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2021

13

Jan

Sofia Richie’s Bikini Top of the Day

I don’t really give a fuck about Sofia Richie, I only really appreciate her because she’s Lionel’s official daughter, where as Nicole, because I’m old and remember Nicole, is just some bitter adopted twat trying to mooch off Sofia’s inheritance…so I like to give her any attention when I come across her hot selfies, just in efforts to amplify Sofia as the Richie that matters…even if she doesn’t.

I do think she’s hotter than Nicole, but most things are hotter than some plastic surgery ridden rat with fetal alcohol syndrome that was found in a dumpster….you see I like legitimate celebrity children, not those who literally fell into it by being left in the trash back stage…

I’ve listed why I like celebrity children, which includes being rich entitled raised by narcissistic trash that think they are important because of who their parents are, thanks to living that luxury celebrity life their entire life…it’s a specific kind of person…

I do not like that Sofia took the easy route to instagram fame by getting repped by her friend’s family, so that she could be on their show, cast as another vapid idiot to turn into a promo model for brands that overpay her…

I get why she’d do it, I just think it’d be nice if people were a bit cooler, I mean you’re Lionel Richie’s daughter, why bother trying, just collect and do things that have more meaning than selfies on the private jet being rich….it’s just lame bragging shit that is empty and destroying society….go build a fucking village in Africa as part of a Pilgrimage with the Biebers or some shit…you know make a difference…

BUT I GUESS – it’s easier to take a selfie with the tits out…and that works for me also…

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