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2022

23

May

Kristin Cavallari Bikini Top of the Day

I did not give a shit about Cavallari back when she was younger and on TV, so I am not really into her now that she’s some MILF divorcee with a set of tits and a hard nipple, that is shamelessly showing off said tits and hard nipple, because it’s good for her social media ratio, building followers, working the algorithm, so that she can sell more product, since her hefty child support and alimony from fucking a pro athlete to completion isn’t enough, you know she doesn’t want to be one of those OC moms who doesn’t work and who collects the checks from their exes thanks to strategic work with their cunts, you know prostituting without the stigma, or the late nights on the street approaching cars and hoping it’s not cops, filled with more designer clothing, expensive homes and you just need one john dumb enough to cum in you to sort it all out and spin it like you’re not a whore…I mean she was on TV, so she can’t be a money grubber…that’s what they want you to think…or she’s an entrepreneur with a brand who you’d think doesn’t need to be a money grubber….yet for whatever reason, the tits are out like a money grubber….so if it looks and smells like a money grubber, we can assume that’s exactly what it is and exactly why the tits are out.

Shameless, shouldn’t she be at soccer practice or doing other rich mom shit, so maybe rich mom shit is about having the tits out….holding onto the ability to give boners as long as they can.

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