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2022

02

Jun

Kristin Cavallari Bikini of the day

Here’s Divorcee or Widow Kristin Cavallari looking like she found the instagram filter, because her face looks super imposed on her body, like so many instagram trash I’ve come across, it’s like these bitches think fake filters are an answer to getting glammed up, especially when they are old and rotten like this one.

It’s like why get hair and make-up to come, despite being rich as shit, I want my fans to think I’m low maintenance and hill next to my millionaire pool….since everything about me is vapid, Orange County, money grubbing trash.

So instead, they just try to game us with the fake face….TRUST nothing on the internet…and if Cavallari is reading this, which she’s not, but they do all google themselves, and this site is banned on all big tech channels, so she’d never find herself here…..but if she did and is like “jokes on him, I didn’t use a filter, that’s just how I look naturally”…..well bitch, I’m saying your face looks stupid, so for your sake, hope it’s a filter.

In conclusion, all the basic bitches of the world with egos and a dream, post instagram smut like this to show off their whore bodies, while pretending they are lifestyle influencers, even after being on TV, marrying a pro athlete and making stupid money…it’s like the worst of the worst are celebrated and they sure as fuck don’t shut up.

Anyway, here’s to old tired moms whoring….

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