Sammi Hanratty attended the Cirque Du Soleil’s Volta premiere in her black lace bra….which I guess would be erotic if her head didn’t look like a fucking cartoon character brought to live action in some weird Hollywood special effect attempt to sellout seats in Chinese Theatres….

Seriously, those cheeks are the real life version of a caricature you get done in some tourist destination.

You can stare at her tits, if you’re into that, weirdo but I am like how is this a real person and not a picture in a frame on the wall of your old dentist’s office from his trip to fucking Dollywood back in 1993.

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