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2021

27

Jan

Sofia Richie in a Bikini of the Day

Sofia Richie posted a few boring bikini pics where she pretends to read at a high school level when you know she tapped out in the 5th grade when she realized that Lionel was her dad and that they were billionaires, so that she could just live basically the life of a princess with no real effort…and really that’s how it should be, if your dad was Lionel Richie, and maybe he is…I mean he was a huge star and likely fucked some groupies out there….but that’s not the point, the point is if you’re rich as shit and you have shitty kids, even if you have good kids, they are still shitty kids, because kids are shit, you’re going to give them what you didn’t have growing up because it doesn’t cost much, it offsets the fact that you neglected them when making that money, and really you’re in a rich person scene and have to live up to the expectations of other rich people, sending your rich kid to work at the gas station is not really the option, but a funny way to fuck with your rich dad if that gas station is in the neighborhood all his rich friends get gas….like “Why’s Lionel’s kid pumping gas”….

Anyway, this one was sold to the Kardashians, likely makes crazy internet money, and the whole thing is not that exciting, because I like my rich kid rebellion to involve falling off the fucking rails, not just doing basic influencer in a bikini bullshit…BORING use of a young hot body…

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2021

13

Jan

Sofia Richie’s Bikini Top of the Day

I don’t really give a fuck about Sofia Richie, I only really appreciate her because she’s Lionel’s official daughter, where as Nicole, because I’m old and remember Nicole, is just some bitter adopted twat trying to mooch off Sofia’s inheritance…so I like to give her any attention when I come across her hot selfies, just in efforts to amplify Sofia as the Richie that matters…even if she doesn’t.

I do think she’s hotter than Nicole, but most things are hotter than some plastic surgery ridden rat with fetal alcohol syndrome that was found in a dumpster….you see I like legitimate celebrity children, not those who literally fell into it by being left in the trash back stage…

I’ve listed why I like celebrity children, which includes being rich entitled raised by narcissistic trash that think they are important because of who their parents are, thanks to living that luxury celebrity life their entire life…it’s a specific kind of person…

I do not like that Sofia took the easy route to instagram fame by getting repped by her friend’s family, so that she could be on their show, cast as another vapid idiot to turn into a promo model for brands that overpay her…

I get why she’d do it, I just think it’d be nice if people were a bit cooler, I mean you’re Lionel Richie’s daughter, why bother trying, just collect and do things that have more meaning than selfies on the private jet being rich….it’s just lame bragging shit that is empty and destroying society….go build a fucking village in Africa as part of a Pilgrimage with the Biebers or some shit…you know make a difference…

BUT I GUESS – it’s easier to take a selfie with the tits out…and that works for me also…

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2020

11

Dec

Sofia Richie in a Bikini of the Day

I wasn’t going to bother posting these pics Sofia Richie posted of herself in a bikini, they new pics of an old trip, and who the fuck cares….

However, I already downloaded them thinking I was going to rant about how the entitled LA rich kid has it all figured out. Align with the Kardashians to launch into the world of AVON LADY life…pushing product on people who don’t need what you are selling because you are an influencer with influencer and they bow to you….instead of doing things that actually matter…because it’s fun to have people look at your ass on a social media platform owned by the devil himself….

The world is nuts, but when you’ve got Lionel Richie level money coming your way, I guess there’s no point in doing anything besides creating masturbation fodder for likes and follows, it’s fulfilling work….like downloading them and reposting them…only different…you see what I did there…called myself the lame one for calling her the lame one while downloading pics of her to put up here…I never claimed to not be a bottom feeder…I just think all these people should do better that they do since they have all the options available to them because I am an optimist with high hopes for the world…I mean not really…I have no hopes or expectations but from my outside perspective, I’d expect better than being a Kardashian….but these are people who idolize the Kardashians and the empire and power they have…they live amongst each other and it’s probably a joke amongst them….so obviously that’s their target…it’s just too bad that that is the world we are in…

Either way, the ass looks good, and not just because it looks like it ate Nicole Richie’s scrawny ass…I mean that’s a hot ass.

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2020

02

Dec

Sofia Richie Bikini of the Day

Lionel’s actual daughter, who we hope gets Nicole written out of the Lionel will, even though she’s already milked the Richie name harder than an actual Richie, because adopted people are all fucked up in their head….

Sofia, the rich kid with everything, who decided to become a social media influencer to rip brands off with her crazy social media post rate, because get that money when you can, even when you already have unlimited spending ability….I guess it’s a fun game against the shitty entitled rich kids of LA to see who can rich BILLIONAIRE status first….you know just because they can….not because they need it…I mean girl has been flying private since birth…her dad is LIONEL richie..

Anyway, she’s removed herself as a cast member on the Kardashians, playing the 20 year old stepmom to one of their rodents. I assume it was just a marketing initiative the Kardashian ad agency put together because that’s how money grubbing works. If they cast a handful of slutty rich LA kids they know and make them part of their roster, it’s a win for everyone….so that’s been Sofia’s college, her deep contribution to the world, be a vapid rich kid, people like watching that…especially when in a bikini..

I’m not hating, she looks good to me!

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2020

25

Nov

Sofia Richie Bikini of the Day

Sofia Richie is in a bikini on some luxury vacation because she’s rich, what the fuck else is she going to do, not shower and shop at Salvation Army to seem more legit amongst the other rich kids in Brooklyn pretending to be poor, in efforts to come across as having more substance than they have since they have no substance…

The reality of it is that she’s Lionel Richie’s kid, he’s made 100s of millions of dollars over the years, so that she doesn’t need to work and if I was some richer that my wildest expectations motherfucker, I’d proabbly let my shitty kid live a 25k-50k a month lifestyle, because why the fuck not…it’s the family’s competitive advantage…

She looks good in a bikini, so why the fuck would she be doing anything but this vapid useless instagram shit, she’s the rich tits the Kardashians helped build, to make her uselessness seem more high profile, so that she can sell instagram brand deals to seem like she’s working towards something, even though she really doesn’t have to…she just needs to pose in her bikini, it’s hard work for rich sluts that have it all….I mean what do you expect her to be doing, saying “keep your money dad, I’m going to live out my dream being a Walmart Cashier”…she’s not that obscure or compelling, just mainstream bullshit living the top of the mainstream life, suburban really…but who cares…she’s tits in a bikini you’d all like to fuck…I mean whoever gets to K-Fed that is going to be laughing…on that “Hello, is it me you’re looking for” palimony…Get it.

Like all Sofia Richie posts, just be happy this isn’t Nicole Richie,





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2020

02

Nov

Sofia Richie Catwoman of the Day

Sofia Richie Halloween

Sofia Richie did some Catwoman shit, which I guess is clickbait for the nerds of the internet, since the internet is mainstream, it’s safe to assume you’re all a bunch of nerds, who chose screentime over real life, porn over sex, texting and liking pics that don’t matter over living…..nerd shit…

She’s doing her “Halle Berry” Catwoman, which I assume your nerd asses already knew, I mean what would be the point of knowing every woman in every comicbook and comic book movie, if you couldn’t identify the actress involved in the look…you know…nerd shit.

I guess she chose Halle Berry, because they are the same level of blackness, which is obviously something I can’t assume or write about in this era of Black people, because what the fuck do I know about levels of blackness…if a black bitch was raised in a white suburban area or in Sofia’s case amongst the rich and famous…is she any less black than someone who wasn’t, I mean I guess not…but maybe when white pussy pushed them out they are…

I only find Sofia Richie interesting because Lionel must be worth hundreds of millions of dollars, yet she decides to go partner up with the Kardashians as one of their castmember or props in their storyline, you know a handout from a family friend, like if you’re childhood friend’s family owns the mill and offer you a job at 15, only their mill is one of EVIL, consumerism and materialism….just all around gross….

I do think she represents an era of trashy people with too much money being trash…anything for clout, followers and attention because it’s so fucking lazy to be someone getting paid to selfie…

I also think she’s pretty hot, so we can forgive her for her empty, vapid existence, I mean all our lives don’t matter, at least she flies on her dad’s private jet to fancy places to do fancy things like likely bore her….

When you have everything, you have nothing to look forward to, but yet they never seem to kill themselves, why is that? Maybe when you have everything, you don’t need to bother killing yourself because you’re being pampered and pandered to all day….

At least she’s hot.


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2020

19

Oct

Sofia Richie on Treadmill of the Day

Sofia Richie is Lionel’s Biological daughter who was sold off to the Kardashians to be a player in their stupid fucking show that should be cancelled for being a fucking terrorist attack on the nation because their audience are too stupid to realize how evil they are with their monetization and face injections to offset being pigs.

Sofia Richie obviously wasn’t sold off to the Kardashians, they are family friends and figured they could either make some money off her, or give her a good start at a life of her own, despite already being the inheritor after the future death of her very rich dad….she may even be his only biological daughter who should get more than Nicole’s share of the pot based on his sperm having actually made her.

I am sure in the celebrity circles they laugh about the money they make, how easy it is to troll the masses on social media. I doubt they fucking care or even really try all that hard, it’s just an endless fountain of cash being thrown at them that they just collect foe existing…it’s a great scam, so I guess why not make more money if it’s available, to turn that off would be dumb…and why not let your entourage do the same because it’s a fucking joke out here…

I do think there’s such thing as having too much, at a certain point it’s disgusting, and I do think that being a vapid little trashcan of a human trying to get clout on social media for being the vapid daughter of a singer is idiotic…like do better in life…you don’t need the money, save AIDS babies or some shit…

The good news is that whether LA breeds shitty people, and it does, doesn’t matter, because her ass is good, and really that’s all I care about in the grand scheme of this nonsense celebrity shit…

This is her lazy booty fitness….and some barely there cameltoe as she covers her face with VERY expensive clothing…

Here she is buying designer clothing, hiding her face, but still rocking some barely there cameltoe because pussy definition is the style motherfuckers.

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2020

13

Oct

Sofia Richie’s Ass in Leggings of the Day


I don’t find Sofia Richie all that hot, but she’s hotter than her adoptive sister and inheritance thief Nicole Richie, which isn’t saying much, because even with her fake tits, that bitch looks like a wet rat…even when she’s dry…which is probably why she ended up with a fucking. loser like the Good Charlotte faggot, who to anyone with a brain, no matter how kind or rich he is, is clearly an embarassing mall brand loser…

Well Sofia Richie, is doing her same hustle like Nicole, only instead of leeching off Paris Hilton, this one leeches off the Kardashians…in a “why go to college or do good, when I can get that Kardashian clout and get paid for just being me”….not to mention Lionel Richie must be worth a few hundred million, so clearly girl doesn’t need to be a contributing person in society, she can instead laugh her way into the Kardashian scam, I mean they did all grow up together…Khloe was Nicole’s Assistant, Kim was Paris’ assistant…it is some incest, nepotism, let’s all get stupid rich together because American are fucking idiots…

Either way, she’s in leggigns, and it’s TIGHT PANT TUESDAY, so scope out the ass…if want.


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2020

06

Oct

Sofia Bush Wet Tits of the Day

Sofia Bush Bikini

Sofia Bush is not showing her bush, despite it being her namesake, how could a bitch named bush not be the feminist ambassador for not shaving your cooter, but instead we are stuck with this new wave fake feminist movement of social media celebrating bush on some bitch who might as well have a huge cock, you know a fat, shaved head bitch who looks like someone your nerd ass whould invite over for a Dungeons and Dragons cuck because based on the girls I see posting fuck videos on Reddit, since Reddit is a porn site, there’s a lot of really perverted Sci/Fi Fantasy weirdos…as you’d expect…but they remain as terrifying as they’ve always been.

Speaking of nerds, Sofia Bush was on One Tree Hill, another nerd show, that nerds flocked to, at least nerds I knew at the time. I’ve never seen it, I just know she was the hot pussy in it, and this is her glammed up for a casual pool pic to keep that social media relevance alive, in hopes she’ll get work again or something….fame…such a stupid thing.

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2020

08

Sep

Sofia Richie Working on A Yeast Infection of the Day

Sofia Richie Working on A Yeast Infection 2

Sofia Richie is basically manipulating the media. She’s been tarnished by the Keeping Up with the Kardashian clan who adopted her and made her their own.

The big news I heard but didn’t google is that Keeping Up with the Kardashians is finally over, they say Kanye gave Kim the “Family or Show” ultimatum and she chose family, but it’s likely just a marketing ploy, plus they don’t need the show, they’ve already won hard…they just need their social media profiles…

That said….amazing news the show is over…but too little too late..these fucks will live on forever…monetizing and destroying a generation of minds..

That said….SOFIA RICHIE is one of the talents in their roster, they obviously have their hands in the careers of a bunch of people, it’s part of the hustle and it makes sense, some WWE shit where they OWN the people they put on.

All these idiots grew up together in Calabasas, so it makes sense that Will Smith’s kid is in on it too. These people have been going to each other’s parties since preschool or whatever rich daycare they went to.

So this is how they are MANIPULATING THE MEDIA….this time with her COHORT .or accomplice…partner in crime….JAYDEN SMITH…making a headline out of who gives a fuck what dicks Lionel Richie’s young useless Kardashian daughter puts up in her. But she is in a bikini

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She also posted these bikini pics from her 47th birthday..


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