Sofia Richie Bikini of the Day

2020

Nov

Sofia Richie is in a bikini on some luxury vacation because she’s rich, what the fuck else is she going to do, not shower and shop at Salvation Army to seem more legit amongst the other rich kids in Brooklyn pretending to be poor, in efforts to come across as having more substance than they have since they have no substance…

The reality of it is that she’s Lionel Richie’s kid, he’s made 100s of millions of dollars over the years, so that she doesn’t need to work and if I was some richer that my wildest expectations motherfucker, I’d proabbly let my shitty kid live a 25k-50k a month lifestyle, because why the fuck not…it’s the family’s competitive advantage…

She looks good in a bikini, so why the fuck would she be doing anything but this vapid useless instagram shit, she’s the rich tits the Kardashians helped build, to make her uselessness seem more high profile, so that she can sell instagram brand deals to seem like she’s working towards something, even though she really doesn’t have to…she just needs to pose in her bikini, it’s hard work for rich sluts that have it all….I mean what do you expect her to be doing, saying “keep your money dad, I’m going to live out my dream being a Walmart Cashier”…she’s not that obscure or compelling, just mainstream bullshit living the top of the mainstream life, suburban really…but who cares…she’s tits in a bikini you’d all like to fuck…I mean whoever gets to K-Fed that is going to be laughing…on that “Hello, is it me you’re looking for” palimony…Get it.

Like all Sofia Richie posts, just be happy this isn’t Nicole Richie,