Sofia Richie posted a few boring bikini pics where she pretends to read at a high school level when you know she tapped out in the 5th grade when she realized that Lionel was her dad and that they were billionaires, so that she could just live basically the life of a princess with no real effort…and really that’s how it should be, if your dad was Lionel Richie, and maybe he is…I mean he was a huge star and likely fucked some groupies out there….but that’s not the point, the point is if you’re rich as shit and you have shitty kids, even if you have good kids, they are still shitty kids, because kids are shit, you’re going to give them what you didn’t have growing up because it doesn’t cost much, it offsets the fact that you neglected them when making that money, and really you’re in a rich person scene and have to live up to the expectations of other rich people, sending your rich kid to work at the gas station is not really the option, but a funny way to fuck with your rich dad if that gas station is in the neighborhood all his rich friends get gas….like “Why’s Lionel’s kid pumping gas”….

Anyway, this one was sold to the Kardashians, likely makes crazy internet money, and the whole thing is not that exciting, because I like my rich kid rebellion to involve falling off the fucking rails, not just doing basic influencer in a bikini bullshit…BORING use of a young hot body…

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