Sammi Hanratty is a nothing celebrity who has had one or two acting jobs that didn’t matter…

I guess she’s on instagram trying to get noticed, probably in hopes of getting more attention, more famous, more acting jobs so that she’s not seen as some almost made it but didn’t quite make it…

My opinion of her strategy is pretty irrelevant because I don’t know what it takes to be famous, even though I’ve been doing this all these years, there’s no actual logic, it just depends who co-signs the talent…but I do know that if you’re going to be doing bra in fishnet mesh tops…you should probably lose the bra…we’re all grown ups here…show the fucking tits, get the hits…this “soft” approach to slutty in an era where everyone is literally selling their nudes won’t stand the test…so figure it out Ratty….

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I post these Sammi Hanratty as charity, because I know that no one gives a fuck about her, but she’s trying so fucking hard to matter, just not quite hard enough sine I haven’t seen her VAG.

She is an actress who luckily got a job on Shameless, which is a huge show, that she probably was like “I HAVE MADE IT”….then they killed her off, or fired her, and she never worked again.

So she’s resorted to the low level attention seeking of dancing in tight activewear on social media to give all the fucking boners….only not quite hot enough to give the boners…so she’s given herself BLUE hair like she’s at a BLM rally in Portland…unless this is what they call ‘E-Girl’…which is like someone who watches too much Anime and does Asheago porn drooling on herself with her eyes rolled back…and tongue out…it’s a terrible fetish that you’ve seen Belle Delphine dominate in her porn career..now this one’s getting in on it…progress for humanity I guess.

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Sammi Hanratty is some low level actress who has really done barely anything of substance, she randomly got cast as a girlfriend on the show Shameless and has ridden than for the last 3-5 years as she hasn’t really secured other work…..she’s got a weird pudgy face that I don’t like…but I have facial recognition blindness, it’s a real condition, and all faces shapeshift, so maybe she’s the hottest looking thing ever, and I just see some doughy or puffy mess….because of my MEDICAL CONDITION…

She has done some slutty things, but this is her in leggings two sizes to big for her little body, I mean the drop crotch effect isn’t supposed to happen unless you’re a dwarf or a kid, I am supposed to see her vagina definition in full…you know able to determine if she’s got an inny or outty…..but instead I just see fabric…it’s a crime..

What is also a crime is that her level of celebrity hasn’t got her selling butthole pics on the internet yet….which means she’s likely from money or has morals, I don’t know but I expect premium nudes….HANRATTY…

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Sammi Hanratty is some 25 year old actress who got her start in 2006, when when she was 10 years old in some really low level roles, so you know she’s got parents who drive her to auditions and shit. You know the worst kind of parents who pretend they are doing it for the kids, but who are instead more interested in the fame and fortune and pat on the back that their genetics combined make magic….

She’s really done VERY little over the last 15 years of trying, some recurring roles, the most famous being 7 episodes of Shameless….6 episodes of Zack and Cody for the pervert Disney Watchers who should be arrested..which brings up an important point about QAnon….People or the Media are so aggressively against QAnon, which makes me suspicious of those people.

It’s like they are the same people who have something to hide, or are working for the people who have nothing to hide. I am not going to claim to be a QAnon expert, I’ve only known about the group for the last year or so, but conspiracies and misinformation aside, where’s the harm in a group of people coming together to try to debunk the system and expose people in power, the “elite” for being pedophiles or for doing illegal shit, whether they are crazy or not….it seems like a pretty noble cause from my perspective. I mean I’ve been saying Hollywood is full of garbage humans forever, but instead of people getting arrested, the sign autographs…it’s very weird….I just think it’s weird that the media don”t want to hear about exposing high up people for the illegal shit they do….if they got even one corrupt fuck exposed with their internet sleuthing, wouldn’t that be a good thing, free crowdsourced investigations, seems harless and like something great for the media to run with if they hit the right scandal…the fact the media is against it or consistently denounces it is far more concerning…in this freedom of speech era of there’s no such thing as freedom…

Well, that was a weird rant….I don’t know..but maybe Hanratty does…as she is her trying to elevate her profile with some low level nudity, but not enough nudity to really be as relevant as the stars of her era who are all getting deep dicked on their social media…you know because they are sex positive or some other nonsense spin….

Step it up HANRATTY…do it for the RATTY kingdom….of RATS…which is what I assume she calls her fan base.

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Sammi Hanratty is a non famous rat looking actress that lucked out and ended up on Shameless for a season or two because they needed some crack baby looking bitch to fill the spot of one of the girlfriends in the show..

Shameless as a concept is great and I did watch the first season and the last season, ignoring the 10 or more seasons in between, because I am from the era of William H Macy being a legend of an actor in a lot of great roles, so I bought into him doing TV….plus I can relate to degenerate losers in life far too much that I would have liked….but being a drunk mooch is my vibe….I hated Emmy Rossum, despite the tits for the season I watched and I loved that they didn’t give her the same amount of money as William H Macy forcing her to quit the show, which was the biggest and most important thing she ever did to be relevant, she was probably one step away from heading back to New York to work for her Auntie Vera Wang in the fashion business before getting cast, that loser ungrateful bitch….so when she quit, I figured I’d watch again because like the “VOTE” they are shoving down your throat, I hoped my VIEW mattered in then NEVER folding to recast the cunt.

ANYWAY, Sammi Hanratty, who is far too ratty for my liking, but great to play a crackbaby or an inbred, is being sleazy to get noticed, it’s standard and basic tactics for this moron generation of underachieving slackers who are overpaid for minimal effort like that tiktok bitch making 5 million to dance as she lip syncs….suck a fucking dick…people do actual important things in this world and don’t even make 100k tittok cunt.

I love that my Sammi Hanratty post has zero to do with Hanratty because that’s how inspiring her trashy content is.

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Sammi Hanratty is really irrelevant aspiring acting trash who landed a role on Shameless for a season, which was 5 years ago and she’s still fucking riding it out because she hasn’t booked another acting job….this post should be backdated and never on the mainpage because she’s that irrelevant but I’m feeling nice.

She’s not hot, not a sex object by any means, at least not from where I’m looking, but she’s progressively popping up on the pervert forums like our FORUMS because she exists in the industry and thus we track her….

But thanks to every celebrity realizing thirst trapping is thrilling and gets some response, every one out there is as half naked as they can be as often as they can be, not giving a fuck if it is shameless or not, because they are trying to build fucking numbers and this is how you do it…see if she had millions of fans…she’d be cast in ALL the shows like Bella Thorne…or maybe she’s got rent to pay and is on the verge of selling fisting videos on a fan site…I don’t know…but her last 6 pics are slutty.

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Sammi Hanratty was on Shameless for less than a season, I wouldn’t know because I only watched the first season of Shameless and started hating it because it was trying too hard to be edgy and was clearly written by nerds who moved to Hollywood to work in the entertainment industry and had zero level of edgy in them…you know the kind of pussy faking being a degenerate for the sake of writing…appropriating it if you will and basically mocking the life of a degenerate in a Hollywood way that will never get exposed because rich people playing ghetto ass poor people is accepted, as long as the rich people playing poor people are the right race, otherwise that’d be offensive…but when a motherfucker like William H Macy’s out here playing a low life drunken addict and terrible father, when in real life is buying his kid’s education and sending his wife to Jail because he’s too much of a pussy for it, it kind of makes watching the whole thing painful….then throw in Emmy Rossum, a dog shit actress who isn’t even hot, but who is also an entitled rich kid, related to VERA WANG of all people, doing her best attempt at poverty, basically mocking poverty, I get annoyed….not because I don’t grasp acting as a concept even if I think it’s lame…but because the show sucks…hire real crackheads to write it…make it legit.

HOWEVER, in an attempt to endorse or support the show’s move to drop ROSSUM, because she cried for more money despite the show basically having made her, I watched the most recent season….and it sucked but was better than previous seasons with no ROSSUM….

So what I am saying is that I have no idea who this one is because her only acting role ever was that show….and has been trying to milk that gig to increase her celebrity….at least on social media and I have no idea how that’s working out for her, but here she is with her very boring clickbait…

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Sammi Hanratty is really an irrelevant actress who miraculously got cast to be on Shameless before they killed her off. Not that I watch Shameless, but I did this past season only because I was celebrating that they wrote Emmy Rossum off the show after she demanded more money, despite being garbage and owning her fucking career to that show…because egos have egos and think they are more important or valuable than they are…especially when they are rich cunts..

Anyway, this ratty chick is on social media where she is zero interesting or compelling, unless you’re into girls with seeming giant heads….like her head is wider than her hips…what kind of cartoon shit is this…

The truth is, you’re into any girl, even those with dicks as long as they present themselves as girls…whether they’ve got the tits or surgeries or not…long hair and make-up is good enough…so you’re the simple minded fan base she’s speaking to.

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Sammi Hanratty has been on Shameless once. That is the claim to fame. I assume as a working actor she’s got fans, even if she’s not a majorly successful working actor, she’s been on tv and that’s more than most can say, and when on TV, she was on a hit show…

So it only makes sense that she’s in a semi nude censored shoot for her marketing efforts…a shoot from 6 months ago I’ve posted half of that she keeps releasing images from, like it is the only shoot she’s ever done, because it probably is.

I don’t know why I am posting it…but I am posting it.

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