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2021

13

Jan

Taylor Momsen is Nude on her CD of the Day

I was going to say that Taylor Momsen is being all Analog like other hip and cool “artists” that aren’t really artists, but rather marketing machines that pretend to be artists…but then I remembered that CDs were the first mainstream dive into digital music, they are the source of all that is evil thanks to Digital, and the hip and cool fucks are printing records and audio casette, not CDs because CDs fucking suck…

Which is likely why Momsent put her nude pic on the CD art, seeing as she’d expect NO ONE in the world to buy it, you know a subtle troll that was like, “if you buy it, you deserve to see my tits, cuz I feel for you loser”….and luckily, loser fanboys have the ability to take a pic and post it online so we can all see her child star turned edgy LA rocker titties!

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