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2018

12

Jul

Lindsey Vonn Bikini Pussy Print of the Day

Lindsey Vonn Pussy Print in a bikini

Earlier today, even though it’s 8:49 in the morning, and I am still awake from drinking all night and uploading nonsense for you unappreciative pieces of shit to look at and not give me any money for….

I posted a pic of new Olympic Starlet Chloe Kim in a bikini…..

I figure it’s only fair to go to the opposite end of the spectrum and show an Old as fuck, weathered and beaten Olympian in a bikini…sure this one isn’t a Gold Medalist and has let down the country but for a while was masturbation fodder in the men’s magazines for you perverts…so as she ages like a good old fashioned loaf of bread…she wants to document the demise in bikini pics so you can join her in that demise..and this is her most recent erotic….you can see her hip bridge / pussy print if you look hard enough…but you already know that don’t you…cuz you’re looking hard enough.

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2018

05

Jul

Lindsey Vonn Wet Bathing Suit of the Day

Lindsey Vonn Ass and Hard Nipples in Wet Black Thong Bikini on Boat


Lindsey Vonn Ass and Hard Nipples in Wet Black Thong Bikini on Boat

Here’s some Lindsey Vonn all wet…

Your American hero…she’s packaged as being hot in all the media, while you know in your soul she’s pretty fucking masculine, like most skier chicks, or Olympic chicks, who are trying to win medals, and sure fitness is great for longevity, it’s not that great for eroticism…unless you’re fucking weirdos…which you are..

I am not against seeing anything wet in a bathing suit, hard nipples, vaginas basically exposed…it’s shit I jerk off to….or get hard to when sitting at the public pool…or wish I could get hard to and question why I am not getting hard to it….

I am just saying…I get why all the black dudes like her…and why she likes the black dudes…who fill her up…the way she likes it the only way she feels anything!

Lindsey Vonn Ass in Red Bikini on a Boat


Lindsey Vonn USA Bikini

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2018

08

May

Lindsey Vonn Bikini of the Day

Lindsey Vonn Ass in a Nude Bikini

Lindsey Vonn is your American Olympic hero who let you down, and not just because she’s packaged as being hot in all the media, while you know in your soul she’s pretty fucking masculine, like most skier chicks, or Olympic chicks, who are trying to win metals, and sure fitness is great for longevity, it’s not that great for eroticism…if you look at any crossfit girl pumping gas behind you in her crossfit outfit you’ll know…they are fucking tanks…and sure they can life fridges over their heads to backsquat…but that’s not quite the yoga / pilates, toned dainty look I want in a girl…

More interestingly, Lindsey Vonn takes a lot of black cock, which would make sense since white guys fuck like pussies, and she’s a tank who needs to be TAKEN HARD like a fall going 100 MPH on two fucking sticks..

She’s doing her bikini thing to elevate her “personal brand” and to get paid as an influencer and speaker now that her career is over…and only has 3-5 years life of sponsorship money…

This is how you scramble…to get hits…even big girls know how to win at social media…

Lindesey Vonn Bikini Beach Clean Up

Lindsey Von White Lace Shirt in BEd

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2018

26

Apr

Lindsey Vonn is a Mess of the Day

Lindsey Vonn Big Tits Weird Dress

Skiing legend Lindsey Vonn, who didn’t do such a legendary performance at the Olympics this year, letting you all down, except maybe herself because she only did it to lock in 5 year sponsorship deals that will carry her another 3-4 years without having to worry about going to work at the ski hill as the Olympian skier turned coach to rich 12 year olds…

She’s gone all hollywood, proven that she’s at some event in some slutty event, looking all trans….in her #timesup pin because she thinks sex assault is bad…unless it’s by a black man named Tiger Woods who I like to think she is best known for…thanks to being the one person to date him after his hooker obsession scandal…that you know got fucked like a hooker…but she can take it. I’m from ski country and these ski girls are sturdy…I think it’s got to do with strong leg muscles..

This dress is interesting – is she a Genie in a bottle, some Disney Princess or just some Miami beach trash heading out to the club….terrible.

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2018

16

Apr

Lindsey Vonn Bikini of the Day

Lindsey Vonn Ass and 100 year old tits in a White bikini

Olympic Dream and TIGER WOODS FUCKER – Lindsey Vonn – slipped into a white bikini for her social media to distract from her mangled old lady face….because that is a mangled old lady face…

The skiing machine with the thick thighs, who let you all down during her last Olympics that I think she just did as a marketing ploy to keep her sponsors for another 4 years or 5 years because they wanted as much coverage for the Olympics, allowing her to live the hollywood life, rather than work as a ski instructor for rich people who will pay a premium to get the Olympic dream teaching them, you know exploit the rich….which she may be doing on another level because she’s used the media to trick you fucks…

She’s not all that hot, especially now that she’s old, but she tricked them into thinking she’s hot…and here she is showing off her fitness body…that is not that hot…but at least it isn’t that fat…

Lindsey Vonn Ass in a White bikini

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2018

02

Mar

Lindsey Vonn Ass in Leggings of the Day

Lindsey Vonn ass in tight black leggings

American HERO Lindsey Vonn is in her leggings – showing off her Olympic Legs…because she knows the media is watching her post Olympic failures to get into the media as she tries to stay relevant and be in the whole Hollywood media limelight…maybe get some cameos in movies because all these people are so keen on being famous, it’s what it’s about, even bitches who ski…taking the freedom and fun out of skiing and turning it into whoring…

What I learned during these Olympics was that Lindsey Vonn’s face and body is pretty manly…and that she’s really not hot…but an American Hero to some, mainly the people marketing her…and here she is not being fucked by black guys, but you know her horny athlete high testosterone ass is wanting that.

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2018

28

Feb

Lindsey Vonn Olympic Cleavage of the Day

Lindsey Vonn showing tits in a low cut black shirt

The biggest disappointment from the Olympics was the overhyped Lindsey Vonn, not winning her Gold medal, despite being this Hollywood, glitz and glam, Tiger Woods fucking “athlete” who forgets she’s an athlete, because she’s more into wearing tight slutty dresses…..

The whole going to the Olympics thing was clearly to maintain another four years of sponsors, if she medaled, people will ride that and throw sponsor money at her, as she tries to figure out how to become a social media influencer, or movie star…that will work because America likes familiar faces and making the rich richer….

What I learned during these Olympics was that Lindsey Vonn’s face and body is pretty manly…and that she’s really not hot…but an American Hero to some, mainly the people marketing her…and here she is being “FANCY”

Her ass at the olympics

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2017

17

Jul

Lindsey Von Ass in Pants of the DAy

Lindsey Vonn is a thick ass, thick legged, pro skier, Olympic dream and for that reason alone, she only dates black guys, as they are athletic and can hit the spot, you know that white guys are incapable of hitting, with their pathetic small white guy dicks, and white guy empowerment, and white guy lack of appreciation for a strong woman who can squat alot, very fast, for a long period of time, and that they are too busy to handle, or fuck back hard enough for her callused ass to feel anything under all that muscle tissue…

I am a fan, mainly because I grew up with pro skier chicks and none looked this good with a cameltoe at a kids event…showing tits at a kids event…because internet porn makes kids sluttier and see through is the norm…

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2017

06

Jul

Team USA Lindsey Vonn in a Bathing Suit of the Day

Here is Lindsey Vonn cropping her face out of her bikini selfie because she knows that her fit athlete body is more magical when her aging face doesn’t get in the fucking way of things…and I like staring at her crotch as her one piece jacks up in what looks like a barbie doll mound, no camel toe, it must be her fit as fuck pelvic floor, from all that squeezing her pussy together that we all know is hardly a EMPTY Holeless mound, because she only fucks black dudes…they hit the SPOT….

She is USA, she is the AMmerican Dream…and this is her body.

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2017

30

May

Lindsey Vonn is a Skier of the Day

Lindsay Vonn posted a butt shot to get back at Tiger Woods – you know give his creepy perv ass a little DIG knowing he was drunk with hookers when he got his DUI like the mess that he is…because Lindsey Vonn used to fuck him…for a while really…

Her ass looks good, all that musculature, that will soon become disgusting as she starts training for the 2018 games we can assume this ski beast will be in…as they do…you know if she hasn’t got too into being a sugar baby in LA posing in bikinis, which is less work…and effort and there’s less disappointment when you fail..because another rich guy will scoop you up…

Typically, I am terrified of the tree trunk legs of a skier, I grew up with that shit…but this looks pretty alright to me…

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