing some slutty sugar baby looking outfit at the Nickelodeon Sports Awards….you know as a dig to Tiger Woods that she’s still got it…or an attempt to lure in new Black Cock now that she’s experienced the sheer size of one…assuming that Tiger got the black genitals not the asian genitals….and I would probably be right…but I’ve grown up around skiers my entire life, even went to high school in a ski village in Canada, and I’ll tell you one thing, skier chicks are horny, like dudes, because their legs are built like dudes…sturdy, scary, and willing to ride you like you were a mogul run….and their legs gave out because of the lactic acid burn..

What I am saying is that skiers, and really all female athletes, have higher testosterone than non athletes, and are always down to fuck…so this is probably just a product of her being the oen fuckable skier in the history of skiing…take that Peekaboo Street…coupled with wanting to be filled all the fucking time because that’s what happens…throbby pussy…milking the attention her high profile relationship gets her…because why not…

Either way…I want a ski lesson…on my face…because why the fuck not.

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