Recently single Lindsey Vonn, the professional skier who is likely retired because she’s old, who is fit, with strong legs that can probably do some wonderful thing….she likes the whole “black on blonde” porn fetish since she only dates black guys and I’ll assume that they fuck her with more intensity than all you white fucks….but at least she’s not just hopping on the Black Lives Matter trend like all the other celebrities out there…which seems racist in and of itself….as they collect their friends of color or whatever diversity so they can feel better about themselves by singling out those people….I think it’s called using….or maybe pandering…. like you’d expect rich people to do when they invite a poor person to their dinner parties…only for the poor person to be asked all these offensive questions about life as a poor person by those who find the scenario unfathomable…if you know what I mean….Vonn’s been about Black Lives for years at this point…but this isn’t about that, it’s about her being in a photoshoot that reminds me of a Glamour Shoot of the past and for some reason I’m into it…even though I’m not into Lindsey Vonn…despite being from Canada and forced to be into skiing….and maple syrup….

All this to say…Looking good Vonn.

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