I know ski sluts, I wouldn’t say that it’s a fetish, it’s just when you live in Canada a handful of girls you’ll meet along the way will be skiers, not all as accomplished or professional or iconic and record breaking as someone like Lindsey Vonn, but into skiing enough to hang out in the Ski Lodge in their long underwear, nipples hard from the cold…..and they all have that testosterone levels after a long day of building those quads…and having the apres ski gyrating pussy to get their fuck on…plus they have that high pain threshold, like Lindsey Vonn who has been injured most of her career and that pain threshold comes in handy when making amateur BLACK ON BLONDE porn…that she hasn’t made public, but I’d watch it if I could…not because I like her or think she’s hot, or even appreciate the thick thighs of a ski girl….but because I’m into watching anyone fuck, no matter how big the GAPE….

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Recently single Lindsey Vonn, the professional skier who is likely retired because she’s old, who is fit, with strong legs that can probably do some wonderful thing….she likes the whole “black on blonde” porn fetish since she only dates black guys and I’ll assume that they fuck her with more intensity than all you white fucks….but at least she’s not just hopping on the Black Lives Matter trend like all the other celebrities out there…which seems racist in and of itself….as they collect their friends of color or whatever diversity so they can feel better about themselves by singling out those people….I think it’s called using….or maybe pandering…. like you’d expect rich people to do when they invite a poor person to their dinner parties…only for the poor person to be asked all these offensive questions about life as a poor person by those who find the scenario unfathomable…if you know what I mean….Vonn’s been about Black Lives for years at this point…but this isn’t about that, it’s about her being in a photoshoot that reminds me of a Glamour Shoot of the past and for some reason I’m into it…even though I’m not into Lindsey Vonn…despite being from Canada and forced to be into skiing….and maple syrup….

All this to say…Looking good Vonn.

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Lindsey Vonn has a sister who I guess is trying to get in on that life of luxury her sister set up for herself thanks to an overbearing ski dad who forced her to excel at the sport to live out his ski dreams…which worked out nicely for her because she’s been packaged as the hottest skier of all time and after a series of Black Boyfriends is the poster girl of a black on blonde cuckold / bull fetish, which makes sense because she’s got a high pain threshold and has those strong legs and big strong ass that can take 12 inch cocks…

I’ve always been turned off by the “celebrity” of a bitch, it gets to their head, and I’ve always been into the sisters who get to mooch off that celebrity, without any of the glory, and even if they act entitled to that celebrity for being related to the celebrity, at their core they know they are second rate citizens, which makes for better blowjobs.

If you’ve ever been with a girl with a ssiter, which I doubt you have, I am sure you were with the uglier sister, because you’re a loser, forcing you to jack off to the sister who you get treated nicely from because you’re with her sister, and the whole thing is a confusing mess than can turn cousins into step siblings….not that it matters…

What matters it that Vonn Sister has hard nips.

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Lindsey Vonn is in an ice bath, unfortunately not nude, not that I care to see her nude, but I prefer seeing a nude bath than a clothed bath, while a clothed bath just seems stupid. I’m here for the real life experience, not for some safe for work version.

The skier, could be pretending this bath is to bring down inflammation after some intense workout. You know these Olympians go hard, but I like to think it’s more a soak based on being in Quarantine with nothing else to do but fuck her Canadian Hockey star fiance.

I figure if a white bitch rides a BBC hard enough and long enough in a short period of time, an ice bath is the only want to save her asshole.

The fail in all this is that even if she’s clothed, she could have the decency to show us what the ice bath does to her nipples….you know because as quick as ice water makes a dick virtually turn into a pussy, one of Caitlin Jenner’s favorite movies, that same ice water makes titties stand to attention.

The fact that I write this shit all day is pretty lame.

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Lindsey Vonn is your American Olympic hero who let you down, and not just because she’s packaged as being hot in all the media, while you know in your soul she’s pretty fucking masculine, like most skier chicks, or Olympic chicks, who are trying to win medals not metals…bitch isn’t a welder…but then again she could be…when she’s not out there fucking black dudes like it is some kind of fetish, almost a racist thing, if you only fuck black dudes, it’s like a company only hiring white dudes, or a hollywood movie using Emma Stone as an Asian, or Jared Leto as a Tranny, or Leo DiCaprio as a full retard in Gilbert Grape…it’s racist…

She’s recently engaged and showing off her tits, like a high testosterone skier chick would do, trying to find that sex appeal amongst her very muscular watermelon crushing thighs…which is apparently one of her selling points on the dating scene….

Here’s some VONN…

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Lindsey Vonn letting that torn up front hole slip out of her bikini..or bathign suit…or whatever you call this racy fabric that is jacked up her perverted vagina….

She’s got that big thick skiing ass and legs…that I guess black dudes are really into…since her last 4 boyfriends have been black…America’s sports sweetheart is out there rocking a fetish thanks to her higher than most woman testosterone that I guess makes her crave huge cock to split her in half….only this time it is with PK Subban, Montreal’s own hero that got traded, who has a Children’s hospital named after him, because he’s just that kind of guy…who when he’s not playing hockey or saving dying kids…he’s getting his dick wet in this, with this…

I don’t find skiing chicks and their thick legs hot, I’m from ski country and saw this shit all the time as I worked as a janitor at the ski hill, cleaning up all the dirty ski hill poutine packages….and the ski racer girls running around in their spandex and long underwear just annoyed me…it was the beginners…the bunny hill girls just there for a good time with their nipples hard in their turtle necks that I was into…so I am biased when it comes to this Lindsey Vonn old timer…

I do like the white bathing suit though, I am a sucker for white bathing suits….they get wet, I see pussy I wouldn’t normally see….dripping….what’s not to like.

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