Lindsey Vonn is in an ice bath, unfortunately not nude, not that I care to see her nude, but I prefer seeing a nude bath than a clothed bath, while a clothed bath just seems stupid. I’m here for the real life experience, not for some safe for work version.

The skier, could be pretending this bath is to bring down inflammation after some intense workout. You know these Olympians go hard, but I like to think it’s more a soak based on being in Quarantine with nothing else to do but fuck her Canadian Hockey star fiance.

I figure if a white bitch rides a BBC hard enough and long enough in a short period of time, an ice bath is the only want to save her asshole.

The fail in all this is that even if she’s clothed, she could have the decency to show us what the ice bath does to her nipples….you know because as quick as ice water makes a dick virtually turn into a pussy, one of Caitlin Jenner’s favorite movies, that same ice water makes titties stand to attention.

The fact that I write this shit all day is pretty lame.

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