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2023

10

Jul

Sofia Richie Ass in a Bikini of the Day

Sofia Richie, who is Lionel’s actual kid, unlike that faker try hard Nicole….the one he found in the dumpster….is posting up shameless bikini pics of her ass.

She recently got married to someone we can assume is a fame whore, money grubber, with some good marketing skills, or negotiation skills, able to trick rich and famous girls into marrying him so that he never has to work again….

Which means, she can post her ass in a bikini without feeling as shameless as she probably did when she immersed herself in the world of Kardashian by having sex with 50 year old Scott Disick, in efforts to launch her instagram career, when she had access to all that Lionel money from all his hit songs and really didn’t need those monsters…and could have done it without their creepy co-sign….

Point of the story, the married ass looks good…and looks even better if you stare at it while listing to Lionel love songs…..HIT MAKER!

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2022

21

Mar

Sofia Richie Tit of the Day

I guess the most interesting thing about Sofia Richie is that despite being an heriess to Lionel’s fortune, seeing as she’s officially his daughter and not a found object outside one of his concerts like Nicole….a story I think is very fucking suspicious….but yeah….despite being an heriess to a couple 100 million dollars or more….Lionel was massive in an era where music stars got paid stupidly…and I’m sure he’s still bringing in millions of dollars yearly off songs from the 80s…

So despite all that….they let her get pimped out to the Kardashian Klan as some prop to be handled by their handler Scott….and I’m sure it helped elevate her profile, got her those brand deals she didn’t need….but I’m also sure that with her last name and a little budget, she could have achieve the same, but if you can sell your soul for the fast pass, why the fuck not…these are all demons…but at least they are shirtless.

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2021

22

Sep

Sofia Richie Topless of the Day

Sofia Richie is Nicole Richie’s little sister than was most recently run through the Kardashian empire, that I’ll assume is something Nicole Richie was somehow involved in, because Kim K was their fat troll looking assistant before the sex tape.

I’ve consistently said that I am sure Paris Hilton gets a kickback for all the Kardashians do, because as soon as they popped, Paris went to Ibiza to have sex with DJs….and do whatever else she did over the last 10 years before deciding to make a comeback…

I can’t imagine a smart business minded person like Paris, because I have insiders tell me she’s actually brilliant, I used to know one of her neighbors who would smoke weed with her…and I’ve never heard anything negative about Paris…so I can’t imagine her assistant would just overpower her…it’s impossible but I guess that’s the inner workings of this bullshit…

Not that it matters, this is about Sofia Richie who most recently played Scott Disick Kardashian’s tween girlfriend…that I guess is part of his model or marketing agency…you know since all these people are homies, connected, and in on the money making scheme…

Either way, she’s topless, hot and that’s the important work in this modern era of celebrating the rich because they are better than us and deserve better than us for being better than us…

I call this shoot, jeans and a titty for Lionel…her dad…to be proud he made a hot specimen to leave his 100s of millions of dollars to, since Nicole isn’t his actual dollar, he found her backstage at a concert or some shit!!

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2021

24

Jun

Sofia Richie Bikini of the Day

I think Sofia Richie is lame as shit, mainly because she’s a fucking rich as shit rich kid who you know gets an allowance from Daddy, and who doesn’t need to have a daddy of her own to finance her fancy life…Lionel’s got fat bank accounts, I even think he’s got a private jet, we’re talking REAL fucking money….so she could have basically launched her instagram model career without the help of basically anyone….she could have built her own little empire, whether with brands, or content, or good times, or with other girls who have following that don’t have the angel investor like her Dad….

But instead, she signed a deal with the devil herself, the Kardashians, by playing some jailbait girlfriend of the 40 year old party boy Disick who I guess helped orchestrate the whole Kardashian thing and who is continuing to do it with the kids of his friends…and family..

So with all her access, she said “get to the top of the food chain”….and in a society that the Kardashians are the top of the food chain, and viewed as relevant as cool, we know is a society near collapse….but the fact that she aligned with their values of being rich for the sake of being rich, when she’s already rich…only to show off how rich people live to the losers who aren’t rich….something otherwise seen as tacky and gross…is pretty disappointing…especially when RICH is in her fucking name…we don’t need it rubbed the fuck in…not to mention showing off how rich you are is ALWAYS fucking boring…how about figuring out something inspiring or interesting with that money…they never fucking do…these vapid monsters…

I really don’t have hope for young people, rich peopole, people with access, they just chase what’s popular instead of using their brains and making something popular….

But I will stare at her bikini bod, cuz she’s hot and luckily not Nicole Richie….the bootleg Richie found in a dumpster who is not a Richie at all..

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2021

21

Jun

Sofia Richie Getting Wet of the Day

Sofia Richie may be an unimpressive rich kid who partnered up with the demons that are the Kardashians to elevate her social media presence thanks to idiots thinking that is what is important in life, instead of being cooler about things, and thinking to themselves that they don’t need to flex on social media like a fucking bro at the gym trying to get pussy, or some half naked slut from the middle of the road looking for that life of luxury….because Sofia Richie is already there, she’s got it all even a family jet…you see LIONEL got fucking paid 45 years ago and has been getting paid those 45 years…probably a lot more than we think because money makes money or some shit…

So to see her doing her travel and adventure shit for social media is pretty disappointing, there’s a budget available to do better, but again, these rich kids to the bare minimum…it is too bad, but when the generation are mindless idiots looking for nonsense content, because they are used to throat fucking porn and think that’s quality erotica, you gotta understand why she wouldn’t bother….it’s not worth the time…when all she needs to do is bikini pic.

That said, she’s pretty hot, definitely hotter than the fake sister they found in a dumpster outside one of Lionel’s concerts that I think is the weirdest story around but at least he had this one to make-up for it….she may not do much, but she does enough, because she posts bikini pics…

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2021

02

Jun

Sofia Richie Titties in a Bikini of the Day

Sofia Richie is the actual heiress to the Richie fortune, she’s the one who will be cashing in on “Hello”…long after her dad is dead from a botched botox session…so what the fuck should she do with herself knowing she’s set for fucking life before she ever started….hang with her tits out in a bikini, why the fuck not….it’s better than her last hustle which involved being the girlfriend to some snake fuck who worked with the Kardashians as one of their handlers and “baby daddies”….THE SYSTEM IS RIGGED…all these people helping each other so that people like you don’t move in on their turf…ever…it’s a closed circuit and you’re not invited…but they invite you to stare at her tits that should be bigger based on her hip that’s being cut the fuck off with that bikini bottom that’s one size too small..

Like all bikini pics that crop out the pussy, I’ll say, where’s the fucking pussy….you give us a sampling for the likes and follows, up the hustle a bit girl and give us some pussy definition…it is wednesday after all..

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2021

21

Apr

Sofia Richie Bikini of the Day

Sofia Richie Bikini

I have a celebrity kid fetish, not a kid who is a celebrity, but an VOTING aged and older KID of a celebrity, because I find their lives or position in the world pretty hilarious, especially with social media, which in the event you didn’t know is the fucking fall of society….happening in a newsfeed in front of your very eyes…every fucking second…

I think they are interesting because they are famous because of their parents, but also because they were raised by celebrities, who live fucking weirdo insular lives of luxury that is probably a lot of fun because they basically never work….so it’s about partying, socializing, adventure, being rich and awesome, at least to themselves and each other cuz to outsiders like us they are vile pieces of shit….

I don’t think they are interesting because they offer the world anything of substance, especially not when they are picked up by the Kardashians and used and amplified as part of a creepy storyline of a 40 year old fucking a 20 year old of IG….

I don’t find them interesting because they have any marketable skills, other than being lucky enough to be born in the right place with the right DNA…and really with all the family money…what the fuck else do you expect them to do.

I do find them interesting, at least Sofia Richie, who may be boring, but hot bodied in her bikini..

Sofia Richie Bikini

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2021

02

Apr

Sofia Richie Topless of the Day

Sofia Richie is topless in this artsy shoot…not that there’s that much artistry to the pics…but that’s probably because I don’t think art actually exists…even though I’ve known some self proclaimed artists over the years…who were technical able to paint and draw…but who created shit that I would argue was not art….but more acceptable as art since it was paintings than photography…which is not art….Artists are pretentious losers who have rich friends that co-sign their art to launder money…it’s a rich person thing…because Art doesn’t exist…prove me wrong.

That said, this bootleg or fringe Kardashian thanks to fucking one of the Kardashian’s main handlers to launch her social media career…because the Kardashians are the HARVARD or the ELITE SCHOOL of influencing…not because they are masterful or that clever or good…but because society has decided they are….so this is all part of those tactics I guess….get seen…while people are looking in a way that’s not porny or onlyfans cuz her dad’s worth 500 million dollars and she doesn’t need the money…she just does it becuase she like sbeing topless in pics for no reason I guess…which is a great reason…

All this to say, thank god she’s not Nicole…the adopted one….because adopted kids are fucking imposters while this one is the real deal..

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2021

24

Mar

Sofia Richie Looking Good of the Day

I don’t know what these Sofia Richie pictures are all about, she says it’s just her lounging at her very expensive looking house, because she’s Lionel Richie’s daughter, and is richer than most….so expensive things is all she knows…

She’s in a silk robe looking thing and she’s showing a lot of leg and it’s a nice reminder that she’s Lionel’s daughter….who is actually his daughter…unlike that Nicole…who was adopted in the weirdest fucking way that makes no sense to me…but you know the rich…they like babies…LOL..

I heard Paris Hilton has a new Reality Show with Lindsay Lohan that Nicole may be a part of, so we’ll all have a reason to live again..but in the meantime, we can stare at the younger generation, since it’s hotter, more perverted, exhibitionists, fun….

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2021

15

Feb

Sofia Richie Mini Skirt of the Day

I saw some of these pics the other day on other websites, but being the weirdo hoarder of celebrity pictures even though I hate celebrities but for whatever reason have immersed myself in celebrity tits….felt the need to give you my take on it….and I have no idea why….blame the higher powers that are channeled through my fingers as I create this genius bullshit no one reads…

So this photoshoot is some self promotion, or maybe a promotion to promote some product that she’s selling, since nothing on the internet is just editorial or fun, it’s all part of a marketing campaign to sell to the idiots…because instagram is an infomercial that people are too dumb to realize because they are too busy chasing likes and follows of their own…

Sofia Richie is only interesting to me because her family decided to lend her to the soulless, possibly evil satanist, Kardashians who definitely made a deal with someone, because their mom-ager who got all this praise for masterminding the whole thing was around for over 20 years prior to them actually hitting…so I feel like it may be an inside job…and I doubt that at 50 she was like “now I’ll try to take over the internet with my shitty and disgusting kids”….

But yeah, Sofia Richie, and heiress to Lionel’s empire, played a cast member on the Kardashian show, or IG feed, because she fucked the weirdo groomer Scott Disick, who collects all these young LA girls…

All while having the money to do anything she ever wanted…but instead chose to be a Kardashian spin off character to hype herself up on social media instead of just using her dad’s money to produce cool shit on her own…

I mean…that’s weird to me….

I get the whole finding some chick at a bus stop and rooking her into your human trafficking on instagram, but Lionel Richie’s heiress daughter…clearly LA rich kids are part of some evil cult…just fucking with the minds of the youth…

Anyway, here are her legs….looking strong….get her some watermelons to crush….



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