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2020

30

Jan

Sammi Hanratty in Lingerie of the Day

Her name is Sammi Hanratty and she’s barely a celebrity, she’s just got a horrible name because you are forced to think ratty when you look at her, and she’s doing that to herself, implanting us with those thoughts, it’s like if Olivia Wilde went professionally as COCKBURN, you couldn’t help but see your cock burning, either in an actual fire that forced to to graft it back on, or just from disease….either way the affiliation is no good…

What is good is that she gets in her lingerie on social media for you perverts to jack off to her. So fucking do it already and stop wasting my time.

I really don’t find her cute.

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2020

22

Jan

Sammi Hanratty In a Bra of the Day

Sammi Hanratty Bra

Sammi Hanratty attended the Cirque Du Soleil’s Volta premiere in her black lace bra….which I guess would be erotic if her head didn’t look like a fucking cartoon character brought to live action in some weird Hollywood special effect attempt to sellout seats in Chinese Theatres….

Seriously, those cheeks are the real life version of a caricature you get done in some tourist destination.

You can stare at her tits, if you’re into that, weirdo but I am like how is this a real person and not a picture in a frame on the wall of your old dentist’s office from his trip to fucking Dollywood back in 1993.

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2019

21

Nov

Sammi Hanratty TITTY RASH OF THE DAY

Sammi Hanratty is a 24 year old trashcan from Ariazon who has been in LA since she was 2 trying to be famous.

She looks like she’s pre-pubescent and not just because of her cystic acne all over her chest like she’s having some kind of alergic reaction to Dairy or GLUTEN that you can expect to read about on her social media, or maybe she just eats too many chocolate bars…

She is barely famous with only 290k followers on instagram – her biggest role is playing Carl’s wife Kassidi on Shameless…but got killed off….because she’s just that good….

I guess the downtime gives her all the time in the world to take weirdo titty selfies of her rash…it’s like HERPES but on her chest not her cunt….and I know there’s at least one of you who can’t fucking handle looking at this shit, who just finds it so fucking perfect, it is your DIAMOND in the fucking rough…and that’s creepy but I like facilitating it.

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2019

15

Oct

Sammi Hanratty Stripper Pole Erotica of the Day

Sammi Hanratty is some young actress that some dudes I know think is hot and worth fucking, but the dudes I know find all kinds of things hot, so their opinion doesn’t really matter, and you can come to the conclusion yourself as to whether this young slut training for a back-up job in case acting doesn’t work, by doing that stripper thing that is now mainstream thanks to Cardi B and that J.LO movie, instead of being looked down upon as the trash that it is, you know women getting naked for money, exploiting men for money with their tits, like the suckers we are….not that it is looked down upon here in French Canada, because it’s always been the back-up plan for French Canadian girls…so I understand this Sammi Hanratty pole dance for attention on IG plight….and I also know she’ll never be a stripper but that doesn’t mean she’s not a whore and I find comfort in that.

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2019

15

Jul

Sammi Hanratty Latex Fetish of the Day

Sammi Hanratty Latex Fetish 1

Slutty Sammi Hanratty.

She was an unmemorable character on Shameless, a show I am amazed still exists because the last time I saw it, YEARS ago, I thought it was some dumb rendition of what poor drunk degenerates do…written from a candy-coated Hollywood perspective that lacked authenticity, depth or a point…basically these motherfuckers never hung out with trash..but they have all these opinions of trash…missing the fucking mark.

Anyway, this girl from the show, needs to keep up momentum and she’s doing that in Latex for you to fantasize cumming all over it and watching it drip off….as LATEX Fetishists do.

Sammi Hanratty Latex Fetish 1

Sammi Hanratty Latex Fetish

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2019

29

May

Sammi Hanratty Topless of the Day

Sammi Hanratty Topless

Sammi Hanratty topless again…..

So if she’s doing the same hustle for attention – tits out to get noticed – why should I bother writing a new post on her….

I don’t have any real insight on her, other than that she’s under 25…but looks like she’s 12…which you perverts fucking like….and I guess knows how to make that work for her…..

She was in Shameless…and who the fuck cares what else…and now she’s doing black and white titty pics cuz it’s art to increase her profile so that one day maybe she will get to be the academy award winner she wants to be..a legitimate actress….it could happen since movies producers like young slutty girls with followers….it’s the Miley and Bella Thorne strategy to success that a lot of copycats are out there doing….and that I appreciate for being out there doing it….

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2019

14

May

Sammi Hanratty Topless of the Day

Sammi Hanratty Topless

Sammi Hanratty…she was in Shameless….and her she is in some lame topless shoot…

She’s under 25…but looks like she’s 12…which you perverts fucking like….and I guess knows how to make that work for her, because she was in Shameless…

Back in 1997, when you were 40 and still a pervert….and she was 2 years old, she moved from Arizona to LA, like any 2 year old with a dream would do…you know just packed her 2 year old bags and told her mom and dad “Peace out losers, I’m going to Hollywood”….where all her hard work got her on Shameless.

What I am saying is…

She’s got stage parents and that makes her more interesting….broken…and eager….trying to make it…which comes with nudity.

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2019

19

Apr

Slutty Sammi Hanratty of the Day

Slutty Sammi Hanratty

What a weird looking creature..

Is it hot, or is it a cartoon, or is it a freak…it’s one of those girls you’re unsure on…

It’s not obvious, until your erection reminds you that you’ll fuck anything…


Slutty Sammi Hanratty

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2019

15

Feb

Sammi Hanratty See Through Nipples of the Day

Sammi Hanratty See Through Nipples Lingerie

Sammi Hanratty is some girl who got Killed off from Shameless like she was Emmy Rossum….and like Emmy Rossum….she’s into showing her fucking tits…and that’s a good thing because despite what they all tell you or what they tell themselves…the whole “it’s just tits”…”It’s just nipples”….”don’t sexualize our tits”….well it’s Tits and It’s Nipples and seeing all the tits is amazing.

Heck Yeah! For Tits….

Keep em coming Ratty and every other slut out there pretending they aren’t sluts out there….

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2018

27

Dec

Sam Hanratty Got Them TItties On of the Day

Sam Hanratty got her tits out…Who cares…

Hanratty is a silly name…

Young sluts being slutty because of feminism…because they are from the porn generation and don’t know what slutty is…or don’t judge sluts cuz they are an inclusive generation….and don’t judge each other for being sluts…and even if a girl wants to take 12 dicks down her throat no condom! Fucking 12 cum shots dripping down her leg at the rave….and that’s not even slutty to them…but dudes jerking off to their tits…that’s sexual assulut…

No logic in this world…ever.

That said…PIMPLE TIT.

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