I have had the unfortunate job of living at a ski hill for at least one season operating the chair lift because I live in fucking Canada and that was the only work I could get in my small shitty town that I originally moved to when I met my fat wife off the internet based on pics that weren’t even of her….I got catfished people…only instead of making a documentary and TV show about it…I got married….

At that ski hill….I saw one or two hot bitches on the regular…who would change into their suits at the lodge…..all cold and hard nippled…but the the real stars of the race team…the Lindsey Vonn’s of the hill were built like school busses with tree trunk legs, shitty asses and faces I didn’t notice cuz I was too busy scoping them out for dicks…

Kinda how I feel about this half naked shoot of Lindsey Vonn for Outside magazine..I mean she races as a girl…but it could be some Venus Williams, Lady Bug (RIP BRANDIS), She’s The Man (RIP BYNES), Miss Universe has a dick…shit…and you fucking love the ambiguity…you freak.

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Lindsey Vonn is some 27 year old Olympic skier….something that doesn’t turn me on cuz I’ve been around skiers a long fucking time, I live in Canada…and I have even worked shitty jobs at ski hills….and the pros are all big ass, big leg, monster chicks…..but for some reason I’m not offended by these Lindsey Vonn bikin i pics…and that reason is fitness….you see cuz a fit chick, even if bigger, is substantially hotter than a sloppy chick…unless that sloppy chick is sloppy from an eating disorder and is weak….because that”s my favorite…..skin and bones motherfucker…skin and bones….

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I live in Canada. I have lived in ski country Canada. I am pretty much an expert on skiing pussy and that is that the best kind of skiing pussy is the kind who is there on a ski trip, whether with family, friends, or school. The kind of girl who thinks it would be fun and ends up on the bunny hill all day, before spending the night in the ski bar getting wasted, soaking in hot tubs and all that other good stuff.

The professional skiing bitches are the worst kind of ski pussy. I’m not talking about weekend instructors who are there to party and fuck, but the racing chicks, you see in the tight outfits training, with goggle tans and legs the size of tree trunks, tits as beefed up as a male body builder, full thickness that allows them to hit their ridiculous speeds. They are never hot or dainty and are really just like dude.

So when I saw Olympic Lindsey Vonn doing the Sharon Stone in Basic Instinct, I couldn’t get into it, cuz I know when she uncrosses her legs, her rugged ski pussy is something I don’t ever want to see. I saw Ladybug, I know how these things work….

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